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Tiger removed himself from Ryder Cup consideration.

imalive - serious hypothetical. Ryder Cup is down to the last match. US needs a win. Tiger is playing as the last single. What do you do? Hope he sticks it to birdie and win or say "Fuck Tiger, pull it OB and give it to the Euros"

imalive said:

Empty Glass said:

Tiger removed himself from Ryder Cup consideration.

imalive - serious hypothetical. Ryder Cup is down to the last match. US needs a win. Tiger is playing as the last single. What do you do? Hope he sticks it to birdie and win or say "Fuck Tiger, pull it OB and give it to the Euros"

the latter, for sure )

what is the reason for the hate? i really do not understand it...

imalive said:

Empty Glass said:

Tiger removed himself from Ryder Cup consideration.

imalive - serious hypothetical. Ryder Cup is down to the last match. US needs a win. Tiger is playing as the last single. What do you do? Hope he sticks it to birdie and win or say "Fuck Tiger, pull it OB and give it to the Euros"

the latter, for sure )

Wow...that's fucked up. I have plenty of sports hate, but don't think I'd ever root against a guy when he's playing for the US.

imalive said:

Indifference71 said:

imalive said:

Empty Glass said:

Tiger removed himself from Ryder Cup consideration.

imalive - serious hypothetical. Ryder Cup is down to the last match. US needs a win. Tiger is playing as the last single. What do you do? Hope he sticks it to birdie and win or say "Fuck Tiger, pull it OB and give it to the Euros"

the latter, for sure )

Wow...that's fucked up. I have plenty of sports hate, but don't think I'd ever root against a guy when he's playing for the US.

I could give two shits about what country a golfer is from.

I'd like to choke whoever came up with the YOU-ESS-AYY! chant. Annoying beyond words. Same idiots screaming "get in the hole!"

why do you hate tiger woods so much?

imalive said:

Indifference71 said:

imalive said:

Empty Glass said:

Tiger removed himself from Ryder Cup consideration.

imalive - serious hypothetical. Ryder Cup is down to the last match. US needs a win. Tiger is playing as the last single. What do you do? Hope he sticks it to birdie and win or say "Fuck Tiger, pull it OB and give it to the Euros"

the latter, for sure )

Wow...that's fucked up. I have plenty of sports hate, but don't think I'd ever root against a guy when he's playing for the US.

I could give two shits about what country a golfer is from.

I'm not saying you should root for a guy because he's from the US. But you say you would root against the US in the Ryder Cup if Tiger was involved....that's crazy to me.

WhatYouTaughtMe said:

Imagine making a 3 putt bogey on 18 for a 59!
Unreal.

Endicott. It pains me to type that

Indifference71 said:

imalive said:

Indifference71 said:

imalive said:

Empty Glass said:

Tiger removed himself from Ryder Cup consideration.

imalive - serious hypothetical. Ryder Cup is down to the last match. US needs a win. Tiger is playing as the last single. What do you do? Hope he sticks it to birdie and win or say "Fuck Tiger, pull it OB and give it to the Euros"

the latter, for sure )

Wow...that's fucked up. I have plenty of sports hate, but don't think I'd ever root against a guy when he's playing for the US.

I could give two shits about what country a golfer is from.

I'm not saying you should root for a guy because he's from the US. But you say you would root against the US in the Ryder Cup if Tiger was involved....that's crazy to me.

that's not exactly what I said.....I would not necessarily root against the U.S.....but if tiger was involved in the deciding match, I would root for the motherfucker to choke like a dog....hopefully to lose 9 and 8 or something similar.

The Juggler said:

imalive said:

Indifference71 said:

imalive said:

Indifference71 said:

imalive said:

Empty Glass said:

Tiger removed himself from Ryder Cup consideration.

imalive - serious hypothetical. Ryder Cup is down to the last match. US needs a win. Tiger is playing as the last single. What do you do? Hope he sticks it to birdie and win or say "Fuck Tiger, pull it OB and give it to the Euros"

the latter, for sure )

Wow...that's fucked up. I have plenty of sports hate, but don't think I'd ever root against a guy when he's playing for the US.

I could give two shits about what country a golfer is from.

I'm not saying you should root for a guy because he's from the US. But you say you would root against the US in the Ryder Cup if Tiger was involved....that's crazy to me.

that's not exactly what I said.....I would not necessarily root against the U.S.....but if tiger was involved in the deciding match, I would root for the motherfucker to choke like a dog....hopefully to lose 9 and 8 or something similar.

why do you hate him so much?

I think you can tell a lot from how people handle adversity. When tiger was winning, he was all smiles with those professionally enhanced white teeth of his. even while winning, he could be a dick to his "fans" and often displayed terrible manners on the course. as a dude who learned golf at, what, 4 years old, he certainly knows slamming and kicking clubs is not part of the game. I don't watch a ton of golf, but I don't know if I've ever seen another pro kick his clubs. also, even when winning, he struck me as a phony motherfucker ala arod or big papi.

after the faithful thanksgiving night, he took his phoniness to another level. at his confessional presser, he said he had strayed from his "core values." I about puked in my mouth. Core values? Please. The only god he worships is himself. and his promise of better course behavior? Haven't seen it.

fuck tiger.

The Juggler said:

imalive said:

The Juggler said:

imalive said:

Indifference71 said:

imalive said:

Indifference71 said:

imalive said:

Empty Glass said:

Tiger removed himself from Ryder Cup consideration.

imalive - serious hypothetical. Ryder Cup is down to the last match. US needs a win. Tiger is playing as the last single. What do you do? Hope he sticks it to birdie and win or say "Fuck Tiger, pull it OB and give it to the Euros"

the latter, for sure )

Wow...that's fucked up. I have plenty of sports hate, but don't think I'd ever root against a guy when he's playing for the US.

I could give two shits about what country a golfer is from.

I'm not saying you should root for a guy because he's from the US. But you say you would root against the US in the Ryder Cup if Tiger was involved....that's crazy to me.

that's not exactly what I said.....I would not necessarily root against the U.S.....but if tiger was involved in the deciding match, I would root for the motherfucker to choke like a dog....hopefully to lose 9 and 8 or something similar.

why do you hate him so much?

I think you can tell a lot from how people handle adversity. When tiger was winning, he was all smiles with those professionally enhanced white teeth of his. even while winning, he could be a dick to his "fans" and often displayed terrible manners on the course. as a dude who learned golf at, what, 4 years old, he certainly knows slamming and kicking clubs is not part of the game. I don't watch a ton of golf, but I don't know if I've ever seen another pro kick his clubs. also, even when winning, he struck me as a phony motherfucker ala arod or big papi.

after the faithful thanksgiving night, he took his phoniness to another level. at his confessional presser, he said he had strayed from his "core values." I about puked in my mouth. Core values? Please. The only god he worships is himself. and his promise of better course behavior? Haven't seen it.

fuck tiger.

so it's his demeanor and personality basically?

.....and yet you are a huge barry bonds fan????!?! haha....that is just a bit hypocritical on your part. you gotta admit that.

no, because Barry was an unapologetic asshole. He knew he was one and he didn't hide behind some phony persona. the worldwide media slurps the hell out of asshole tiger but made sure everyone knew what an asshole bonds was (and much of that was bullshit....like his dugout fight with jeff kent where kent was getting on a teammate and barry told him to STFU).

plus, his on field behavior was better than tiger's. he earned very few ejections in his 21 year career....about the only fight I ever remember him being in was when an opposing first baseman called him a "motherfucker."

so, no juggler, I'm not admitting anything.