banker found dead...ohhh suspicious!!!

dunkman
dunkman Posts: 19,646
edited July 2006 in A Moving Train
Banker found dead in London park
A body found in east London parkland has been identified as banker Neil Coulbeck, sources have told the BBC.
The banker worked for the Royal Bank of Scotland, and had been questioned by the FBI about the Enron fraud case.

Police were keeping an open mind about whether the death was linked to the Enron investigation, which involved RBS subsidiary Natwest.

Three British former Natwest employees are being extradited to the US on Thursday to face fraud charges.

Police were called to the park near Newgate Street in Chingford after the body was discovered by a member of the public on Tuesday.

A police spokesman said the man's body was on the ground when it was discovered.

They said the death was being treated as unexplained.

He added officers from the Homicide and Serious Crime Command were investigating because of their resources and expertise.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/5173228.stm
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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  • Pearl Jam and toast
    Pearl Jam and toast Posts: 4,475
    fishy..

    this enron case is becoming more interesting as it progresses isn't it?

    it's almost entertaining..
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  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Yep, I caught this story. With this, and the Blair cash for peerages scandal growing, the Sunday papers should be good this weekend.
  • rightondude
    rightondude Posts: 745
    Sounds like that other Enron dude that "fell" out of a helicopter to his death...
  • Pearl Jam and toast
    Pearl Jam and toast Posts: 4,475
    rightondude wrote:
    Sounds like that other Enron dude that "fell" out of a helicopter to his death...
    hahah i love these businessmen.

    now we KNOW they're the classic kind of 1980's yuppie evil!
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    i dont think he has left any notes... and he was found in a pile of unkempt bushes... slightly ironic... being found dead entangled in bushes :p

    but if you take your own life and you have a family... you'd let them know i think... also you wouldnt climb 12 feet into aforementioned bushes... you'd jump from somewhere high or drown yourself... how did he die? anyone know that yet?

    just strange... hmmmm
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
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    lol ^^^^
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  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    dunkman1974 wrote:
    A police spokesman said the man's body was on the ground when it was discovered.

    The man's body was found on the ground?? No fucking way! Now that is weird! :eek: I thought bodies were normally found stuck to the sides of tall buildings, or perched atop telephone poles?? :confused:
  • redrock
    redrock Posts: 18,341
    Byrnzie wrote:
    Now that is weird! :eek: I thought bodies were normally found stuck to the sides of tall buildings, or perched atop telephone poles?? :confused:

    You watch too much CSI :D
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Byrnzie wrote:
    The man's body was found on the ground?? No fucking way! Now that is weird! :eek: I thought bodies were normally found stuck to the sides of tall buildings, or perched atop telephone poles?? :confused:

    me too :eek:

    what a pair of dumb fuckers you are :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    dunkman1974 wrote:
    me too :eek:

    what a pair of dumb fuckers you are :)

    pair of dumb fuckers? There's only one of me! :confused:
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Byrnzie wrote:
    pair of dumb fuckers? There's only one of me! :confused:


    well i thought the same as you re: the dead people being found on mountain tops and stuck to sides of buildings... so I said "me too!"

    then i said 'what a pair of dumb fuckers'.... this was to lead you and others into the literal assumption that I was going to say 'we are' but i very cleverly turned that on its head to 'you are'.... do you see what i did there!!! smart eh??!?!?

    anyhoo... yes dead people, it would seem, are normally found on the ground... except in space
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    dunkman1974 wrote:
    dead people, it would seem, are normally found on the ground... except in space

    And those that are unfortunate enough to perish at sea.
    I heard it said once that 'worse things happen at sea'. I called the person who told me that a cunt and went on about my business, which is working as a fluffer in siamese twin porn flicks.
  • Pearl Jam and toast
    Pearl Jam and toast Posts: 4,475
    funny that the happiest and most carefree thread on here is about murder isn't it?
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Byrnzie wrote:
    And those that are unfortunate enough to perish at sea.
    I heard it said once that 'worse things happen at sea'. I called the person who told me that a cunt and went on about my business, which is working as a fluffer in siamese twin porn flicks.

    good call on the sea death scenario... where do we stand on the whole "on ground" thing if body is found in a marshy bog... not quite land and yet not quite a body of water... inbetween really... :confused:

    i knew some girl siamese twins once... or was it siamese cats? either way there were 2 pussies involved :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Halifax2TheMax
    Halifax2TheMax Posts: 43,428
    Now how come nobody but nobody is discussing this unsolved mystery anymore? Huh? Riddle me that!

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  • Pingfah
    Pingfah Posts: 350
    Because it happened 8 years ago, and it isn't unsolved?

    His wife says he killed himself because of stress and depression, the inquest concluded the same thing.
  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
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    Byrnzie was a smart ass even back in 2006.
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  • DriftingByTheStorm
    DriftingByTheStorm Posts: 8,684
    edited April 2014
    Halifax2TheMax said:

    Now how come nobody but nobody is discussing this unsolved mystery anymore? Huh? Riddle me that!

    Peace.

    Actually been a massive wave of baker suicides recently. Something like 12 to 15 since late 2013.

    http://nypost.com/2014/03/18/string-of-suicides-rocking-financial-world-baffles-experts/

    And a bit deeper look here
    http://kingworldnews.com/kingworldnews/KWN_DailyWeb/Entries/2014/3/27_Banker_Suicides,_Cover-Ups_&_A_Criminal_Syndicate_Of_Banks.html
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  • mikepegg44
    mikepegg44 Posts: 3,353
    DriftingByTheStorm said:

    Halifax2TheMax said:

    Now how come nobody but nobody is discussing this unsolved mystery anymore? Huh? Riddle me that!

    Peace.

    Actually been a massive wave of baker suicides recently. Something like 12 to 15 since late 2013.

    http://nypost.com/2014/03/18/string-of-suicides-rocking-financial-world-baffles-experts/

    And a bit deeper look here
    http://kingworldnews.com/kingworldnews/KWN_DailyWeb/Entries/2014/3/27_Banker_Suicides,_Cover-Ups_&_A_Criminal_Syndicate_Of_Banks.html
    Here is a headline, ‘Banks Hit By $100 Billion In U.S. Legal Settlements Since Crisis.’ How’s that for a coverup? $100 billion. This guy (Mr. Brokesmith) hung himself even as the banks are getting a free ride. You are not seeing anybody going to jail for the crimes being committed. And yes, these are crimes. You do not pay $100 billion in legal settlements if you didn’t do anything wrong.


    I love that part...so glad that 100 billion in fines went to the people affected by the illegality of the banks actions...I mean, can't you just feel the justice?
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  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    DriftingByTheStorm said:

    Halifax2TheMax said:

    Now how come nobody but nobody is discussing this unsolved mystery anymore? Huh? Riddle me that!

    Peace.

    Actually been a massive wave of baker suicides recently. Something like 12 to 15 since late 2013.

    http://nypost.com/2014/03/18/string-of-suicides-rocking-financial-world-baffles-experts/

    And a bit deeper look here
    http://kingworldnews.com/kingworldnews/KWN_DailyWeb/Entries/2014/3/27_Banker_Suicides,_Cover-Ups_&_A_Criminal_Syndicate_Of_Banks.html
    :))

    I'm seriously not trying to point out your omission, but no shit... it took me a few seconds to realize you were speaking of bankers!

    You do a really interesting job with your alternative explanations in multiple scenarios, but in this particular case... brow furrowed, I thought to myself, "What's the connection he's trying to make here? What do baker suicides have to do with corrupt banking practices? This should be interesting."
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