banker found dead...ohhh suspicious!!!

dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
edited July 2006 in A Moving Train
Banker found dead in London park
A body found in east London parkland has been identified as banker Neil Coulbeck, sources have told the BBC.
The banker worked for the Royal Bank of Scotland, and had been questioned by the FBI about the Enron fraud case.

Police were keeping an open mind about whether the death was linked to the Enron investigation, which involved RBS subsidiary Natwest.

Three British former Natwest employees are being extradited to the US on Thursday to face fraud charges.

Police were called to the park near Newgate Street in Chingford after the body was discovered by a member of the public on Tuesday.

A police spokesman said the man's body was on the ground when it was discovered.

They said the death was being treated as unexplained.

He added officers from the Homicide and Serious Crime Command were investigating because of their resources and expertise.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/5173228.stm
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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  • fishy..

    this enron case is becoming more interesting as it progresses isn't it?

    it's almost entertaining..
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  • Yep, I caught this story. With this, and the Blair cash for peerages scandal growing, the Sunday papers should be good this weekend.
  • rightonduderightondude Posts: 745
    Sounds like that other Enron dude that "fell" out of a helicopter to his death...
  • Sounds like that other Enron dude that "fell" out of a helicopter to his death...
    hahah i love these businessmen.

    now we KNOW they're the classic kind of 1980's yuppie evil!
    Come on pilgrim you know he loves you..

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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    i dont think he has left any notes... and he was found in a pile of unkempt bushes... slightly ironic... being found dead entangled in bushes :p

    but if you take your own life and you have a family... you'd let them know i think... also you wouldnt climb 12 feet into aforementioned bushes... you'd jump from somewhere high or drown yourself... how did he die? anyone know that yet?

    just strange... hmmmm
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    A police spokesman said the man's body was on the ground when it was discovered.

    The man's body was found on the ground?? No fucking way! Now that is weird! :eek: I thought bodies were normally found stuck to the sides of tall buildings, or perched atop telephone poles?? :confused:
  • redrockredrock Posts: 18,341
    Byrnzie wrote:
    Now that is weird! :eek: I thought bodies were normally found stuck to the sides of tall buildings, or perched atop telephone poles?? :confused:

    You watch too much CSI :D
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Byrnzie wrote:
    The man's body was found on the ground?? No fucking way! Now that is weird! :eek: I thought bodies were normally found stuck to the sides of tall buildings, or perched atop telephone poles?? :confused:

    me too :eek:

    what a pair of dumb fuckers you are :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    me too :eek:

    what a pair of dumb fuckers you are :)

    pair of dumb fuckers? There's only one of me! :confused:
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Byrnzie wrote:
    pair of dumb fuckers? There's only one of me! :confused:


    well i thought the same as you re: the dead people being found on mountain tops and stuck to sides of buildings... so I said "me too!"

    then i said 'what a pair of dumb fuckers'.... this was to lead you and others into the literal assumption that I was going to say 'we are' but i very cleverly turned that on its head to 'you are'.... do you see what i did there!!! smart eh??!?!?

    anyhoo... yes dead people, it would seem, are normally found on the ground... except in space
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    dead people, it would seem, are normally found on the ground... except in space

    And those that are unfortunate enough to perish at sea.
    I heard it said once that 'worse things happen at sea'. I called the person who told me that a cunt and went on about my business, which is working as a fluffer in siamese twin porn flicks.
  • funny that the happiest and most carefree thread on here is about murder isn't it?
    Come on pilgrim you know he loves you..

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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Byrnzie wrote:
    And those that are unfortunate enough to perish at sea.
    I heard it said once that 'worse things happen at sea'. I called the person who told me that a cunt and went on about my business, which is working as a fluffer in siamese twin porn flicks.

    good call on the sea death scenario... where do we stand on the whole "on ground" thing if body is found in a marshy bog... not quite land and yet not quite a body of water... inbetween really... :confused:

    i knew some girl siamese twins once... or was it siamese cats? either way there were 2 pussies involved :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 39,046
    Now how come nobody but nobody is discussing this unsolved mystery anymore? Huh? Riddle me that!

    Peace.
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  • PingfahPingfah Posts: 350
    Because it happened 8 years ago, and it isn't unsolved?

    His wife says he killed himself because of stress and depression, the inquest concluded the same thing.
  • Byrnzie was a smart ass even back in 2006.
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  • DriftingByTheStormDriftingByTheStorm Posts: 8,684
    edited April 2014

    Now how come nobody but nobody is discussing this unsolved mystery anymore? Huh? Riddle me that!

    Peace.

    Actually been a massive wave of baker suicides recently. Something like 12 to 15 since late 2013.

    http://nypost.com/2014/03/18/string-of-suicides-rocking-financial-world-baffles-experts/

    And a bit deeper look here
    http://kingworldnews.com/kingworldnews/KWN_DailyWeb/Entries/2014/3/27_Banker_Suicides,_Cover-Ups_&_A_Criminal_Syndicate_Of_Banks.html
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  • mikepegg44mikepegg44 Posts: 3,353

    Now how come nobody but nobody is discussing this unsolved mystery anymore? Huh? Riddle me that!

    Peace.

    Actually been a massive wave of baker suicides recently. Something like 12 to 15 since late 2013.

    http://nypost.com/2014/03/18/string-of-suicides-rocking-financial-world-baffles-experts/

    And a bit deeper look here
    http://kingworldnews.com/kingworldnews/KWN_DailyWeb/Entries/2014/3/27_Banker_Suicides,_Cover-Ups_&_A_Criminal_Syndicate_Of_Banks.html
    Here is a headline, ‘Banks Hit By $100 Billion In U.S. Legal Settlements Since Crisis.’ How’s that for a coverup? $100 billion. This guy (Mr. Brokesmith) hung himself even as the banks are getting a free ride. You are not seeing anybody going to jail for the crimes being committed. And yes, these are crimes. You do not pay $100 billion in legal settlements if you didn’t do anything wrong.


    I love that part...so glad that 100 billion in fines went to the people affected by the illegality of the banks actions...I mean, can't you just feel the justice?
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  • Now how come nobody but nobody is discussing this unsolved mystery anymore? Huh? Riddle me that!

    Peace.

    Actually been a massive wave of baker suicides recently. Something like 12 to 15 since late 2013.

    http://nypost.com/2014/03/18/string-of-suicides-rocking-financial-world-baffles-experts/

    And a bit deeper look here
    http://kingworldnews.com/kingworldnews/KWN_DailyWeb/Entries/2014/3/27_Banker_Suicides,_Cover-Ups_&_A_Criminal_Syndicate_Of_Banks.html
    :))

    I'm seriously not trying to point out your omission, but no shit... it took me a few seconds to realize you were speaking of bankers!

    You do a really interesting job with your alternative explanations in multiple scenarios, but in this particular case... brow furrowed, I thought to myself, "What's the connection he's trying to make here? What do baker suicides have to do with corrupt banking practices? This should be interesting."
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • Now how come nobody but nobody is discussing this unsolved mystery anymore? Huh? Riddle me that!

    Peace.

    Actually been a massive wave of baker suicides recently. Something like 12 to 15 since late 2013.

    http://nypost.com/2014/03/18/string-of-suicides-rocking-financial-world-baffles-experts/

    And a bit deeper look here
    http://kingworldnews.com/kingworldnews/KWN_DailyWeb/Entries/2014/3/27_Banker_Suicides,_Cover-Ups_&_A_Criminal_Syndicate_Of_Banks.html
    :))

    I'm seriously not trying to point out your omission, but no shit... it took me a few seconds to realize you were speaking of bankers!

    You do a really interesting job with your alternative explanations in multiple scenarios, but in this particular case... brow furrowed, I thought to myself, "What's the connection he's trying to make here? What do baker suicides have to do with corrupt banking practices? This should be interesting."
    Um.
    Actually it's "mainstream" news.
    Admittedly, somewhat burried, but in plane sight, i suppose.

    Here:
    WSJ: Executive Who Committed Suicide Anxious Amid Deutsche Bank Probes

    I'm sure some of these are unrelated,
    I'm sure some of them are legitimate suicides with bankers like the above,
    and I can only assume that at least some of them have actually been Deborah Palfrey-ed as insurance against too much investigation during these probes.
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  • Now how come nobody but nobody is discussing this unsolved mystery anymore? Huh? Riddle me that!

    Peace.

    Actually been a massive wave of baker suicides recently. Something like 12 to 15 since late 2013.

    http://nypost.com/2014/03/18/string-of-suicides-rocking-financial-world-baffles-experts/

    And a bit deeper look here
    http://kingworldnews.com/kingworldnews/KWN_DailyWeb/Entries/2014/3/27_Banker_Suicides,_Cover-Ups_&_A_Criminal_Syndicate_Of_Banks.html
    :))

    I'm seriously not trying to point out your omission, but no shit... it took me a few seconds to realize you were speaking of bankers!

    You do a really interesting job with your alternative explanations in multiple scenarios, but in this particular case... brow furrowed, I thought to myself, "What's the connection he's trying to make here? What do baker suicides have to do with corrupt banking practices? This should be interesting."
    Um.
    Actually it's "mainstream" news.
    Admittedly, somewhat burried, but in plane sight, i suppose.

    Here:
    WSJ: Executive Who Committed Suicide Anxious Amid Deutsche Bank Probes

    I'm sure some of these are unrelated,
    I'm sure some of them are legitimate suicides with bankers like the above,
    and I can only assume that at least some of them have actually been Deborah Palfrey-ed as insurance against too much investigation during these probes.
    You had a typo that reads quite funny: Actually been a massive wave of baker suicides recently

    I was sincere with my praise for your research in the conspiracies you have presented throughout this forum. I don't necessarily believe in some of them, but nonetheless the alternative theories you have presented on occasion have had me think.
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • Now how come nobody but nobody is discussing this unsolved mystery anymore? Huh? Riddle me that!

    Peace.

    Actually been a massive wave of baker suicides recently. Something like 12 to 15 since late 2013.

    http://nypost.com/2014/03/18/string-of-suicides-rocking-financial-world-baffles-experts/

    And a bit deeper look here
    http://kingworldnews.com/kingworldnews/KWN_DailyWeb/Entries/2014/3/27_Banker_Suicides,_Cover-Ups_&_A_Criminal_Syndicate_Of_Banks.html
    :))

    I'm seriously not trying to point out your omission, but no shit... it took me a few seconds to realize you were speaking of bankers!

    You do a really interesting job with your alternative explanations in multiple scenarios, but in this particular case... brow furrowed, I thought to myself, "What's the connection he's trying to make here? What do baker suicides have to do with corrupt banking practices? This should be interesting."
    Um.
    Actually it's "mainstream" news.
    Admittedly, somewhat burried, but in plane sight, i suppose.

    Here:
    WSJ: Executive Who Committed Suicide Anxious Amid Deutsche Bank Probes

    I'm sure some of these are unrelated,
    I'm sure some of them are legitimate suicides with bankers like the above,
    and I can only assume that at least some of them have actually been Deborah Palfrey-ed as insurance against too much investigation during these probes.
    You had a typo that reads quite funny: Actually been a massive wave of baker suicides recently

    I was sincere with my praise for your research in the conspiracies you have presented throughout this forum. I don't necessarily believe in some of them, but nonetheless the alternative theories you have presented on occasion have had me think.
    Lol.
    Sorry.
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  • Drowned OutDrowned Out Posts: 6,056

    A ton of conjecture here, but interesting and pretty fucked up nonetheless....

    Suspicious Deaths of Bankers Are Now Classified as “Trade Secrets” by Federal Regulator


    ....beginning late last year, a rash of suspicious deaths start to occur among current and former bank employees. Next we learn that four of the Wall Street mega banks likely hold over $680 billion face amount of life insurance on their workers, payable to the banks, not the families. We ask their Federal regulator for the details of this life insurance under a Freedom of Information Act request and we’re told the information constitutes “trade secrets.”
    ....
    We reached out to bank-owned life insurance (BOLI) expert, Michael D. Myers, to understand what JPMorgan’s $10.4 billion in BOLI assets at its commercial bank might represent in terms of face amount of life insurance on its workers. Myers said: “Without knowing the length of the investment or its rate of return, it is difficult to estimate the face amount of the insurance coverage. However, a cash value of $10.4 billion could easily translate into more than $100 billion in actual insurance coverage and possibly two or three times that amount” said Myers, a partner in the Houston, Texas law firm McClanahan Myers Espey, L.L.P.

    Myers’ and his firm have represented the families of deceased employees for almost two decades in cases involving corporate-owned life insurance against employers such as Wal-Mart Stores, Inc., Fina Oil and Chemical Co., and American Greetings Corp. (Families may be entitled to the proceeds of these policies if employee consent was required under State law and was never given and/or if the corporation cannot show it had an “insurable interest” in the employee — a tough test to meet if it’s a non key employee or if the employee has left the firm.)

    As it turns out, the $10.4 billion significantly understates the amount of money JPMorgan has tied up in seeking to profit from workers’ deaths. Since Wall Street banks are structured as holding companies, we decided to see what type of financial information might be available at the Federal Financial Institutions Examination Council (FFIEC), a federal interagency that promotes uniform reporting standards among banking regulators.

    The FFIEC’s web site provided access to the consolidated financial statements of the bank holding companies of not just JPMorgan Chase but all of the largest Wall Street banks. We conducted our own peer review study with the information that was available.

    Four of Wall Street’s largest banks hold a total of $68.1 billion in BOLI assets. Using Michael Myers’ approximate 10 to 1 ratio, that would mean that over time, just these four banks could potentially collect upwards of $681 billion in tax free income from life insurance proceeds on their current and former workers. (Death benefits are received tax free as is the buildup in cash value in the policies.) The breakdown in BOLI assets is as follows as of December 31, 2013:

    Bank of America $22.7 billion

    Wells Fargo 18.7 billion

    JPMorgan Chase 17.9 billion

    Citigroup 8.8 billion

    In addition to specifics on the BOLI assets, the consolidated financial statements also showed what each bank was reporting as “Earnings on/increase in value of cash surrender value of life insurance” as of December 31, 2013. Those amounts are as follows:

    Bank of America $625 million

    Wells Fargo 566 million

    JPMorgan Chase 686 million

    Citigroup 0

    Given the size of these numbers, there is another aspect to BOLI that should raise alarm bells among both regulators and shareholders. The Wall Street banks are using a process called “separate accounts” for large amounts of their BOLI assets with reports of some funds never actually leaving the bank and/or being invested in hedge funds, suggesting lessons from the past have not been learned.

    full article: http://wallstreetonparade.com/2014/04/suspicious-deaths-of-bankers-are-now-classified-as-“trade-secrets”-by-federal-regulator/
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