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  • SatansFuton
    SatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Oh ESPN, I'm forced to watch you again tonight, and you are worse than ever.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    RAY LEWIS IS THE FUCKING WORST
  • SVRDhand13
    SVRDhand13 Posts: 27,007
    LloydXmas wrote:
    RAY LEWIS IS THE FUCKING WORST

    I must admit he is very good at murdering someone and getting away with it
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  • Indifference71
    Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,913
    Chris Berman is announcing the SD- Hou game tonight. The mute button will be in use....
  • SatansFuton
    SatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    LloydXmas wrote:
    RAY LEWIS IS THE FUCKING WORST

    I'm giving that honor to Suzy Kolber.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    SatansFuton wrote:
    LloydXmas wrote:
    RAY LEWIS IS THE FUCKING WORST

    I'm giving that honor to Suzy Kolber.

    she's hot
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    SatansFuton wrote:
    LloydXmas wrote:
    RAY LEWIS IS THE FUCKING WORST

    I'm giving that honor to Suzy Kolber.

    she's hot

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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    :lol: I remember that. too funny


    ESPN sucks for losing out on the one weekly Premiere League soccer game they had with the two best announcers ever: Ian Darke and Steve McManaman. I miss those guys.
  • SatansFuton
    SatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Indifference71 wrote:
    Chris Berman is announcing the SD- Hou game tonight. The mute button will be in use....

    WOOP!
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,315
    ESPN Has Been Talking About Beards For 80 Straight Hours

    Sports News in Brief • Sports • news media • ISSUE 49•43 • Oct 23, 2013

    BRISTOL, CT—As part of their 2013 World Series preview, ESPN, the world’s largest sports broadcast network, has been airing content about Red Sox players’ beards, their beard lengths, and the itchiness of their unkempt beards for 80 hours straight, sources confirmed Wednesday. “The Red Sox players have grown very big beards, and this is a story that needs to be told all day, every day, morning, noon, and night,” said Senior Vice President of Programming Rick Berry, adding that for the foreseeable future, all broadcast time on ESPN and its sister networks will be filled with comparisons of one Red Sox player’s beard to another’s, humorous anecdotes about who on the team is unable to grow a full beard, and interviews with baseball analysts about when and why the members of the Red Sox decided to grow their beards. “Tonight On ESPN2 we will be airing Outside The Lines: Beards, after which ESPN viewers can watch Michael Wilbon and Tony Kornheiser do an all-beard edition of PTI. And then, instead of the Celtics-Nets preseason game, we’re just going to air a previously recorded interview with Mike Napoli where we ask him about his beard for two and a half hours. ESPN is covering this beard situation from all angles.” When asked if ESPN cameras will be present if and when Red Sox players decide to shave their beards, Berry said, “You better fucking believe it.”

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/espn-has-been-talking-about-beards-for-80-straight,34318/
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  • DewieCox
    DewieCox Posts: 11,432
    Jason P wrote:
    ESPN Has Been Talking About Beards For 80 Straight Hours

    Sports News in Brief • Sports • news media • ISSUE 49•43 • Oct 23, 2013

    BRISTOL, CT—As part of their 2013 World Series preview, ESPN, the world’s largest sports broadcast network, has been airing content about Red Sox players’ beards, their beard lengths, and the itchiness of their unkempt beards for 80 hours straight, sources confirmed Wednesday. “The Red Sox players have grown very big beards, and this is a story that needs to be told all day, every day, morning, noon, and night,” said Senior Vice President of Programming Rick Berry, adding that for the foreseeable future, all broadcast time on ESPN and its sister networks will be filled with comparisons of one Red Sox player’s beard to another’s, humorous anecdotes about who on the team is unable to grow a full beard, and interviews with baseball analysts about when and why the members of the Red Sox decided to grow their beards. “Tonight On ESPN2 we will be airing Outside The Lines: Beards, after which ESPN viewers can watch Michael Wilbon and Tony Kornheiser do an all-beard edition of PTI. And then, instead of the Celtics-Nets preseason game, we’re just going to air a previously recorded interview with Mike Napoli where we ask him about his beard for two and a half hours. ESPN is covering this beard situation from all angles.” When asked if ESPN cameras will be present if and when Red Sox players decide to shave their beards, Berry said, “You better fucking believe it.”

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/espn-has-been-talking-about-beards-for-80-straight,34318/

    Funny stuff, but you know next spring there will be a story on them shaving their beards.
  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,315
    ESPN Searching For A Few Loud-Mouthed Fucks For New Afternoon Program

    Sports News in Brief • Sports • news media • ISSUE 49•46 • Nov 11, 2013

    BRISTOL, CT—Saying that the program will further strengthen their afternoon lineup, officials at ESPN announced Monday that the network has started searching for a few loud-mouthed fucks to host a new sports talk show. “We’re looking for three, maybe four absolutely reprehensible, know-it-all fucks to sit around a table and share their idiotic opinions about the day’s biggest sports stories,” said ESPN’s vice president of original programming Jamie Horowitz, adding that ideally, the obnoxious, pig-headed pieces of shit will be a mix of annoying national sports columnists, repulsive former athletes, and one prick from Boston. “We’ll just throw some bullshit on one side of the screen while our panel of arrogant fucking assholes scream at each other. The whole debate—if you can even call it that—will be moderated by either another loud-mouthed fuck or an attractive female broadcaster. We feel this show will really complement our other programs on ESPN and perform particularly well in the 4 p.m. time slot.” At press time, ESPN confirmed that producers had started narrowing down their initial pool of 14,000 potential candidates for the show.
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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,314
    when stabby lewis began his postgame "analysis" last night, I had to turn it off.

    fuck that guy and fuck espn for giving him a gig :x
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,315
    imalive wrote:
    when stabby lewis began his postgame "analysis" last night, I had to turn it off.

    fuck that guy and fuck espn for giving him a gig :x
    You have to admit he can make a point and really cut through the tough topics at hand.
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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,314
    Jason P wrote:
    imalive wrote:
    when stabby lewis began his postgame "analysis" last night, I had to turn it off.

    fuck that guy and fuck espn for giving him a gig :x
    You have to admit he can make a point and really cut through the tough topics at hand.

    :fp:

    he's sharp as a knife.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    C'MON MAN!!!
  • SVRDhand13
    SVRDhand13 Posts: 27,007
    So happy I got sirius now and have multiple sports stations
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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,314
    wow, search works. I still don't like this new place but that's a start.

    espn - stop talking non-stop about richard sherman. I'd rather see an a-rod reality show.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,314
    hannah storm.....merril hoge.....blech!
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
    Missoula 24
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,598
    imalive said:

    hannah storm.....merril hoge.....blech!

    i still like hannah storm but hoge, and his quadruple windsor ties is the worst.


    and for what it's worth, this cari champion chick is worth tuning into that dumb first take show for a few minutes....with the volume on mute, of course.
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