Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    well - i need to be in canberra at 9 for this bloody interview - im obviously first cab off the rank, so id better have my best bullshit hat on

    and ive found out there is a 30minute written test involved, no doubt formulating excel sheets and typing and shit

    of course, ive typed for the past .. how long - forever - and right now im typing like a bitch!! :o

    anyone want to go and pretend to be me .....




    nite all
    impatience is a gift ........
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    zenith wrote:
    well - i need to be in canberra at 9 for this bloody interview - im obviously first cab off the rank, so id better have my best bullshit hat on

    and ive found out there is a 30minute written test involved, no doubt formulating excel sheets and typing and shit

    of course, ive typed for the past .. how long - forever - and right now im typing like a bitch!! :o

    anyone want to go and pretend to be me .....




    nite all
    Ooh! I didn't know the interview's tomorrow :eek:

    [size=+4]Good luck, Lindy!!![/size]

    You'll do fine!!! :)

    Nighty night and sweet dreams chicki! xo
  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    zenith wrote:
    there was one on a current affair, or one of those shows - they were talking about the horrible shirts people dress their kiddies in - and it said
    '...and all my daddy wanted was a headjob ...'

    :rolleyes:


    yeah saw that. there is also another that says "all mummy wanted was a back rub"

    i was gonna make those as well, but didn't. my wife just looked at me and rolled her eyes as well.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Sour?? :confused:

    It’s not a case of me not wanting to be there, Ziggy.

    Let me put you in my shoes, for a second ....... Leigh comes to WA for work and you are faced with having to move over here to be with him....
    Positives: you’ll be with the man that you love.
    Negatives: you (and your children) have to leave the place you’ve lived in all your life AND all of your family and friends.

    Yeah, I get it, Ozsmalltowngirl. That's why I said I think it would be really tough! :confused:
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,382
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Won't you miss her?

    Hasnt Zenith met Kylie only the once....???

    Not grounds to miss her really....
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Yeah, I get it, Ozsmalltowngirl. That's why I said I think it would be really tough! :confused:
    Oh OK. I didn't think you did, from what you said?? You said I seemed 'sour' :confused:

    As for moving....I don't even know where we'll move to....it'll be QLD...but don't know where yet??

    And absolutely yesss!!!:) I hear ya re; having air con and a pool. All the houses we have on our list for Townsville have air con and a pool :D Glenn and I both agree they're a MUST!

    That was wierd...I don't think you've ever called me "Ozsmalltowngirl" before....sounded strange ..LOL!
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,382
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Yeah, I get it, Ozsmalltowngirl. That's why I said I think it would be really tough! :confused:



    HAHAHA that sounds so formal........"Ozsmalltowngirl"
  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    aus_suz wrote:
    HAHAHA that sounds so formal........"Ozsmalltowngirl"


    yeah, when did we stop calling her "Bitch"?
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Oh OK. I didn't think you did, from what you said?? You said I seemed 'sour' :confused:

    As for moving....I don't even know where we'll move to....it'll be QLD...but don't know where yet??

    And yesss!!! I hear ya re; having air con and a pool. All the houses we have on our list for Townsville have air con and a pool :D Glenn and I both agree they're a MUST!

    That was wierd...I don't think you've ever called me "Ozsmalltowngirl" before....sounded strange ..LOL!

    If it was Townsville, what suburbs are you possibly looking at?

    HAHAHAHA -- I just said to Leigh that you said "Ziggy" at the end of your sentence instead of Zig and I said "Uh oh -- Kylie's shitty!" ;):D It was like my MUM saying "SUSAN!!!!" :D
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    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    yeah, when did we stop calling her "Bitch"?

    LOL! :D
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    If it was Townsville, what suburbs are you possibly looking at?

    HAHAHAHA -- I just said to Leigh that you said "Ziggy" at the end of your sentence instead of Zig and I said "Uh oh -- Kylie's shitty!" ;):D It was like my MUM saying "SUSAN!!!!" :D
    LOL! I quite often call you Ziggy :D

    EDIT to add: I just put Ziggy into the thread search and we all call you 'Ziggy' alot :p

    If I was shitty, I'd be saying "Now listen here, ya fecken MOLE" LMFAO!!

    I like the look of North Ward......that's where I'm hoping for if we move over and I've found a few nice houses there.
    Also found a nice place in Railway Estate, but Glenn said the train is a pain in the arse, as far as going through at night.
    I also found some nice places in Annandale.
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    yeah, when did we stop calling her "Bitch"?
    exactly....I feel unloved :(
    Bring back "Bitch", I say :D;)
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    LOL! I quite often call you Ziggy :D

    I like the look of North Ward......that's where I'm hoping for if we move over and I've found a few nice houses there.
    Also found a nice place in Railway Estate, but Glenn said the train is a pain in the arse, as far as going through at night.
    I also found some nice places in Annandale.

    NOT IN THAT TONE you don't!!! :mad: ;)

    Yeah North Ward is nice. Skip Annandale....was popular 15 years ago but now it's full of 15 year old kids, army or hospital staff. Railway Estate is good too.

    Look at Belgian Gardens, Rowes Bay and Pallarenda as well. They're the closest suburbs to North Ward (2 -5 mins drive) but near another beach (instead of the Strand) which is lovely and has about 5 people MAX everytime you go there. That's where we take our dogs. Near Belgian Gardens Primary School/Preschool/Kindy too which is a decent school.
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    NOT IN THAT TONE you don't!!! :mad: ;)

    Yeah North Ward is nice. Skip Annandale....was popular 15 years ago but now it's full of 15 year old kids, army or hospital staff. Railway Estate is good too.

    Look at Belgian Gardens, Rowes Bay and Pallarenda as well. They're the closest suburbs to North Ward (2 -5 mins drive) but near another beach (instead of the Strand) which is lovely and has about 5 people MAX everytime you go there. That's where we take our dogs. Near Belgian Gardens Primary School/Preschool/Kindy too which is a decent school.
    What tone?? Aaahhhhhhh :confused:

    I aint bighting, Susan ZiggyStar Buttler!!! ;)

    Thanks for those names. I ask Glenn.....but he hasn't really been there long enough to know. So any advice you have will be VERY helpful, if I do come to the point of moving over.

    If I do decide to move there, I'll make sure I come over for a holiday first, so I can have a proper look around, myself. But I warn you....I'll be driving you NUTS with PMs asking about suburbs, schools etc etc :D
  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    i saw this web address today

    http://www.myspace.com/greataustralianalbums


    and all i could think of was......


    "i'll take Anal Bum Covers for 500 thanks Alex"
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    i saw this web address today

    http://www.myspace.com/greataustralianalbums


    and all i could think of was......


    "i'll take Anal Bum Covers for 500 thanks Alex"
    LMAO!! I even read that with a Sean Connery voice and accent! :D

    Here's some web site addys for ya :D
    (got them in and email today)

    These are not made up. Check them out yourself!

    1. 'Who Represents' is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is: http://www.whorepresents.com

    2. 'Experts Exchange' is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at:
    http://www.expertsexchange.com
    3. Looking for a great pen? Look no further than
    'Pen Island'. It can be found at:
    http://www.penisland.net

    4. Need a therapist? Try 'Therapist Finder' at: http://www.therapistfinder.com

    5. Then there's the 'Italian Power Generator' company. Check it out at:
    http://www.powergenitalia.com

    6.'IP computer' software, there's always: http://www.ip_anywhere.com


    7. And the designers at 'Speed of Art' await you at their wacky Web site:
    http://www.speedofart.com
  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    4. Need a therapist? Try 'Therapist Finder' at: http://www.therapistfinder.com


    hahahahahahah


    that reminds me of the show Arrested Development, one of the characters Tobias is a analyst-therapist which he decided to shorten to "analrapist" on his business cards.

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d5/Forgetmenow5.jpg
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    hahahahahahah


    that reminds me of the show Arrested Development, on of the characters Tobias is a analyst-therapist which he decided to shorten to "analrapist" on his business cards.

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d5/Forgetmenow5.jpg
    LOL! That was the one that cracked me up, too :D
    It reminded me of that clip from Funny or Die that you posted bout the pedophile moustache.
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,382
    LOL! I quite often call you Ziggy :D

    EDIT to add: I just put Ziggy into the thread search and we all call you 'Ziggy' alot :p

    If I was shitty, I'd be saying "Now listen here, ya fecken MOLE" LMFAO!!

    I like the look of North Ward......that's where I'm hoping for if we move over and I've found a few nice houses there.
    Also found a nice place in Railway Estate, but Glenn said the train is a pain in the arse, as far as going through at night.
    I also found some nice places in Annandale.

    My niece lives at The Strand....
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,382
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    NOT IN THAT TONE you don't!!! :mad: ;)

    Yeah North Ward is nice. Skip Annandale....was popular 15 years ago but now it's full of 15 year old kids, army or hospital staff. Railway Estate is good too.

    Look at Belgian Gardens, Rowes Bay and Pallarenda as well. They're the closest suburbs to North Ward (2 -5 mins drive) but near another beach (instead of the Strand) which is lovely and has about 5 people MAX everytime you go there. That's where we take our dogs. Near Belgian Gardens Primary School/Preschool/Kindy too which is a decent school.


    Dont u sell Real Estate Zigggy???
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,382
    Ive got 32 odd socks in my basket.............where the Hell are the other 32...
    Last week its was 19 odd ones....grrrrrrrrrr

    I love my new poster...........:)
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    aus_suz wrote:
    Ive got 32 odd socks in my basket.............where the Hell are the other 32...
    Last week its was 19 odd ones....grrrrrrrrrr

    I love my new poster...........:)
    32!! :eek:

    I thought I had problems with missing socks.


    Maybe this will explain?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZkvocdCZSA&feature=related
  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    night fools.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    also.


    does pants lady hate us now?
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    night fools.
    Night....ummmm....Glenn :) Shweet dreams!
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    also.


    does pants lady hate us now?
    Nah....just you :D
  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    Nah....just you :D


    totally understandable.

    night.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    totally understandable.

    night.
    goodo :)
    night.
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,382
    Nite Jammers!!!
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    I think I was just nodding off on the couch :o

    Think I'd better head to bed as well :)
    Night Suz....sweet dreams!
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