Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

DonJon wrote:

How long is your hair? Is it past your arse?

I got a hairy the other day. Usually just go to barber and pay $10 and have a good chat. Thought Id try to regain my good looks last week so went around to the fancy hairdressers. The stuckup mole gave me one word answers to everything I asked/said, she had fake tits, cut my hair in about 4 minutes, charged me $35 and now I look like a new recruit in the Gay Boys Army of Oxford street..

Typical diplomatic me said after collecting my change "your not a fuckin rockstar love - loose the attitude"

Nah not down to my arse anymore.....just past my waist...

HAHA Gay DonJonHolmes...:p

Gilrs love trying to convert gays.....might be a good thing..:)

DonJon wrote:

Whats the FC Society

Pleased u asked that.....

Isnt that an early holden club

ZiggyStar wrote:

Hmmmm, I wonder....

Do people with afros have afro pubes? Which if you stretched out would be reallllly long but then they spring back into a fuzzy little triangle afro?

LOL
I wonder too.............

ZiggyStar wrote:

It can't be because they're ginger....maybe ginger headed people have low self esteem because we call then gingers and they therefore have bad hygeine habits? They probably think "no one loves me so why should I care about down there?"

Yeah but thats not difference than being called Blondie or Snowy....:)

aus_suz wrote:

Nah not down to my arse anymore.....just past my waist...

HAHA Gay DonJonHolmes...:p

Gilrs love trying to convert gays.....might be a good thing..:)

Whats below your waist?

ZiggyStar wrote:

I'd love a little afro triangle. I'd pick up guys and when they slipped my undies off they'd see a little afro with a pink afro comb stuck in it! ha ha ha LOL Man I'm laughing out loud! ha ha ha

youre sick.....LMAO

ZiggyStar wrote:

ha ha

Noooo, I meant what did she do after you said that?

I dont think she realised what Id said till I was out the door - just a blank expression.

Im the first one to abuse someone in public for rudeness or agression etc. On the reciprocal Im the first one to defend someone being picked on or help an old lady across the road - like the bus load of passengers I yell out the other week when a guy fell of his chair and concussed himself and no on fuckin moved. I came from about 6 seats back to help the fat bastard up - that was a session of deadlifts on its own

aus_suz wrote:

My hair....didnt u ask me that?????

Yeah but isnt your arse under your waist? ANd you said your hair was just below your waist. Or are you configured differently down there :eek:

ZiggyStar wrote:

I reckon it would be cute! Not on me though....on someone else! Matching pink afro combs -- big one for the head, little one for the muff!

ewwwww your'e a worry Zig.....I keep hearing bad 70's porno music ....LOL

DonJon wrote:

How long is your hair? Is it past your arse?

No its between my waist and arse...LOL


Show me a pic of your gay hair cut....