Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    :D

    Me and my mate did the "pounder" a couple of months ago (4 1/4 pounder patties in a bun)
    It was absolutely disgusting. The fat just dripped off it like a sumo wrestler locked in a sauna. I felt sick all day after eating that :(
    Eeeeeewwww! I just threw up a little in my mouth :o
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    threefish10 wrote:
    why don't Macca's call a "Double Quarter Pounder" a "Half Pounder"???

    Because "Half Pounder" makes it sound a lot worse because then you know that you're eating 1/2 a pound of 'meat', and I use that term loosely
  • I was diving...
    I was diving... Posts: 1,832
    whoressss ;)
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  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    LOL :D

    i'm exhausted :eek: how is everyone else? :eek:
    wah
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    threefish10 wrote:
    why don't Macca's call a "Double Quarter Pounder" a "Half Pounder"???
    and why do we call buildings 'buildings' when they're already built? :D
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    I was diving... wrote:
    whoressss ;)

    did you have to post that before my i'm exhausted post? :eek:

    hey beach boy, hope today was goodly ;)
    wah
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    Eeeeeewwww! I just threw up a little in my mouth :o

    The 4 slices of cheese made it even worse, plus the fact that they didn't put any sauce inbetween the patties. Have you ever tasted just the 'meat' in those burgers? It tastes like gristle and fat :(
  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    Positive thinking - it WILL work on your DVD player Brendan :)

    Nah it probably wont knowing my luck. There is some young grommits that live across the road who are always cranking MSG so Ill walk over there with a bag a weed and a 6 pack - they wont say no.

    Failing that Ill break in next door, knock the chick out, watch it, use her toilet then leave - she'll wake up by morning :D
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Anyway, the place is obviously full of comedians today...

    What DVD do you have, DonJon? Or is it some secret that cant be mentioned on here?
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  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    :D

    Me and my mate did the "pounder" a couple of months ago (4 1/4 pounder patties in a bun)
    It was absolutely disgusting. The fat just dripped off it like a sumo wrestler locked in a sauna. I felt sick all day after eating that :(

    i need to show you pictures of the pappas' friend... he ate a burger with 20 patties inside from hungry jacks... the photos are great :eek:
    wah
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    illegal_pants wrote:
    i need to show you pictures of the pappas' friend... he ate a burger with 20 patties inside from hungry jacks... the photos are great :eek:

    I remember Pappas posting that. Gross!
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  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Anyway, the place is obviously full of comedians today...

    What DVD do you have, DonJon? Or is it some secret that cant be mentioned on here?

    Its called Donkeys and Dogs. Its about a young lady from the Netherlands that has a farm and.....

    The new Cornice DVD mate. It has landed here in Sydney which is near Maaaaanly
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • threefish10
    threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    does anyone want to see a photo of my half pound of meat????
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Anyway, the place is obviously full of comedians today...

    What DVD do you have, DonJon? Or is it some secret that cant be mentioned on here?
    Rob answered ya before Zig - Picture In a Frame (the new PJ DVD)
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    think i'll be having a vegetarian dinner tonight :eek:
    wah
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    The 4 slices of cheese made it even worse, plus the fact that they didn't put any sauce inbetween the patties. Have you ever tasted just the 'meat' in those burgers? It tastes like gristle and fat :(
    BLEK! I won't eat anything from that place. The only thing I'll buy there is the coffee flavoured shakes.
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    DonJon wrote:
    Nah it probably wont knowing my luck. There is some young grommits that live across the road who are always cranking MSG so Ill walk over there with a bag a weed and a 6 pack - they wont say no.

    Failing that Ill break in next door, knock the chick out, watch it, use her toilet then leave - she'll wake up by morning :D
    Negative Nelly :rolleyes: :D At least you have a backup plan/s :D LMAO!
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    threefish10 wrote:
    does anyone want to see a photo of my half pound of meat????
    Here we go :rolleyes: teasing us with the Mankini photo's again ;)
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    DonJon wrote:
    Its called Donkeys and Dogs. Its about a young lady from the Netherlands that has a farm and.....

    I've seen that movie....seriously, I have. I never knew that pigs had curly penises just like their tails!!!
    DonJon wrote:
    The new Cornice DVD mate. It has landed here in Sydney which is near Maaaaanly

    Ohhhh! THAT dvd! When's it out for everyone else?
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  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    I've seen that movie....seriously, I have. I never knew that pigs had curly penises just like their tails!!!


    and they have really long orgasms, too :eek: I'm cuming back as a pig in my next life ;)
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