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PJ_Soul wrote:BinauralJam wrote:LloydXmas wrote:my mom asked my wife to borrow the 50 shades of grey books :fp: :fp:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm81LSKJC2k
Seriously, she should have just bought the book. No one needs to be reminded that their mom masturbates. :fp:
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These reviews are HILARIOUS
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Leezestarr313 wrote:
yeah, most sugar-free candies will do that (and people wonder why 'sugar-free is so bad).
When I worked at the mall, one girl used to work at the candy store (the one where you load up the bag and they charge you by the pound), so she'd get big bags of candy for free from her old co-workers (even asked us what we wanted), and share them with us.
The assistant manager at the time was a uh...'sturdy girl' and she'd polish off the entire bag in one shift (maybe 3-5 lbs of candy), so the girls who came in later for the closing shift wouldn't get any candy. So one day she asked the assistant manager what her favorite candy was, and she said, "chocolate'. So candy girl got a huge bag of sugar free chocolate 'just for her'.
The assistant manager spent the rest of her shift in the bathroom...the smell wafted onto the sales floor, and we didn't sell much that day.The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
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"Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell...the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors."Leezestarr313 wrote: With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata0 -
RKCNDY wrote:Leezestarr313 wrote:
yeah, most sugar-free candies will do that (and people wonder why 'sugar-free is so bad).
When I worked at the mall, one girl used to work at the candy store (the one where you load up the bag and they charge you by the pound), so she'd get big bags of candy for free from her old co-workers (even asked us what we wanted), and share them with us.
The assistant manager at the time was a uh...'sturdy girl' and she'd polish off the entire bag in one shift (maybe 3-5 lbs of candy), so the girls who came in later for the closing shift wouldn't get any candy. So one day she asked the assistant manager what her favorite candy was, and she said, "chocolate'. So candy girl got a huge bag of sugar free chocolate 'just for her'.
The assistant manager spent the rest of her shift in the bathroom...the smell wafted onto the sales floor, and we didn't sell much that day.
Wow
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RKCNDY wrote:Leezestarr313 wrote:
yeah, most sugar-free candies will do that (and people wonder why 'sugar-free is so bad).
When I worked at the mall, one girl used to work at the candy store (the one where you load up the bag and they charge you by the pound), so she'd get big bags of candy for free from her old co-workers (even asked us what we wanted), and share them with us.
The assistant manager at the time was a uh...'sturdy girl' and she'd polish off the entire bag in one shift (maybe 3-5 lbs of candy), so the girls who came in later for the closing shift wouldn't get any candy. So one day she asked the assistant manager what her favorite candy was, and she said, "chocolate'. So candy girl got a huge bag of sugar free chocolate 'just for her'.
The assistant manager spent the rest of her shift in the bathroom...the smell wafted onto the sales floor, and we didn't sell much that day.
you seems to have a bizarre, sometimes disgusting story for everything :P 0 -
norm wrote:
you seems to have a bizarre, sometimes disgusting story for everything :P
I've worked with a lot of really interesting people. Candy Girl was cool, she was like Rye...I miss her (ok, both of them) The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
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PJ_Soul wrote:BinauralJam wrote:LloydXmas wrote:my mom asked my wife to borrow the 50 shades of grey books :fp: :fp:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm81LSKJC2k
Seriously, she should have just bought the book. No one needs to be reminded that their mom masturbates. :fp:
wait.....no......NO!0 -
I don't know how many slices of pizza I ate. I lost count after one0
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I think the cat may just be learning english.. or German..
me-fucking-owNone are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
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RKCNDY wrote:
what a dumbass1998 ~ Barrie
2003 ~ Toronto
2005 ~ London, Toronto
2006 ~ Toronto
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I'm missing the days back when all was well and we all got along.
"...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."0 -
Zach Galifianakis interviews Justin Bieber. Kinda funny. Justin is not funny, but Zach isn't bad..... Actually, this is pretty stupid. But still. :P
http://happyplace.someecards.com/26521/ ... -two-fernsWith all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata0 -
funny shit.PJ_Soul wrote:Zach Galifianakis interviews Justin Bieber. Kinda funny. Justin is not funny, but Zach isn't bad..... Actually, this is pretty stupid. But still. :P
http://happyplace.someecards.com/26521/ ... -two-ferns
Beiber had one good zinger. "you know what i was doing at your age?"
"....finishing 4th grade"
ZIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0 -
Lost a high school classmate to a heroin overdose this evening. It was sad seeing her post facebook statuses about her time at rehab, embracing the sober life, staying positive... getting off of meth and heroin... and then she relapsed today and it killed her.
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That sucks. Sorry to hear it.peacefrompaul wrote:Lost a high school classmate to a heroin overdose this evening. It was sad seeing her post facebook statuses about her time at rehab, embracing the sober life, staying positive... getting off of meth and heroin... and then she relapsed today and it killed her.
Fucking sadAnd the sun it may be shining . . . but there's an ocean in my eyes0 -
:( That is really fucking sad. Sorry to hear it.peacefrompaul wrote:Lost a high school classmate to a heroin overdose this evening. It was sad seeing her post facebook statuses about her time at rehab, embracing the sober life, staying positive... getting off of meth and heroin... and then she relapsed today and it killed her.
Fucking sadWith all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata0
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