Random thread about anything

JonnyPistachio

PJ_Soul wrote:

BinauralJam wrote:

LloydXmas wrote:

my mom asked my wife to borrow the 50 shades of grey books :fp: :fp:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm81LSKJC2k

Seriously, she should have just bought the book. No one needs to be reminded that their mom masturbates. :fp:

:shock:

Leezestarr313

These reviews are HILARIOUS

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000EVQWKC/ref=as_li_ss_til?tag=hsquidfb-20&camp=0&creative=0&linkCode=as4&creativeASIN=B000EVQWKC&adid=11MP8HZXTTXXYR9EZYYK

JonnyPistachio

Leezestarr313 wrote:

These reviews are HILARIOUS

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000EVQWKC/ref=as_li_ss_til?tag=hsquidfb-20&camp=0&creative=0&linkCode=as4&creativeASIN=B000EVQWKC&adid=11MP8HZXTTXXYR9EZYYK

too funny!

RKCNDY

Leezestarr313 wrote:

These reviews are HILARIOUS

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000EVQWKC/ref=as_li_ss_til?tag=hsquidfb-20&camp=0&creative=0&linkCode=as4&creativeASIN=B000EVQWKC&adid=11MP8HZXTTXXYR9EZYYK

yeah, most sugar-free candies will do that (and people wonder why 'sugar-free is so bad).

When I worked at the mall, one girl used to work at the candy store (the one where you load up the bag and they charge you by the pound), so she'd get big bags of candy for free from her old co-workers (even asked us what we wanted), and share them with us.

The assistant manager at the time was a uh...'sturdy girl' and she'd polish off the entire bag in one shift (maybe 3-5 lbs of candy), so the girls who came in later for the closing shift wouldn't get any candy. So one day she asked the assistant manager what her favorite candy was, and she said, "chocolate'. So candy girl got a huge bag of sugar free chocolate 'just for her'.

The assistant manager spent the rest of her shift in the bathroom...the smell wafted onto the sales floor, and we didn't sell much that day.

PJ_Soul

Leezestarr313 wrote:

These reviews are HILARIOUS

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000EVQWKC/ref=as_li_ss_til?tag=hsquidfb-20&camp=0&creative=0&linkCode=as4&creativeASIN=B000EVQWKC&adid=11MP8HZXTTXXYR9EZYYK

"Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell...the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors."

Leezestarr313

RKCNDY wrote:

Leezestarr313 wrote:

These reviews are HILARIOUS

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000EVQWKC/ref=as_li_ss_til?tag=hsquidfb-20&camp=0&creative=0&linkCode=as4&creativeASIN=B000EVQWKC&adid=11MP8HZXTTXXYR9EZYYK

yeah, most sugar-free candies will do that (and people wonder why 'sugar-free is so bad).

When I worked at the mall, one girl used to work at the candy store (the one where you load up the bag and they charge you by the pound), so she'd get big bags of candy for free from her old co-workers (even asked us what we wanted), and share them with us.

The assistant manager at the time was a uh...'sturdy girl' and she'd polish off the entire bag in one shift (maybe 3-5 lbs of candy), so the girls who came in later for the closing shift wouldn't get any candy. So one day she asked the assistant manager what her favorite candy was, and she said, "chocolate'. So candy girl got a huge bag of sugar free chocolate 'just for her'.

The assistant manager spent the rest of her shift in the bathroom...the smell wafted onto the sales floor, and we didn't sell much that day.

Wow

norm

RKCNDY wrote:

Leezestarr313 wrote:

These reviews are HILARIOUS

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000EVQWKC/ref=as_li_ss_til?tag=hsquidfb-20&camp=0&creative=0&linkCode=as4&creativeASIN=B000EVQWKC&adid=11MP8HZXTTXXYR9EZYYK

yeah, most sugar-free candies will do that (and people wonder why 'sugar-free is so bad).

When I worked at the mall, one girl used to work at the candy store (the one where you load up the bag and they charge you by the pound), so she'd get big bags of candy for free from her old co-workers (even asked us what we wanted), and share them with us.

The assistant manager at the time was a uh...'sturdy girl' and she'd polish off the entire bag in one shift (maybe 3-5 lbs of candy), so the girls who came in later for the closing shift wouldn't get any candy. So one day she asked the assistant manager what her favorite candy was, and she said, "chocolate'. So candy girl got a huge bag of sugar free chocolate 'just for her'.

The assistant manager spent the rest of her shift in the bathroom...the smell wafted onto the sales floor, and we didn't sell much that day.

you seems to have a bizarre, sometimes disgusting story for everything :P

RKCNDY

norm wrote:

you seems to have a bizarre, sometimes disgusting story for everything :P

I've worked with a lot of really interesting people. Candy Girl was cool, she was like Rye...I miss her (ok, both of them)

Dissidentman

PJ_Soul wrote:

BinauralJam wrote:

LloydXmas wrote:

my mom asked my wife to borrow the 50 shades of grey books :fp: :fp:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm81LSKJC2k

Seriously, she should have just bought the book. No one needs to be reminded that their mom masturbates. :fp:

wait.....no......NO!

rick1zoo2

I don't know how many slices of pizza I ate. I lost count after one

CAVSTARR313

I think the cat may just be learning english.. or German..

me-fucking-ow

RKCNDY

smarchee

RKCNDY wrote:

what a dumbass

LloydXmas

HOT

http://m.brobible.com/college/article/s ... of-arizona

Green Circle

I'm missing the days back when all was well and we all got along.

PJ_Soul

Zach Galifianakis interviews Justin Bieber. Kinda funny. Justin is not funny, but Zach isn't bad..... Actually, this is pretty stupid. But still. :P

http://happyplace.someecards.com/26521/ ... -two-ferns

mydogmookieblaylock

PJ_Soul wrote:

Zach Galifianakis interviews Justin Bieber. Kinda funny. Justin is not funny, but Zach isn't bad..... Actually, this is pretty stupid. But still. :P

http://happyplace.someecards.com/26521/ ... -two-ferns

funny shit.
Beiber had one good zinger. "you know what i was doing at your age?"
"....finishing 4th grade"
ZIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

peacefrompaul

Lost a high school classmate to a heroin overdose this evening. It was sad seeing her post facebook statuses about her time at rehab, embracing the sober life, staying positive... getting off of meth and heroin... and then she relapsed today and it killed her.

Fucking sad

oceaninmyeyes

peacefrompaul wrote:

Lost a high school classmate to a heroin overdose this evening. It was sad seeing her post facebook statuses about her time at rehab, embracing the sober life, staying positive... getting off of meth and heroin... and then she relapsed today and it killed her.

Fucking sad

That sucks. Sorry to hear it.

PJ_Soul

peacefrompaul wrote:

Lost a high school classmate to a heroin overdose this evening. It was sad seeing her post facebook statuses about her time at rehab, embracing the sober life, staying positive... getting off of meth and heroin... and then she relapsed today and it killed her.

Fucking sad

:( That is really fucking sad. Sorry to hear it.