# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
# Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
# When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
# Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
# Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
KRAMER: Our day was ruined. There was a lot of people, you know, they were
waiting by the player's parking lot. Now we're coming down the ramp ... [cut
to film of the day - like the Zapruder film] ... Newman was in front of me. Keith was coming toward us, as he passes Newman turns and says, " Nice game pretty boy.". Keith continued past us up the ramp.
NEWMAN: A second later, something happened that changed us in a deep and
profound way front that day forward.
ELAINE: What was it?
KRAMER: He spit on us.... and I screamed out, "I'm hit!"
NEWMAN: Then I turned and the spit ricochet of him and it hit me.
KRAMER: Our day was ruined. There was a lot of people, you know, they were
waiting by the player's parking lot. Now we're coming down the ramp ... [cut
to film of the day - like the Zapruder film] ... Newman was in front of me. Keith was coming toward us, as he passes Newman turns and says, " Nice game pretty boy.". Keith continued past us up the ramp.
NEWMAN: A second later, something happened that changed us in a deep and
profound way front that day forward.
ELAINE: What was it?
KRAMER: He spit on us.... and I screamed out, "I'm hit!"
NEWMAN: Then I turned and the spit ricochet of him and it hit me.
G'Night Rob :( Shame you can't have a drink with me
Sweet dreams
Ooh....if you haven't already gone???? How early do you think I should get to Jack Johnson (MES) tomorrow to line up to get a good posi????
They've got a special promotion thing going on at Jack's concerts. You get a special passport and you have to go around doing special things that are outlined in the passport. For every one you do you get a stamp. If you fill the passport you get a chance to sit sidestage. I'd recommend you get there quite early
He was at school, so didn't see it.....and no, I didn't record it for him.....I think it wouldve been like porn for him :eek:
Ahhhhhhhhhhh :( when did my baby grow up?! :(
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! "Please, please pleeeeeease! Don't go on me!!!" *sigh* what a song!! I bet my neighbours hate PJ :(
They've got a special promotion thing going on at Jack's concerts. You get a special passport and you have to go around doing special things that are outlined in the passport. For every one you do you get a stamp. If you fill the passport you get a chance to sit sidestage. I'd recommend you get there quite early
:eek: Are you pulling my leg????!
I was planning on leaving about mid day? be there by 1:30/2 and it starts at 5:00.
He was at school, so didn't see it.....and no, I didn't record it for him.....I think it wouldve been like porn for him :eek:
Ahhhhhhhhhhh when did my baby grow up?! :(
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! "Please, please pleeeeeease! Don't go on me!!!" *sigh* what a song!! I bet my neighbours hate PJ :(
heheheheee!! how far are they?? at least 50m :eek:
aw!!! maybe they'll show it on fox one day again! how old is he? :eek:
Comments
I think everyone in customs is taking it for a rip :mad:
define 'helmet' :eek:
:mad: HOPE NOT!! :(
lemme cheer you up...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/illegal_pants/chuck_norris__.gif
:eek:
You can have a helmet with #29 painted on it .....unless you're lucky enough to have a different one there you'd like to use
hehehe!!
maybe i do kylie
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/illegal_pants/gifs/harold.gif
OMG :eek:
I'll leave you with these Chuck Norris facts
# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
# Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
# Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
# When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
# Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
# Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:
hahaaha i love these!!
he bites frost? :eek:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/illegal_pants/gifs/seinfeld.gif
that one's for you Rob
sweet dreams (um :eek: )
G'Night Rob :( Shame you can't have a drink with me
Sweet dreams
Ooh....if you haven't already gone???? How early do you think I should get to Jack Johnson (MES) tomorrow to line up to get a good posi????
for Fishy :eek:
That is just too hot for me
still laughing
really loudly
hope you don't have this happen too often in the morning after a big night :eek:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/illegal_pants/gifs/kramerlook24.gif
She was on Oprah today/yesterday
I love that episode!!
KRAMER: Our day was ruined. There was a lot of people, you know, they were
waiting by the player's parking lot. Now we're coming down the ramp ... [cut
to film of the day - like the Zapruder film] ... Newman was in front of me. Keith was coming toward us, as he passes Newman turns and says, " Nice game pretty boy.". Keith continued past us up the ramp.
NEWMAN: A second later, something happened that changed us in a deep and
profound way front that day forward.
ELAINE: What was it?
KRAMER: He spit on us.... and I screamed out, "I'm hit!"
NEWMAN: Then I turned and the spit ricochet of him and it hit me.
Goodnight!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OMG :eek: no no
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/illegal_pants/gifs/jen.gif
for Brendan
everyone...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/illegal_pants/gifs/hesalwayswatching.gif
:eek:
:eek: I hope I NEVER have that happen!!! :eek:
LOL :eek: am guessing he's a fan of Oprah now
ahhhh what a good read
night Rob
and
:eek: CREEPY Easter Bunny!!! Did you watch Vicor of Dibley last week? LMFAO!!!!
They've got a special promotion thing going on at Jack's concerts. You get a special passport and you have to go around doing special things that are outlined in the passport. For every one you do you get a stamp. If you fill the passport you get a chance to sit sidestage. I'd recommend you get there quite early
Ahhhhhhhhhhh :( when did my baby grow up?! :(
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! "Please, please pleeeeeease! Don't go on me!!!" *sigh* what a song!! I bet my neighbours hate PJ :(
Yes..............was funny.........
I was planning on leaving about mid day? be there by 1:30/2 and it starts at 5:00.
Also...was there any merch??
AND........you might as well stay up and chat
yeh
or this :eek:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/illegal_pants/gifs/LyndaCarterWonderWoman_CamelToe.gif
how embarrassment!
yeh she did
i've never watched that :eek:
No, it's completely true. Check out Jack's website for proof.
Yep there was merch. The shirts were pretty nice. There were women's shirts too.
Definitely going to bed now. I played indoor soccer tonight. I'm exhausted and my foot is all jarred up and swollen :(
Sweet dreams you two
heheheheee!! how far are they?? at least 50m :eek:
aw!!! maybe they'll show it on fox one day again! how old is he? :eek:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=_3I64m0x6wI