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  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    Anyone ever been to an eye surgeon/doctor before?

    I gotta go this arvo and have a sty/blocked tear duct cut outta me friggin eye. I hate trying to keep my eyes open - Im scarred Im gonna flinch and get a scalpel stuck in my eye
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    threefish10 wrote:
    ha ha, good ol' Crazy Bleiberg.

    hope he gets in a fight with franky wanky at one of their games

    Well, that could be a possibility seeing as Miron has chosen Paul Okon to be his assistant. Farina and Okon have a tempestuous history :)
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    DonJon wrote:
    Anyone ever been to an eye surgeon/doctor before?

    I gotta go this arvo and have a sty/blocked tear duct cut outta me friggin eye. I hate trying to keep my eyes open - Im scarred Im gonna flinch and get a scalpel stuck in my eye
    I go to a surgeon/doctor 5 days a week. :D
  • E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    DonJon wrote:
    Anyone ever been to an eye surgeon/doctor before?

    I gotta go this arvo and have a sty/blocked tear duct cut outta me friggin eye. I hate trying to keep my eyes open - Im scarred Im gonna flinch and get a scalpel stuck in my eye

    Nope.

    They'll probably clamp your eye open Clockwork Orange style to make sure you don't blink. ;)
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    Samule wrote:
    I go to a surgeon/doctor 5 days a week. :D


    Yeah but not to get a scalpel stuck in your eye. Im packing shit
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    E.K wrote:
    Nope.

    They'll probably clamp your eye open Clockwork Orange style to make sure you don't blink. ;)

    I hope so. Its like the dentist when you have to keep your mouth open and all ya wanna do is swallow but cant. If I need to blink I need to blink
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    DonJon wrote:
    I hope so. Its like the dentist when you have to keep your mouth open and all ya wanna do is swallow but cant. If I need to blink I need to blink

    You'll be ok .. I'm sure they've done this with heaps of other people before and know what they're doing. Maybe they'll give you a shot of valium or something? ;)
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    DonJon wrote:
    Yeah but not to get a scalpel stuck in your eye. Im packing shit
    You'll be fine, Brendan....I'm sure the Doc knows what he's doing :)
    I'm glad it's you and not me though :eek:

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-imU-biQP3c
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    you should be fine Brendan, they'll put you under.. it's only a 10 minute procedure i hear? good luck! :)
    wah
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    E.K wrote:
    Haha. I don't iron either and haven't seen the iron for years. We usually throw stuff in the clothes dryer on the low setting if they are wrinkled and that seems to do the trick. :)

    My guy's grandfather improved over night and was sitting up in bed chatting to the nurses this morning. :D
    I iron my stuff all the time :p
    I got into ironing early as my mum used to ruin all my clothes... i.e. plastic print on surf shirts and burn holes in polyester boardshorts and the like hehe

    E.K. glad your fella's grandfather is recovering!

    Now where the hell is my lunch?! :)
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    zenith wrote:
    i have never eaten a krispy kreme donut in my life - are they really that good???

    oh and canberra has quite a few too ;)
    I think Sydney has a couple of Kripsy Kreme's ;) hehe

    The donuts are shithouse.... way too light.... what ever happened to the jam and cream log :p or the custard tart... I hope Krispy Kreme fails like Taco Bell :p
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    illegal_pants wrote:
    good morning..

    great news EK, hope he improves even more :)

    no KK here either.. just KKK....
    Is he at the stage where he is pinching nurses on the arse yet? :p that'll be next ;)
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    E.K wrote:
    You'll be ok .. I'm sure they've done this with heaps of other people before and know what they're doing. Maybe they'll give you a shot of valium or something? ;)

    As far as I know they just make a tiny incision under the eyelid and squeeze it out. Its pretty much gone tho and they may be nothing left in there but the optometrist told me to go anyway - probably gets a commission for referring me :rolleyes:

    And Maritime....Ill watch your youtube thing later if you dont mind

    And they better give me a Val
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    illegal_pants wrote:
    you should be fine Brendan, they'll put you under.. it's only a 10 minute procedure i hear? good luck! :)

    WHAT. What you mean they put me under? But yes they duid say its a very routine op
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    E.K wrote:
    Nope.

    They'll probably clamp your eye open Clockwork Orange style to make sure you don't blink. ;)
    haha what a sick movie.... mmmm Moloko PLUS ;)

    Maybe the doc wants a spot of ultra violence and brendan will be the guinea pig....
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    DonJon wrote:
    WHAT. What you mean they put me under? But yes they duid say its a very routine op

    i think you can have local or general? :eek:
    wah
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    illegal_pants wrote:
    i think you can have local or general? :eek:

    Id be very happy to not have a clue whats going on. :D
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    DonJon wrote:
    Id be very happy to not have a clue whats going on. :D

    Don't worry mate. Just lie back and think of the sweet sweet bottle of Monte Alban that we're going to drink over the weekend :)

    Just went out and bought it :D
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Don't worry mate. Just lie back and think of the sweet sweet bottle of Monte Alban that we're going to drink over the weekend :)

    Just went out and bought it :D

    Yeah thats true. Better go check the weather forecast too. Are we gonna do Hard Rock on Fridat night??? Ill text trudie to book the Pearl Jam booth if possible??

    Im psyching myself out - think Id rather a few fingers up my date
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    DonJon wrote:

    Im psyching myself out - think Id rather a few fingers up my date
    Maybe if there's a hot nurse you could ask her to do that during the procedure, to take your mind off it all ;):D :eek:
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    DonJon wrote:

    And Maritime....Ill watch your youtube thing later if you dont mind
    WOOS!!!

    It's not a gross gorey clip - I'm not that mean :D
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Don't worry mate. Just lie back and think of the sweet sweet bottle of Monte Alban that we're going to drink over the weekend :)

    Just went out and bought it :D
    LOL!!!

    "We can stay up late....swapping manly stories.....and in the morning.....I'm makin' waffles!"
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    Maybe if there's a hot nurse you could ask her to do that during the procedure, to take your mind off it all ;):D :eek:

    Ill request it and see what they say :D
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    DonJon wrote:
    Ill request it and see what they say :D
    LMAO! I DOUBLE dare ya!! :D
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    DonJon wrote:
    Yeah thats true. Better go check the weather forecast too. Are we gonna do Hard Rock on Fridat night??? Ill text trudie to book the Pearl Jam booth if possible??

    Im psyching myself out - think Id rather a few fingers up my date


    Yep Friday night. Book it for 8pm because Sam might not finish work till 6.30
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Yep Friday night. Book it for 8pm because Sam might not finish work till 6.30
    You can witness some of the smoooooth moves Sam uses on Alice :D LOL!!!
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    LMAO! I DOUBLE dare ya!! :D

    Double digits?
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    You can witness some of the smoooooth moves Sam uses on Alice :D LOL!!!

    I hope it's not the old "yawn with arms in the air and then subtly put your arm around them" :D

    That's MY patented move ;)
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Yep Friday night. Book it for 8pm because Sam might not finish work till 6.30

    Just left a message for her on mobes. And yep roger the 8 o'clock ***starts singing that silly rock around iraq tonight***
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    DonJon wrote:
    Double digits?
    I'll leave the amount of digits up to you ;) :eek:

    I want every dirty detail later though :D LOL!

    Are you coming back to work after it?
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