Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    Oz Jammer wrote:

    I like the dance but not the rap crap music..
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  • E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    vital5 wrote:
    Better than some Bulletins ;)

    Yeah well I don't go to The Porch much anymore .. just this thread and MySpace.

    I just checked the http://www.charitybuzz.com website and the latest bid is $9,500! :eek:
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  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    aus_suz wrote:
    Sounds good except for the Sydneysiders....:)

    We get townies and shackies where I live....Lots of ppl come to their holiday shacks and then the townies all blow in on a weekend buy all the newspapers and food and leave a mess behind...:(

    And u can spot the townies cos they all have new wetsuits and the wrong surfboards....hehehe
    damn complaining yokels :p
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    E.K wrote:
    I like the dance but not the rap crap music..

    :eek:

    How can you call Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back" rap crap music????

    BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!

    I guess you're not a fan of big butts? :D
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    vital5 wrote:
    damn complaining yokels :p


    Would rather be a local yokel than a townie....:p
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    Funny vid...how did u come up with that search??
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    aus_suz wrote:
    Would rather be a local yokel than a townie....:p
    i'm neither :) I must be a nomad :p

    f$%k yokels :p
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    vital5 wrote:

    f$%k yokels :p

    U wish Vita5............:p
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    aus_suz wrote:
    U wish Vita5............:p
    only the hot ones....

    :p
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    vital5 wrote:
    only the hot ones....

    :p


    Who own their own trailer :D
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    aus_suz wrote:
    Funny vid...how did u come up with that search??

    Random :)
  • E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    :eek:

    How can you call Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back" rap crap music????

    BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!

    I guess you're not a fan of big butts? :D

    All rap is crap to me.. butt (pun) each to their own.
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Random :)


    LOL....the stuff u can find on youtube.. :)
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Who own their own trailer :D

    funny.....cracked me up....:)
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    Does anyone wanna do my christmas shopping for me for a $100 tip?

    This city is bad at the best of times - its a fuckin zoo today. Think Id rather cop a half hour anal fisting than go out there.

    Cant leave it till chrissy eve tho - I did that last year and then struggled to find stuff under pressure. Got rattled
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Who own their own trailer :D

    hey!! whats wrong with them thar trailars boy??? keeps there rain off yer head all right they do!!!
    impatience is a gift ........
  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    DonJon wrote:
    Does anyone wanna do my christmas shopping for me for a $100 tip?

    This city is bad at the best of times - its a fuckin zoo today. Think Id rather cop a half hour anal fisting than go out there.

    Cant leave it till chrissy eve tho - I did that last year and then struggled to find stuff under pressure. Got rattled

    and yea - ill do that for you - got a lovely selection of socks & jocks out here - i could probably even get you some with xmas designs if you want.
    impatience is a gift ........
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    zenith wrote:
    and yea - ill do that for you - got a lovely selection of socks & jocks out here - i could probably even get you some with xmas designs if you want.

    I cant get the old man socks and jocks anymore - Ive worn that one thin. Bro is easy - KOL tickets. The old Doris is the problem - cant do the purfume thing coz its too crowded at DJs and that section stinks :D. Mind you the woman are usually quite easy on the eye.

    Got her Billy Elliot tiks and a night at the Hilton for her b'day a few weeks ago and my creative thoughts have run out of steam to think further. Shes a bit of a gym freak so I was thinking an exercise ball maybe - she wont take that as me saying she is fat tho I hope. Actually I like that idea - exercise ball it is
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    DonJon wrote:
    I cant get the old man socks and jocks anymore - Ive worn that one thin. Bro is easy - KOL tickets. The old Doris is the problem - cant do the purfume thing coz its too crowded at DJs and that section stinks :D. Mind you the woman are usually quite easy on the eye.

    Got her Billy Elliot tiks and a night at the Hilton for her b'day a few weeks ago and my creative thoughts have run out of steam to think further. Shes a bit of a gym freak so I was thinking an exercise ball maybe - she wont take that as me saying she is fat tho I hope. Actually I like that idea - exercise ball it is


    you are kidding right??? you can not go from theatre tix and a hilton bed to an excersise ball. If it was me id probably laugh at you, or make sure i served you the ham that had all the fat and crap on it.

    perfume is easy - go to perfumewarehouse.com.au - although myer have fantastic gift boxes - and smell bad??? again you are kidding right.
    Go and get her a myer gift voucher - then she can pick her own perfume.
    impatience is a gift ........
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    zenith wrote:
    you are kidding right??? you can not go from theatre tix and a hilton bed to an excersise ball. If it was me id probably laugh at you, or make sure i served you the ham that had all the fat and crap on it.

    perfume is easy - go to perfumewarehouse.com.au - although myer have fantastic gift boxes - and smell bad??? again you are kidding right.
    Go and get her a myer gift voucher - then she can pick her own perfume.

    Hmm I like your thinking - its is a bit of a drop in grade isnt it. Fuck Zenith now Im back to square one. Cant do perfume either - she gets that nearly every year.

    And gift vouchers I always feel slack coz there is no thought on my behalf. I also thought of a nice knife set for the kitchen but the lazy buggers dine out every night. What about a few hours at a health joint for a facial, massage and all that crap?????
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    DonJon wrote:
    Hmm I like your thinking - its is a bit of a drop in grade isnt it. Fuck Zenith now Im back to square one. Cant do perfume either - she gets that nearly every year.

    And gift vouchers I always feel slack coz there is no thought on my behalf. I also thought of a nice knife set for the kitchen but the lazy buggers dine out every night. What about a few hours at a health joint for a facial, massage and all that crap?????

    you can always do perfume - it only lasts a year anyway

    but the facial & massage is good - just make sure its somewhere nice, not some half baked joint thats going to give you a rash for the next week ;)

    or what about some really nice wine??? - are they into art - get them a nice print for the wall - or garden - get them a set of nice set of big ceramic pots & plants. Or if they eat out a lot - buy them dinner at a nice resturant. Shall I go on?? hell - perhaps i should go shopping for you ;)
    impatience is a gift ........
  • E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    DonJon wrote:
    Hmm I like your thinking - its is a bit of a drop in grade isnt it. Fuck Zenith now Im back to square one. Cant do perfume either - she gets that nearly every year.

    And gift vouchers I always feel slack coz there is no thought on my behalf. I also thought of a nice knife set for the kitchen but the lazy buggers dine out every night. What about a few hours at a health joint for a facial, massage and all that crap?????

    I'm confused. Old Doris is your mum?

    Glad I'm not working in the city at the moment. I remember a few years ago working near Pitt Street Mall around Christmas time. People kept stepping on my heels and I kept getting strollers rammed into the back of legs. Gonna do some shopping at Westfield Hornsby tomorrow.. it shouldn't be too bad.
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  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    zenith wrote:
    you can always do perfume - it only lasts a year anyway

    but the facial & massage is good - just make sure its somewhere nice, not some half baked joint thats going to give you a rash for the next week ;)

    or what about some really nice wine??? - are they into art - get them a nice print for the wall - or garden - get them a set of nice set of big ceramic pots & plants. Or if they eat out a lot - buy them dinner at a nice resturant. Shall I go on?? hell - perhaps i should go shopping for you ;)

    You pretty much have - process of elimination. CHEEERS. The print for the wall is a very good idea. Pots and dinner are out - spend enough on garden. They are wine buffs anyway and other family have vineyards - so nope.

    I like the print idea. Where do you suggest I look Elf Zenith?
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    Right this is a big asked...does anyone have the MP3 of Betterman from Njimegen????????????

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POUkZrYDRY4
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    DonJon wrote:
    You pretty much have - process of elimination. CHEEERS. The print for the wall is a very good idea. Pots and dinner are out - spend enough on garden. They are wine buffs anyway and other family have vineyards - so nope.

    I like the print idea. Where do you suggest I look Elf Zenith?

    hell i dont know that - im not in sydney!!

    umm - in canberra you can get nice stuff at the national gallery, and there are framing places at most malls that carry prints too. depends what they like i guess - abstract, landscape, photography??? contemporary, renaissance??? if you'd left yourself a bit more time you could have picked up a print online, and then had it framed.

    you'll find something in the city no doubt - just keep in mind what style they like - match your wall colour or a feature in the room it might hang in - but not in a big way mind you. small highlights in a picture, or the backing, or even the frame alone match really well to a feature wall, or a piece of furniture.
    impatience is a gift ........
  • E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    OMG.. found this on another board. Stupidity obviously runs in the family..

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21693882/
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  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    oh and hey - do i still get the $100 :D;)
    impatience is a gift ........
  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    E.K wrote:
    OMG.. found this on another board. Stupidity obviously runs in the family..

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21693882/


    why are you reading about the spears family????


    (says me who buys ok magazine every week )


    they probably grew up in a trailer you know :rolleyes:
    impatience is a gift ........
  • E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    zenith wrote:
    why are you reading about the spears family????


    (says me who buys ok magazine every week )


    they probably grew up in a trailer you know :rolleyes:


    haha, I wasn't. The link was posted on another board.

    Is it even legal to pregnant at 16? :eek: ;)
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  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    zenith wrote:
    oh and hey - do i still get the $100 :D;)
    nope... but i think he said you get an anal fisting :eek:
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