The Great Movie Quotes Thread

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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    "He put his disease in me."
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • conman
    conman Posts: 7,493
    "We top flight security of the world, Craig!"
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    "I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. You're gonna have fun, and I'm gonna have fun... We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I must be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!"
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    Newch91 wrote:
    "I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. You're gonna have fun, and I'm gonna have fun... We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I must be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!"

    DON'T TOUCH!!!
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    " Yeah, who's your favourite New Kid. Yeah, call me Joey. Oh, come on. Don't make me get loose. Yeah, that's right. Call me Donnie. Oh, girl. Oh, please don't go girl."
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • conman
    conman Posts: 7,493
    Frank: So, you think you've got what it takes?
    Ted: I'll tell you what I've got, your wife's pussy on my breath.
    Frank: Nobody's ever talked to me like that before.
    Ted: That's cause everyone's mouth is usually full of your wife's box.
    Frank: You're hired.
    Ted: Shit.
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    conman wrote:
    Frank: So, you think you've got what it takes?
    Ted: I'll tell you what I've got, your wife's pussy on my breath.
    Frank: Nobody's ever talked to me like that before.
    Ted: That's cause everyone's mouth is usually full of your wife's box.
    Frank: You're hired.
    Ted: Shit.
    :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    "Look, man, do I look like an ichthyologist to you? Big damn bugs, all right? The size of my fist. The size of a peanut butter and banana sandwich. What do I know? I got a growth on my pecker!"
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    afroannnie wrote:
    "Look, man, do I look like an ichthyologist to you? Big damn bugs, all right? The size of my fist. The size of a peanut butter and banana sandwich. What do I know? I got a growth on my pecker!"


    Elvis: Your soul suckin' days are over, amigo!
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    BinauralJam wrote:
    afroannnie wrote:
    "Look, man, do I look like an ichthyologist to you? Big damn bugs, all right? The size of my fist. The size of a peanut butter and banana sandwich. What do I know? I got a growth on my pecker!"


    Elvis: Your soul suckin' days are over, amigo!

    :lol::lol: That movie is :wtf: but I love it!

    JFK: That's where they took a piece of my brain. They got it back in D.C. in that God damn jar.
    I got a little bag of sand up there now.
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • conman
    conman Posts: 7,493
    http://www.shortlist.com/home/the-ultim ... wers-shown

    THE ULTIMATE TARANTINO QUOTE QUIZ

    i got 21 out of 30.. not great but oh well
  • EvilClosetMonkey
    EvilClosetMonkey Posts: 521
    All right, I'm gonna give you a choice. You can either have the money and the hammer or you can walk out of here. You can't have both. What do you want?
  • RobbyD462
    RobbyD462 Victoria BC Posts: 4,812
    Hey guys Big gulps huh,ok well see ya!

    Ah Dumb and Dumber
    -Seattle,Wash-Key Arena-9/21/9 -Vancouver,B.C-Rogers Arena-12/4/13 -Vancouver,BC-Rogers Arena-5/6/24
    -Seattle,Wash-Key Arena-9/22/9 -Pemberton,B.C-7/17/16
    -Vancouver,B.C-GM Place -9/25/9 -Seattle,Wash-Safeco Field-8/8/18
    -Vancouver,B.C-Pacific Coliseum-9/25/11 -Seattle,Wash-Safeco Field-8/10/18
    -Misoula,MT-Adams Field House-9/30/12 -Vancouver,BC-Rogers Arena-5/4/24

  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    RobbyD462 wrote:
    Hey guys Big gulps huh,ok well see ya!

    Ah Dumb and Dumber
    :lol::lol: My friends and I love this so much.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Jay: I feel good today, Silent Bob, we're gonna make some money, then you know what we're going to do? We're gonna go to that party, we're gonna get some pussy, and I'm gonna fuck this bitch, I'll fuck this bitch, I'll fuck ANYTHING THAT MOVES!
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    Newch91 wrote:
    I'll fuck ANYTHING THAT MOVES!

    Which is, of course, Jay quoting this guy:

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    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    "Will you shut the fuck up? There is no bugle program, you sizzle-dick motherfucker! Who do you think you are, some kind of Kenny G or some shit?"
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Patrick Bateman: New card. What do you think?

    Craig McDermott: Whoa-ho. Very nice. Look at that.

    Patrick Bateman: Picked them up from the printer's yesterday.

    David Van Patten: Good coloring.

    Patrick Bateman: That's bone. And the lettering is something called Silian Rail.

    David Van Patten: It's very cool, Bateman, but that's nothing. Look at this.

    Timothy Bryce: That is really nice.

    David Van Patten: Eggshell with Romalian type. What do you think?

    Patrick Bateman: Nice.

    Timothy Bryce: Jesus. That is really super. How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful?

    Patrick Bateman: [Thinking] I can't believe that Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine.
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • BLACK35
    BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 22,975
    RobbyD462 wrote:
    Hey guys Big gulps huh,ok well see ya!

    Ah Dumb and Dumber

    Favorite movie of all time.....have to have seen this over 100 times.

    pretty bird, pretty bird
    2005 - London
    2009 - Toronto
    2010 - Buffalo
    2011 - Toronto 1&2
    2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Cincinnati, St. Louis, Detroit
    2016 - Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, Ottawa, Toronto 1
    2018 - Fenway 1&2
    2022 - Hamilton, Toronto
    2023 - Chicago 1&2
    2024 - Las Vegas 1&2
  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,316
    Can you blow me where the Pampers is?
    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!

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