Completely Misheard Lyrics?

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  • STAYSEA
    STAYSEA Posts: 3,814
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  • rearviewross
    rearviewross Posts: 3,055
    jlaustin wrote:
    For years I thought the Corduroy lyric was "Take my hand, not my picture, smell my t-shirt"!!
    Like when you are missing your loved one! :lol:

    I didnt find out what the actual lyric was for like 10 years.

    Take my hand, not my picture, spilled my tincture.
    Forced to endure, what I cannot forgive.
  • jlaustin
    jlaustin Ann Arbor, MI Posts: 2,355
    rearviewross wrote:
    jlaustin wrote:
    For years I thought the Corduroy lyric was "Take my hand, not my picture, smell my t-shirt"!!
    Like when you are missing your loved one! :lol:

    I didnt find out what the actual lyric was for like 10 years.

    Take my hand, not my picture, spilled my tincture.

    Yeah, when I figured out the real lyric, I thought that it was more poetic- much more like Eddie, but still like the sentiment of smell my t-shirt! :lol:
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  • rearviewross
    rearviewross Posts: 3,055
    jlaustin wrote:
    rearviewross wrote:
    jlaustin wrote:
    For years I thought the Corduroy lyric was "Take my hand, not my picture, smell my t-shirt"!!
    Like when you are missing your loved one! :lol:

    I didnt find out what the actual lyric was for like 10 years.

    Take my hand, not my picture, spilled my tincture.

    Yeah, when I figured out the real lyric, I thought that it was more poetic- much more like Eddie, but still like the sentiment of smell my t-shirt! :lol:

    I had to google tincture. Didn't know what the hell that was. :D
    Forced to endure, what I cannot forgive.
  • iisee
    iisee Charlotte, NC Posts: 485
    ReleasH wrote:
    mary-kate wrote:
    I've been hearing Eddie singing something about some "free cookies" in Smile and i was always thinking that it couldnt be possible and definitely made no sense what so ever.. so i looked it up:

    "Three crooked hearts and swirls all around..."

    I always hear the same thing :D:D

    Hey, free cookies make me smile!

    Hilarious thread....Confession time...I never really look at the lyrics or anything and just sing what I want to (and have been for a long time). Until this very second I was pretty convinced (and sung out at shows):

    "Free cooking....hot squares all around".... :D:D:D:D Too funny! But I'm gonna still sing out about the hot squares all around! LOL!
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  • rearviewross
    rearviewross Posts: 3,055
    iisee wrote:
    ReleasH wrote:
    mary-kate wrote:
    I've been hearing Eddie singing something about some "free cookies" in Smile and i was always thinking that it couldnt be possible and definitely made no sense what so ever.. so i looked it up:

    "Three crooked hearts and swirls all around..."

    I always hear the same thing :D:D

    Hey, free cookies make me smile!

    Hilarious thread....Confession time...I never really look at the lyrics or anything and just sing what I want to (and have been for a long time). Until this very second I was pretty convinced (and sung out at shows):

    "Free cooking....hot squares all around".... :D:D:D:D Too funny! But I'm gonna still sing out about the hot squares all around! LOL!

    Come on, you had to know that wasnt right? :lol:
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  • iisee
    iisee Charlotte, NC Posts: 485
    Yeah, I did...but...don't it make you wanna SMILE? :D
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  • rearviewross
    rearviewross Posts: 3,055
    iisee wrote:
    Yeah, I did...but...don't it make you wanna SMILE? :D

    ;)
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  • lpeddle
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    walkintoyourgarden wrote:
    When i first heard Last Exit, i thought he said "shake my skinny legs" instead of "shed my skin at last".
    This is all I hear now...thanks A LOT!! :lol::lol::lol:
  • reverson28
    reverson28 Posts: 2
    Does anyone know the outro lyrics for present tense????
  • donnaruhl
    donnaruhl Posts: 2,157
    I could make one hell of a reality show,just by singing to the radio
    in my work truck. Oh! The words I can come up with when I don't
    know the whole song. And the shit that comes flying out when
    traffic sucks. LOL. :lol:
  • rearviewross
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    reverson28 wrote:
    Does anyone know the outro lyrics for present tense????

    Not a clue. :lol:
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  • Jossie
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    luxpjamer wrote:
    In sometimes my girlfriend is always laughing because she think that he is singing "like a pokemon ..." instead of " like a book amongs"....;)


    Haha, exactly I heard that too!
  • nickburrows14
    nickburrows14 Posts: 858
    I've been crying reading this thread. Absolutely hilarious. I saw the Yellow Ledbetter and Glorified G misheard lyrics on You tube a few years ago but this thread beats them both.

    I still sing "Pissed on my plate", can't help it, it's engrained now.
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  • Jossie
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    In Marker in The Sand, at the end of the song Eddie singing "calling out" and it sounds like "kolena" which is "knees" in Czech language. :D
  • nickburrows14
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    I was singing Even Flow in the car yesterday and belted out "Paw print, he can't help when he's happy he looks insane"
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  • Bulldog88
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    bjo1015 wrote:
    I was listening to RVM the other day with my kids and at the end of the song when Eddie is singing "Saw things so much clearer" my daughter said, "It sounds like he is saying "Soy beans". I had to tell her about this thread and that she was not the only one to hear "soy beans." She of course thought that was pretty funny!


    My husband hears soy beans as well! :lol:
    He also hears "lock the doors and I'll make bread" instead of "locked doors and unmade beds" in Life Wasted,
    and in Save You he hears "I've got a lawyer now" instead of "I'm right below you now".
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