The Day in the Life of a Pearl Jam Fan

tylerj
tylerj Indiana Posts: 370
edited May 2013 in The Porch
The anticipation of Fall tour dates has driven me a little mad.

I wrote this as a funny post, but this is often what goes on in my mind whenever any big news Pearl Jam is supposed to announce.

I hope it makes some of you laugh! :) And, please, announce the Fall tour dates!

http://bokononistchild.blogspot.com/201 ... m-fan.html
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  • Yes Way
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    Liked it, by the way.

    And I saw it because I was here looking for the latest tour rumors...

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  • shetellsherself
    shetellsherself New Jersey Posts: 8,835
    nice. wish it did not hold so much familiarity :D
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  • BinFrog
    BinFrog MA Posts: 7,314
    I checked the board today, oh boy
    Looking for fall tour dates that never came
    The lack of news had made me sad
    But I just had to laugh
    I saw the backlash
    They lost their minds in many threads
    They didn't notice that all was ok
    A bunch of people turned away
    They'd seen this mess before
    Nobody was really sure if this was gonna go for long

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  • BinFrog
    BinFrog MA Posts: 7,314
    Woke up
    Fell out of bed
    Hit f5 and smacked my head
    Made my way downstairs and cursed some more
    And looking up, I noticed no tour dates

    Ah ah ah

    Checked the board
    On my iPad
    Lack of news just made me sad
    Made my way upstairs and to The Porch
    And no mod posted and I went into a rage
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  • gfnk001
    gfnk001 Posts: 652
    You get my vote for thread if the day! I too can relate.
    living in the present tense.

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  • whispering hands
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    gfnk001 wrote:
    You get my vote for thread if the day! I too can relate.
    +1!!
  • slobberdog68
    slobberdog68 Posts: 692
    Sounds like my day :)
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  • STAYSEA
    STAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    tylerj wrote:
    The anticipation of Fall tour dates has driven me a little mad.

    I wrote this as a funny post, but this is often what goes on in my mind whenever any big news Pearl Jam is supposed to announce.

    I hope it makes some of you laugh! :) And, please, announce the Fall tour dates!

    http://bokononistchild.blogspot.com/201 ... m-fan.html


    :lol:

    Bump!

    Please or quit the tease.
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  • jumbojet
    jumbojet Posts: 1,484
    tylerj wrote:
    The anticipation of Fall tour dates has driven me a little mad.

    I wrote this as a funny post, but this is often what goes on in my mind whenever any big news Pearl Jam is supposed to announce.

    I hope it makes some of you laugh! :) And, please, announce the Fall tour dates!

    http://bokononistchild.blogspot.com/201 ... m-fan.html

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
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  • Kimmiebyrom
    Kimmiebyrom Posts: 1,832
    This could quite possibly be the most accurate description ever. And funny.
    Thread of the day for sure.
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