espn, you suck

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  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    http://m.espn.go.com/nfl/story?storyId=9017080



    Joe Flacco has post-deal McNuggets

    A couple hours after Joe Flacco signed his new six-year contract with the Baltimore Ravens that made him the highest paid player by average annual value in NFL history, he pulled into a restaurant to celebrate.


    Sherry NormanAfter signing a contract that gives him a $29 million bonus and $52 million guaranteed, Baltimore Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco celebrated like anyone would -- with a 10-piece McNuggets meal.

    Armed with a $29 million signing bonus and the promise of a total of $52 million guaranteed over the life of the contract, Flacco rolled down his window at the McDonald's drive thru in Aberdeen, Md., after ordering a 10-piece McNugget meal, with fries and an unsweetened iced tea for $6.99.

    Sherry Norman, a diehard Ravens fan, glanced at the profile of what she thought looked remarkably like the guy that had just signed a huge contract at the Ravens facility about 40 miles from the McDonald's and in the direction of Flacco's New Jersey home.

    "I kept saying to the people I work with, 'Doesn't that look like Joe Flacco?,' " Norman said. "And then he turned towards the window and it was him."

    Norman asked the customer if he was indeed the Ravens quarterback and when he confirmed he was, Norman asked to take a picture. Flacco obliged as Norman snapped the shot and thanked him for a great season.

    Flacco's stop continues the tradition of drive thru surprises in sports. After Jeff Van Gundy signed a two-year extension in 1996 to be the head coach of the New York Knicks, he was recognized at a McDonald's rolling up in his Honda Civic.

    The morning after winning the 2010 Masters, Phil Mickelson ordered doughnuts at the Krispy Kreme in Augusta, Ga., and was photographed sitting in his car in the green jacket he had just won.
  • SatansFuton
    SatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Shame on you ESPN. You didn't even tell us what kind of sauce he got. And they call themselves journalists.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Shame on you ESPN. You didn't even tell us what kind of sauce he got. And they call themselves journalists.
    They only do that for Tebow.
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  • JK_Livin
    JK_Livin South Jersey Posts: 7,365
    If it wasn't for college basketball, I would never watch it.
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  • Indifference71
    Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,913
    JK_Livin wrote:
    If it wasn't for college basketball, I would never watch it.


    Actual games are pretty much the only thing I watch. Occasionally I'll check out Around The Horn or PTI, but that's about it.
  • DewieCox
    DewieCox Posts: 11,432
    JK_Livin wrote:
    If it wasn't for college basketball, I would never watch it.

    Even that sucks, when Vitale is anywhere close to a game. That dude's schtick was cool for about 5 minutes in 1989. He's such a biased douche bag, even without his annoying voice, he'd be awful.
  • PJ-Cubs
    PJ-Cubs Posts: 3,377
    Dear ESPN,

    The Bulls won the game tonight. You may want to mention them in your coverage of the game. Lebron is great but bring it down it a bit.

    Also, you suck.
  • Cliffy6745
    Cliffy6745 Posts: 34,029
    About 400 people definitely think ESPN sucks today.
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    I find these two statements interesting
    ESPN is laying off nearly 400 employees as it seeks to improve profitability, the company confirmed.


    The company does not disclose financials but its annual revenue is estimated to exceed $8 billion.
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    LloydXmas wrote:
    I find these two statements interesting
    ESPN is laying off nearly 400 employees as it seeks to improve profitability, the company confirmed.


    The company does not disclose financials but its annual revenue is estimated to exceed $8 billion.
    :fp:
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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,314
    LloydXmas wrote:
    ESPN is laying off nearly 400 employees as it seeks to improve profitability, the company confirmed.

    as long as hannah storm is one of them, I'm OK with this.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    imalive wrote:
    LloydXmas wrote:
    ESPN is laying off nearly 400 employees as it seeks to improve profitability, the company confirmed.

    as long as hannah storm is one of them, I'm OK with this.
    Or Stephen a Smith
  • PJ-Cubs
    PJ-Cubs Posts: 3,377
    LloydXmas wrote:
    I find these two statements interesting
    ESPN is laying off nearly 400 employees as it seeks to improve profitability, the company confirmed.


    The company does not disclose financials but its annual revenue is estimated to exceed $8 billion.


    When you run the same programs over and over and over throughout the day, it's easy to get rid of people.
  • Hartydog
    Hartydog Posts: 2,060
    Fake football. Just can't get into it.
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  • SVRDhand13
    SVRDhand13 Posts: 27,007
    ESPN on tv is almost half as bad as ESPN radio :sick: :thumbdown:
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  • SatansFuton
    SatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    norm wrote:


    Meanwhile, how many ex-athletes do they have on the payroll whose job is just to sit around and say stupid shit?
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,314


    Meanwhile, how many ex-athletes do they have on the payroll whose job is just to sit around and say stupid shit?

    a) countless

    but shannon sharpe works for CBS
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    VIC 07
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    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
    Missoula 24
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    LloydXmas wrote:
    Or Stephen a Smith


    Stephen A Smith is not impressed with your reply.
    81 is now off the air

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  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,315
    Hopefully the entire NFL Sunday team got shit-canned.

    This just in: Chris Berman sucks
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