The Great Movie Quotes Thread

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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    reporter: I was interested to see a Bible by your bed. You actually find time to read it?

    Patton: I sure do. Every goddamn day.


    "Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I READ YOUR BOOK!"
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    norm wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    reporter: I was interested to see a Bible by your bed. You actually find time to read it?

    Patton: I sure do. Every goddamn day.


    "Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I READ YOUR BOOK!"


    Translator: The general would like to know if you will drink a toast with him.

    Patton: Thank the general and tell him I have no desire to drink with him or any other Russian son of a bitch.

    Translator: [Nervous] I can't tell him that!

    Patton: Tell him, every word.

    Translator: [In Russian] He says he will not drink with you or any Russian son of a bitch.

    Russian general: [In Russian] Tell him he is a son of a bitch, too. Now!

    Translator: [Very nervous] He says he thinks you are a son of a bitch, too.

    Patton: [laughing] All right. All right, tell him I'll drink to that; one son of a bitch to another.
  • rearviewross
    rearviewross Posts: 3,055
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    norm wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    reporter: I was interested to see a Bible by your bed. You actually find time to read it?

    Patton: I sure do. Every goddamn day.


    "Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I READ YOUR BOOK!"


    Translator: The general would like to know if you will drink a toast with him.

    Patton: Thank the general and tell him I have no desire to drink with him or any other Russian son of a bitch.

    Translator: [Nervous] I can't tell him that!

    Patton: Tell him, every word.

    Translator: [In Russian] He says he will not drink with you or any Russian son of a bitch.

    Russian general: [In Russian] Tell him he is a son of a bitch, too. Now!

    Translator: [Very nervous] He says he thinks you are a son of a bitch, too.

    Patton: [laughing] All right. All right, tell him I'll drink to that; one son of a bitch to another.
    :lol:

    Speaking of George C Scott.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpgkXQ3Lquk
    Forced to endure, what I cannot forgive.
  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,994
    "That's a big twinkie."
    Z
    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024: Philly 2, 2025: Pittsburgh 1

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  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    Jay: Yo man, tell me something about me.

    Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone on the planet.

    Jay: Aw fuck, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows.

    Rufus: When you do it, you're thinking about guys.

    [a shocked Silent Bob stares at Jay]

    Jay: Dude, not all the time.


    -Dogma 1999 (best kevin smith movie)
  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,316
    Dorothy Mantooth is a saint. You understand me? Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!
    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • rearviewross
    rearviewross Posts: 3,055
    Jason P wrote:
    Dorothy Mantooth is a saint. You understand me? Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!

    Ok, so no touching of the hair or face.
    Forced to endure, what I cannot forgive.
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    rearviewross wrote:
    Jason P wrote:
    Dorothy Mantooth is a saint. You understand me? Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!

    Ok, so no touching of the hair or face.
    :lol::lol: I absolutely love that movie so much.

    "Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?"
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • rearviewross
    rearviewross Posts: 3,055
    Newch91 wrote:
    rearviewross wrote:
    Jason P wrote:
    Dorothy Mantooth is a saint. You understand me? Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!

    Ok, so no touching of the hair or face.
    :lol::lol: I absolutely love that movie so much.

    "Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?"

    I stabbed a man in the heart.

    I saw that, Brick killed a guy with a Trident. You should probably lay low for a while.


    Cannot wait for the sequel.
    Forced to endure, what I cannot forgive.
  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    Squints: Where did your old man get that ball?

    Smalls: I don't know. Some lady gave it to him. She even signed her name on it.Some lady named... Ruth. Baby Ruth.

    All: *Babe Ruth?*
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    davidtrios wrote:
    Squints: Where did your old man get that ball?

    Smalls: I don't know. Some lady gave it to him. She even signed her name on it.Some lady named... Ruth. Baby Ruth.

    All: *Babe Ruth?*
    :lol: That is a classic.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • rearviewross
    rearviewross Posts: 3,055
    Pat Healy: We got this one kid, Mongo... He's got a forehead like a drive-in movie theatre, but he's a good ship. So we don't bust his chops too much. So, one day Mongo gets out of his cage...
    Mary: They keep him in a cage?
    Pat Healy: Well, it's just an enclosure...
    Mary: No, but they keep him confined?
    Pat Healy: Right, yeah.
    Mary: That's bullshit!
    Pat Healy: Well, that's what I said! So, I went out and I got him, uh, I got him a leash.
    Mary: A leash?
    Pat Healy: Yeah, one of those ones you can hook on the clothesline, and he can run back and forth and, uh, there's plenty of room for him to dig and play. That kid is really, uh, he's really blossomed.
    Forced to endure, what I cannot forgive.
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    "She underlines the fuck scenes for ya? Jesus, if she underlines the fuck scenes for ya, she must worship the ground you walk on."
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • rearviewross
    rearviewross Posts: 3,055
    dankind wrote:
    "She underlines the fuck scenes for ya? Jesus, if she underlines the fuck scenes for ya, she must worship the ground you walk on."

    Lol, havent watched Slapshot in like 15 years. Its time for another viewing.
    Forced to endure, what I cannot forgive.
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    "You are what you love, not what loves you"
  • dustinpardue
    dustinpardue Las Vegas, NV Posts: 1,829
    Are we about to get it on? Cause I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now. -Ricky bobby
    "All I Ever Knew" available now in print and digital formats at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and iBooks.
  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,316
    I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free.
    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • JK_Livin
    JK_Livin South Jersey Posts: 7,365
    We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.
    Alright, alright, alright!
    Tom O.
    "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
    -The Writer
  • JK_Livin
    JK_Livin South Jersey Posts: 7,365
    Chris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you - or, more to the point, *to* you - just let me know.

    Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

    Chris Knight: Not right now.

    Susan: A girl's gotta have her standards.

    [She walks out]
    Alright, alright, alright!
    Tom O.
    "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
    -The Writer
  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    JK_Livin wrote:
    We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.


    W.Wonka = top 10 movie of all time

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