John J Rambo Vs Chuck Norris.

LloydXmas
LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
edited May 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
Watching First Blood.

Pretty sure John J would whoop Chucks Ass.


Yeah. I said it
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  • The Fixer
    The Fixer Posts: 12,837
    chuck norris doesn't do pushups, he pushes down the earth

    chuck norris had a staring contest with his reflection...on the 4th day he won

    EDIT: I'm watching the Bourne Identity...Jason Bourne destroys either of them
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
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  • eddiec
    eddiec Posts: 3,959
    BabaBooey1979 wrote:
    Watching First Blood.

    Pretty sure John J would whoop Chucks Ass.


    Yeah. I said it

    Hand to hand I have to go with Norris. Knife fight, Norris. Bow and arrow, John J.
  • julesandian
    julesandian Posts: 487
    Rambo was good, but Chuck is Chuck.

    Rambo is probably he ultimate hunter. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, hunting implies possible failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Due to this there is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck allows to live. Also see the list of extinct species for animals Chuck didn't allow to live.

    Simple way to solve this, go to Google (turn off instant search first) and type in "Find Chuck Norris" then hit I Feel Lucky.
  • eddiec
    eddiec Posts: 3,959
    julesandian wrote:
    Rambo was good, but Chuck is Chuck.

    Rambo is probably he ultimate hunter. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, hunting implies possible failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Due to this there is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck allows to live. Also see the list of extinct species for animals Chuck didn't allow to live.

    Simple way to solve this, go to Google (turn off instant search first) and type in "Find Chuck Norris" then hit I Feel Lucky.

    I just tried that, that is too good. :lol:
  • DewieCox
    DewieCox Posts: 11,432
    If it's an indoor regulated sorta thing Norris would generally kill anybody, but he would narrowly escape with his life after Rambo channeled Rocky and just kept coming at them. That's a victory against a killing machine like Rambo.

    Outdoors or no holds barred it's not even close.....Chuck Norris would take one step out of his house and those huge wooden spikes from First Blood would spring up into his guts, then he'd get his head lopped off.
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    eddiec wrote:
    BabaBooey1979 wrote:
    Watching First Blood.

    Pretty sure John J would whoop Chucks Ass.


    Yeah. I said it

    Hand to hand I have to go with Norris. Knife fight, Norris. Bow and arrow, John J.
    I don't know man. John J is a green barret. Pretty skillfull with the knife/hands.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPC63HT5 ... ata_player
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    if it was on a made for tv special, the crowd would be chanting over rated at chuck
    81 is now off the air

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  • rafie
    rafie Posts: 2,160
    julesandian wrote:
    Rambo was good, but Chuck is Chuck.

    Rambo is probably he ultimate hunter. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, hunting implies possible failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Due to this there is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck allows to live. Also see the list of extinct species for animals Chuck didn't allow to live.

    Simple way to solve this, go to Google (turn off instant search first) and type in "Find Chuck Norris" then hit I Feel Lucky.
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  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Fuckin Rambo. When is number 5 coming out.
  • I'm a Truck
    I'm a Truck Milwaukee Posts: 3,508
    LloydXmas wrote:
    Fuckin Rambo. When is number 5 coming out.
    I actually thought that last one was pretty entertaining and bought it. :?
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    I'm a Truck wrote:
    LloydXmas wrote:
    Fuckin Rambo. When is number 5 coming out.
    I actually thought that last one was pretty entertaining and bought it. :?
    It was awesome. So much blood and violence
  • I'm a Truck
    I'm a Truck Milwaukee Posts: 3,508
    edited May 2013
    LloydXmas wrote:
    I'm a Truck wrote:
    LloydXmas wrote:
    Fuckin Rambo. When is number 5 coming out.
    I actually thought that last one was pretty entertaining and bought it. :?
    It was awesome. So much blood and violence
    I'm fairly certain I took Mrs Truck to see it on Mothers Day or her Birthday or something like that. She wasn't impressed. :fp:

    Edit:

    She reminded me it was Valentines Day and last year I took her to Star Wars in 3D on Valentines Day. :lol::lol:

    Who would marry me?
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  • 81
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    rambo would kick the living shit out of chuck.
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  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,315
    Both Johnny J and Braddock were subjected to the brutal torture of the V.C.

    Charlie didn't realize they were actually forging the ultimate weapons at the time.

    It would be a hell of a PPV.
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  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,315
    What if it was a tag team event?

    Johnny J and JCVD vs. Braddock and Michael Dudikoff!

    NO HOLDS BARRED!!! CAGE AND LADDER MATCH!

    Seageant Slaughter as special guest ref.

    :ugeek:
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  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Jason P wrote:
    What if it was a tag team event?

    Johnny J and JCVD vs. Braddock and Michael Dudikoff!

    NO HOLDS BARRED!!! CAGE AND LADDER MATCH!

    Seageant Slaughter as special guest ref.

    :ugeek:
    :nono: Stay on topic. This is a 1x1 match up
  • I'm a Truck
    I'm a Truck Milwaukee Posts: 3,508
    LloydXmas wrote:
    Jason P wrote:
    What if it was a tag team event?

    Johnny J and JCVD vs. Braddock and Michael Dudikoff!

    NO HOLDS BARRED!!! CAGE AND LADDER MATCH!

    Seageant Slaughter as special guest ref.

    :ugeek:
    :nono: Stay on topic. This is a 1x1 match up


    Just use the ! Button
  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,315
    LloydXmas wrote:
    Jason P wrote:
    What if it was a tag team event?

    Johnny J and JCVD vs. Braddock and Michael Dudikoff!

    NO HOLDS BARRED!!! CAGE AND LADDER MATCH!

    Seageant Slaughter as special guest ref.

    :ugeek:
    :nono: Stay on topic. This is a 1x1 match up
    Ok, ok.

    So JCVD and The American Ninja are special guest managers.

    Is that better?

    :corn:
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  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    :lol:

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