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John J Rambo Vs Chuck Norris.

LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
edited May 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
Watching First Blood.

Pretty sure John J would whoop Chucks Ass.


Yeah. I said it
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  • The FixerThe Fixer Posts: 12,837
    chuck norris doesn't do pushups, he pushes down the earth

    chuck norris had a staring contest with his reflection...on the 4th day he won

    EDIT: I'm watching the Bourne Identity...Jason Bourne destroys either of them
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Bruce Lee.
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  • eddieceddiec Posts: 3,946
    BabaBooey1979 wrote:
    Watching First Blood.

    Pretty sure John J would whoop Chucks Ass.


    Yeah. I said it

    Hand to hand I have to go with Norris. Knife fight, Norris. Bow and arrow, John J.
  • julesandianjulesandian Posts: 487
    Rambo was good, but Chuck is Chuck.

    Rambo is probably he ultimate hunter. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, hunting implies possible failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Due to this there is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck allows to live. Also see the list of extinct species for animals Chuck didn't allow to live.

    Simple way to solve this, go to Google (turn off instant search first) and type in "Find Chuck Norris" then hit I Feel Lucky.
  • eddieceddiec Posts: 3,946
    julesandian wrote:
    Rambo was good, but Chuck is Chuck.

    Rambo is probably he ultimate hunter. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, hunting implies possible failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Due to this there is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck allows to live. Also see the list of extinct species for animals Chuck didn't allow to live.

    Simple way to solve this, go to Google (turn off instant search first) and type in "Find Chuck Norris" then hit I Feel Lucky.

    I just tried that, that is too good. :lol:
  • DewieCoxDewieCox Posts: 11,430
    If it's an indoor regulated sorta thing Norris would generally kill anybody, but he would narrowly escape with his life after Rambo channeled Rocky and just kept coming at them. That's a victory against a killing machine like Rambo.

    Outdoors or no holds barred it's not even close.....Chuck Norris would take one step out of his house and those huge wooden spikes from First Blood would spring up into his guts, then he'd get his head lopped off.
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    eddiec wrote:
    BabaBooey1979 wrote:
    Watching First Blood.

    Pretty sure John J would whoop Chucks Ass.


    Yeah. I said it

    Hand to hand I have to go with Norris. Knife fight, Norris. Bow and arrow, John J.
    I don't know man. John J is a green barret. Pretty skillfull with the knife/hands.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPC63HT5 ... ata_player
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    if it was on a made for tv special, the crowd would be chanting over rated at chuck
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • rafierafie Posts: 2,160
    julesandian wrote:
    Rambo was good, but Chuck is Chuck.

    Rambo is probably he ultimate hunter. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, hunting implies possible failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Due to this there is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck allows to live. Also see the list of extinct species for animals Chuck didn't allow to live.

    Simple way to solve this, go to Google (turn off instant search first) and type in "Find Chuck Norris" then hit I Feel Lucky.
    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Fuckin Rambo. When is number 5 coming out.
  • I'm a TruckI'm a Truck Milwaukee Posts: 3,508
    LloydXmas wrote:
    Fuckin Rambo. When is number 5 coming out.
    I actually thought that last one was pretty entertaining and bought it. :?
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    I'm a Truck wrote:
    LloydXmas wrote:
    Fuckin Rambo. When is number 5 coming out.
    I actually thought that last one was pretty entertaining and bought it. :?
    It was awesome. So much blood and violence
  • I'm a TruckI'm a Truck Milwaukee Posts: 3,508
    edited May 2013
    LloydXmas wrote:
    I'm a Truck wrote:
    LloydXmas wrote:
    Fuckin Rambo. When is number 5 coming out.
    I actually thought that last one was pretty entertaining and bought it. :?
    It was awesome. So much blood and violence
    I'm fairly certain I took Mrs Truck to see it on Mothers Day or her Birthday or something like that. She wasn't impressed. :fp:

    Edit:

    She reminded me it was Valentines Day and last year I took her to Star Wars in 3D on Valentines Day. :lol::lol:

    Who would marry me?
    Post edited by I'm a Truck on
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    rambo would kick the living shit out of chuck.
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,165
    Both Johnny J and Braddock were subjected to the brutal torture of the V.C.

    Charlie didn't realize they were actually forging the ultimate weapons at the time.

    It would be a hell of a PPV.
    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,165
    What if it was a tag team event?

    Johnny J and JCVD vs. Braddock and Michael Dudikoff!

    NO HOLDS BARRED!!! CAGE AND LADDER MATCH!

    Seageant Slaughter as special guest ref.

    :ugeek:
    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Jason P wrote:
    What if it was a tag team event?

    Johnny J and JCVD vs. Braddock and Michael Dudikoff!

    NO HOLDS BARRED!!! CAGE AND LADDER MATCH!

    Seageant Slaughter as special guest ref.

    :ugeek:
    :nono: Stay on topic. This is a 1x1 match up
  • I'm a TruckI'm a Truck Milwaukee Posts: 3,508
    LloydXmas wrote:
    Jason P wrote:
    What if it was a tag team event?

    Johnny J and JCVD vs. Braddock and Michael Dudikoff!

    NO HOLDS BARRED!!! CAGE AND LADDER MATCH!

    Seageant Slaughter as special guest ref.

    :ugeek:
    :nono: Stay on topic. This is a 1x1 match up


    Just use the ! Button
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,165
    LloydXmas wrote:
    Jason P wrote:
    What if it was a tag team event?

    Johnny J and JCVD vs. Braddock and Michael Dudikoff!

    NO HOLDS BARRED!!! CAGE AND LADDER MATCH!

    Seageant Slaughter as special guest ref.

    :ugeek:
    :nono: Stay on topic. This is a 1x1 match up
    Ok, ok.

    So JCVD and The American Ninja are special guest managers.

    Is that better?

    :corn:
    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    :lol:
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,165
    Still need to figure out a way to get Jimmy "The Mouth of the South" intertwined in this ...

    :think:
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    Party On, Dudes!
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Steven Segal
  • I'm a TruckI'm a Truck Milwaukee Posts: 3,508
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    Steven Segal
    Pony tail takes the win.
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Everyone knows Bruce Lee would destroy both. He already killed Chuck.
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  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,165
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    Steven Segal
    He runs like a girl.

    :geek:
    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • Dr. DelightDr. Delight Posts: 11,210
    81 wrote:
    rambo would kick the living shit out of chuck.
    Yep. Everytime.
    And so you see, I have come to doubt
    All that I once held as true
    I stand alone without beliefs
    The only truth I know is you.
  • I'm a TruckI'm a Truck Milwaukee Posts: 3,508
    Dr. Delight wrote:
    81 wrote:
    rambo would kick the living shit out of chuck.
    Yep. Everytime.
    That was disappointing. I was expecting some clip of something from you. :corn:
  • Dr. DelightDr. Delight Posts: 11,210
    I'm a Truck wrote:
    Dr. Delight wrote:
    81 wrote:
    rambo would kick the living shit out of chuck.
    Yep. Everytime.
    That was disappointing. I was expecting some clip of something from you. :corn:
    Sorry, my daleHunterBAD.gif
    And so you see, I have come to doubt
    All that I once held as true
    I stand alone without beliefs
    The only truth I know is you.
  • cubBEE_girlcubBEE_girl Waiting for next year... Posts: 3,367
    Charles Bronson? :corn:
    I lost a bet...
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