Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    E.K wrote:
    haha, I wasn't. The link was posted on another board.

    Is it even legal to pregnant at 16? :eek: ;)

    in america it probably is

    yknow - if you were pregnant, and 16yrs old, would you let it be reported in the local paper??? would you tell anyone except perhaps your best friend, the poor unfortunate boy, and your parents??

    ive told my boys so many times - when it happens it happens - just PUT SOMETHING ON IT!!!! hell i will even buy them for them myself if i have to.
    impatience is a gift ........
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    E.K wrote:
    OMG.. found this on another board. Stupidity obviously runs in the family..

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21693882/
    Hey stop reading that shite and bring me my lunch... oh and while at it.. do my xmas shopping too!
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    zenith wrote:
    in america it probably is

    yknow - if you were pregnant, and 16yrs old, would you let it be reported in the local paper??? would you tell anyone except perhaps your best friend, the poor unfortunate boy, and your parents??

    ive told my boys so many times - when it happens it happens - just PUT SOMETHING ON IT!!!! hell i will even buy them for them myself if i have to.
    Yeah then you need to be there to put it on for them :)
  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    vital5 wrote:
    nope... but i think he said you get an anal fisting :eek:

    charming :rolleyes:

    having a frustrating morning are we??? didnt get to fartarse around on the net and actually had to work perhaps ... ;)
    impatience is a gift ........
  • E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    vital5 wrote:
    Hey stop reading that shite and bring me my lunch... oh and while at it.. do my xmas shopping too!

    come over and mow my lawn and weed my garden first.
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  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    vital5 wrote:
    Yeah then you need to be there to put it on for them :)

    no i dont think they'll need lessons in that ...

    why ... did you??? ;)
    impatience is a gift ........
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    zenith wrote:
    charming :rolleyes:

    having a frustrating morning are we??? didnt get to fartarse around on the net and actually had to work perhaps ... ;)
    why aren't you bending? :D hehe

    shoosh! :p
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    zenith wrote:
    no i dont think they'll need lessons in that ...

    why ... did you??? ;)
    Yeah with a real live cucumber.... i'm actually good at reading instructions :)
  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    vital5 wrote:
    Yeah with a real live cucumber.... i'm actually good at reading instructions :)

    did you remember not to actually use the cucumber???


    now - start being nice - or else picture a little scene in a few months time, having a drink or two before fooeys -

    'bec, this is stu, yea he's that guy i told you about who likes to put condoms on cucumbers'



    :p
    impatience is a gift ........
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    E.K wrote:
    come over and mow my lawn and weed my garden first.
    OKay i'm on my way....
  • E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    vital5 wrote:
    OKay i'm on my way....

    Really? Ok, just give me time to get dressed. I'm still in my PJs. :o
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    zenith wrote:
    did you remember not to actually use the cucumber???


    now - start being nice - or else picture a little scene in a few months time, having a drink or two before fooeys -

    'bec, this is stu, yea he's that guy i told you about who likes to put condoms on cucumbers'



    :p
    um... of course i used the cucumber... bigger :p

    she may well be intrigued... haha

    and anyway i'm saving myself for marriage!
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    E.K wrote:
    Really? Ok, just give me time to get dressed. I'm still in my PJs. :o
    just gimme my lunch at the front door.. i dont need to come in to mow lawns or weed the garden...... ............................ .. ... ..........
  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    vital5 wrote:
    um... of course i used the cucumber... bigger :p

    she may well be intrigued... haha

    and anyway i'm saving myself for marriage!

    awww - how sweet

    well remember to tell me when it is, so i can send you a nice big fruit & vege basket for a wedding pressie :D
    impatience is a gift ........
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    zenith wrote:
    awww - how sweet

    well remember to tell me when it is, so i can send you a nice big fruit & vege basket for a wedding pressie :D
    no watermelons :p
  • E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    vital5 wrote:
    just gimme my lunch at the front door.. i dont need to come in to mow lawns or weed the garden...... ............................ .. ... ..........

    I'll leave it in the letterbox. A man in a van came to deliver something just before and I had to answer the door in my dressing gown. How embarrassment! :o
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    E.K wrote:
    I'll leave it in the letterbox. A man in a van came to deliver something just before and I had to answer the door in my dressing gown. How embarrassment! :o
    what'd he deliver? :p
  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    E.K wrote:
    I'll leave it in the letterbox. A man in a van came to deliver something just before and I had to answer the door in my dressing gown. How embarrassment! :o


    that is just a bit tragic - the only day youre allowed to hang out in your jammies is sunday - or if its raining
    impatience is a gift ........
  • E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    zenith wrote:
    that is just a bit tragic - the only day youre allowed to hang out in your jammies is sunday - or if its raining

    Well it keeps looking like it's going to rain. Sydney hasn't had any sunshine in about two months. :eek:
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    vital5 wrote:
    what'd he deliver? :p

    The Bradman Centenary Calendar 1908 - 2008. It's a Christmas present for my guy's 91 year old grandfather.
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    this boards acting a bit strange for me in the last 10mins or so - wont let me log out, and the pages wont refresh????
    impatience is a gift ........
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    zenith wrote:
    oh and hey - do i still get the $100 :D;)

    Nope but Ill by you some rums or JD's (that what you drink?) before foo's concert how does that sound?
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • I really have nothing to add to this conversation other than I wanted to inject a little 'kiwi' into the "Aussie and NZ tour rumours" thread...

    As you were.
  • E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
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  • E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    vital5 wrote:
    what's wrong? her fly is undone....

    Is that because she's really a man?
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  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    E.K wrote:
    Is that because she's really a man?
    I can tell you that she ISN'T a man :D
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Would it be wrong to give my nephews gift vouchers for xmas...?? :) (4 & 2) ha
  • E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    vital5 wrote:
    I can tell you that she ISN'T a man :D

    You've seen inside her pants? :p
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    E.K wrote:
    You've seen inside her pants? :p
    She showed me a few of her tats that most people don't see one time.! Long story :)
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