Elaine, do woman know about shrinkage?
Waddya mean like laundry?
No you know when you go swimming in the pool.....after.....
Ouhhh, it shrinks....
LIKE A FRIGHTENED TURTLE.
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Can't you see. The only thing between us and him is a thin layer of gaberdine.
I'm out there Jerry and I'm loving every minute of it.
shouldn't you be out there chopping down tree's :corn:
Sitting in the truck drinking beer. I got some laborers cutting all the branches off. Trees are down, then branches, then you cut to length. Then I get back in the truck while they load it up.
"2:00?? That's my whole afternoon! I was gonna go out looking for sneakers!"
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"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
Morty: Hello?
Voice: This is Frank Costanza.
Morty: What do you want?
Frank: You think you could keep us out of Florida? We're moving in lock, stock and barrel. We're gonna be in the pool. We're gonna be in the clubhouse. We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard court! And I dare you to keep me out!
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has anyone seen this? good god, it's the funniest thing i have seen in quite a while. can't stop watching it:
I don't know what's funnier: the voice or the music in this?
Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
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I don't know what's funnier: the voice or the music in this?
both. equally. the music and crowd noise make it feel like you're watching him in some weird fucked up dream.....which is ironic given that's what he's talking about.
Kramer: Hello! And welcome to Movie Phone! Please use your keypad to enter the name of the movie you would like to find.
George: dials numbers
Kramer: You have selected...Agent Zero?
George: .....
Kramer: Why don't you just tell me the name of the move you want to see!
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"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
"I find it disturbing that you associate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise."
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6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Kramer: Hello! And welcome to Movie Phone! Please use your keypad to enter the name of the movie you would like to find.
George: dials numbers
Kramer: You have selected...Agent Zero?
George: .....
Kramer: Why don't you just tell me the name of the move you want to see!
Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
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I'm out there Jerry and I'm loving every minute of it.
Waddya mean like laundry?
No you know when you go swimming in the pool.....after.....
Ouhhh, it shrinks....
LIKE A FRIGHTENED TURTLE.
shouldn't you be out there chopping down tree's :corn:
Sitting in the truck drinking beer. I got some laborers cutting all the branches off. Trees are down, then branches, then you cut to length. Then I get back in the truck while they load it up.
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self
That was my move
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self
bloopers
Fargo 2003
Winnipeg 2005
Winnipeg 2011
St. Paul 2014
Voice: This is Frank Costanza.
Morty: What do you want?
Frank: You think you could keep us out of Florida? We're moving in lock, stock and barrel. We're gonna be in the pool. We're gonna be in the clubhouse. We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard court! And I dare you to keep me out!
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
slowfeld:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz-B4c2iFQ8
i refuse to believe i am the only person to find this funny... :x
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
both. equally. the music and crowd noise make it feel like you're watching him in some weird fucked up dream.....which is ironic given that's what he's talking about.
Kramer: Hello! And welcome to Movie Phone! Please use your keypad to enter the name of the movie you would like to find.
George: dials numbers
Kramer: You have selected...Agent Zero?
George: .....
Kramer: Why don't you just tell me the name of the move you want to see!
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Mandelbaum!
Mandelbaum!
the English Patient
it's go time!
GEORGE: I can't carry a pen. I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum.
KRAMER: I have a pen.
One of my all-time favorite exchanges on the show. Especially the disdain in Jerry's voice when he says "they're the worst"
Pearl Jam bootlegs:
http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/30-examp ... m=buzzfeed
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful