Peeing in the Shower

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  • patrickredeyes
    patrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    push me and i will resist wrote:
    patrickredeyes wrote:
    STAYSEA wrote:
    You guys are gross no matter where you pee.
    I was at a dudes's house, in less that 15 minutes, 4 guys had pissed on the back yard fence?!!!????

    Just be responsible. Who wants a dude that pees on fences? Seriously, very non attractive.
    You can't take that back either, the fence is still wet, and I saw you pee.

    WTF?

    Who gives a fuck about a fence getting pissed on and better yet when its not yr fence. Wet is wet who cares. lol

    My god I'm too high tonight to understand wtf yr upset about. Or yr just messing with us and well that happens alot on here so whatever. :lol:

    When you gotta go you gotta go deal with it. ;)

    But do you pee in the shower?

    I'll let George answer for me. ;)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRppqaanECA
  • patrickredeyes
    patrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    STAYSEA wrote:
    patrickredeyes wrote:
    STAYSEA wrote:
    You guys are gross no matter where you pee.
    I was at a dudes's house, in less that 15 minutes, 4 guys had pissed on the back yard fence?!!!????

    Just be responsible. Who wants a dude that pees on fences? Seriously, very non attractive.
    You can't take that back either, the fence is still wet, and I saw you pee.

    WTF?

    Who gives a fuck about a fence getting pissed on and better yet when its not yr fence. Wet is wet who cares. lol

    My god I'm too high tonight to understand wtf yr upset about. Or yr just messing with us and well that happens alot on here so whatever. :lol:

    When you gotta go you gotta go deal with it. ;)


    But I won't share my jay or shake your hand later. Yes, there are plenty bathrooms with soap, but some guys... Really just don't, if you like the girl. And there are three open bathrooms...(she's not going to call again)

    Do what you got to do, but if there was a reason.. it was you.


    Here's some inside info for you....if I'm seeing a girl or out on date I'm not pissing outside. ;)

    I'm a caregiver so I always carry a small bottle of hand sanitizer for whatever.
  • STAYSEA
    STAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    Great for you. The other 85%.. don't. I'm creeped out completely.

    :?

    As long as it's for love....
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  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,218
    sometimes I walk into the bathroom and see the sink, shower and toilet and get really confused where to pee, so I go outside and find something fun to aim at, or spell my name on a fence. J-O-N ... I can usually get it done even on nights im not drinking beer. But i need to be drinking beer if im going to spell J-O-N-A-T-H-A-N. or im going to need to have a full bladder from being alseep all night and no MW to spell j-o-n-n-y-p-i-s-t-a-c-h-i-o.. never tried than one. Look, now I have something to look forward to this weekend!
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    For the ladies.

    tumblr_maaw9eklRA1rnz1dyo1_500.jpg
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,218
    LloydXmas wrote:
    For the ladies.

    tumblr_maaw9eklRA1rnz1dyo1_500.jpg

    :lol::lol: haha, shewee! Just in time for valentines day. Add that to the romance list.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • pjhawks
    pjhawks Posts: 13,333
    STAYSEA wrote:
    You guys are gross no matter where you pee.
    I was at a dudes's house, in less that 15 minutes, 4 guys had pissed on the back yard fence?!!!????

    Just be responsible. Who wants a dude that pees on fences? Seriously, very non attractive.
    You can't take that back either, the fence is still wet, and I saw you pee.

    WTF?

    summer evenings i'll pee off my back deck. why go back inside when i can water the lawn?
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    pjhawks wrote:
    STAYSEA wrote:
    You guys are gross no matter where you pee.
    I was at a dudes's house, in less that 15 minutes, 4 guys had pissed on the back yard fence?!!!????

    Just be responsible. Who wants a dude that pees on fences? Seriously, very non attractive.
    You can't take that back either, the fence is still wet, and I saw you pee.

    WTF?

    summer evenings i'll pee off my back deck. why go back inside when i can water the lawn?
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,218
    pjhawks wrote:
    STAYSEA wrote:
    You guys are gross no matter where you pee.
    I was at a dudes's house, in less that 15 minutes, 4 guys had pissed on the back yard fence?!!!????

    Just be responsible. Who wants a dude that pees on fences? Seriously, very non attractive.
    You can't take that back either, the fence is still wet, and I saw you pee.

    WTF?

    summer evenings i'll pee off my back deck. why go back inside when i can water the lawn?

    :lol:
    You know, if we all just peed outside once in awhile, imagine all the water we'd save by not flushing 1.5 liters.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    sometimes I do when I take the trash out on a freezing cold night. I just happens.
  • JK_Livin
    JK_Livin South Jersey Posts: 7,365
    Of course I do.
    Alright, alright, alright!
    Tom O.
    "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
    -The Writer
  • pandora
    pandora Posts: 21,855
    LloydXmas wrote:
    For the ladies.

    tumblr_maaw9eklRA1rnz1dyo1_500.jpg
    A few times I could have really used that, with a bit of knack in the car into a bottle,
    (penis envy is tough with a full badder) very cool invention. What will they think of next?
  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    i once dated a girl that let me pee on her in the shower. very hotttt
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,218
    davidtrios wrote:
    i once dated a girl that let me pee on her in the shower. very hotttt

    hmm, so did you just aim for the leg, or was this some real freak that wanted it in her face and shit?
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    davidtrios wrote:
    i once dated a girl that let me pee on her in the shower. very hotttt

    hmm, so did you just aim for the leg, or was this some real freak that wanted it in her face and shit?


    a freak of sorts but i didnt spray her mouth or anything :lol: just the leg
  • Kat
    Kat Posts: 5,002
    Topics like this are in no way appropriate for these forums. We're an all-ages forum for Pearl Jam...we're about music here. This area in particular is for sports and movies and the like. Keep it classy or you'll be choosing to have your account be read-only. This thread is done.

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