I Love Pizza

push me and i will resist wrote:

I like eating pizza and then wiping the grease from my hands on my hairless chest

push me and i will resist wrote:

Here's one.

Got up today, rolled down the hall to the coffee maker. Back felt itchy, thought it had something to do with the back shave on the weekend.

Turns out I had 2 pieces of pepperoni and some salami stuck to my back, passed out on the couch in my underwear and sneakers again. Must have a piece of pie in the couch somewhere.

Des Moines.. Officials at Iowa’s Blank Park Zoo announced today that they removed a contractor’s cell phone from the Japanese Macaque exhibit after receiving an invoice totaling more than 3,000 dollars for over 250 pizzas from the Zoo’s caterer and concessionaire, Johnny’s Italian Steakhouse.

Apparently, the contractor had texted a pizza order earlier in the day for his crew’s lunch, and misplaced the phone in the exhibit while completing spring repairs to the exhibit. The curious monkeys picked up the phone and began hitting the green send button periodically throughout the next few days, unknowingly ordering pizza.

Keepers became suspicious of the monkey’s activities after finding a large number of empty pizza boxes outside the exhibit. Several monkeys refused to eat their regular meals consisting of biscuits and vegetables.

Jeff Dier, Zoo Curator reviewed security camera footage and found that the monkeys had indeed been having regular pizza parties.

“It could have been much worse, at least they didn’t get a hold of the beer salesman for Spring Brew at the Zoo coming up in a few weeks,” said Dier.

On a serious note, the Zoo’s concession stands, including pizza sales will be open this weekend during regular zoo hours, and Johnny’s Italian Steakhouse will be holding an Easter Buffett on Sunday, April 4th at the Zoo created by top-notch Johnny's Italian Steakhouse chefs: chef carved prime rib, chef carved ham, eggs benedict, smoked salmon, traditional fare, assorted pastries, desserts and much more.

peacefrompaul wrote:

eeriepadave wrote:

might have to visit this place while seeing PJ in Chicago :think:

http://www.ginoseast.com/flash.html

Oh wow! What is that one? What's on that beautiful creation?

peacefrompaul wrote:

eeriepadave wrote:

The Meaty Legend. I saw it on tv

$32.50 for a large? Deal!