Glitter

dankind wrote:

comebackgirl wrote:

dankind wrote:

Embarrassing story: After MSG 2 2010, my friend and I went out for a few drinks -- I don't generally drink before or during shows, opting to get a nightcap instead. Anyway, I was throwing down bourbon with beer backs like nobody's business and left the place schnockered.

Afterward, on the subway ride home, I was just mesmerized by a beautiful pair of glittery boobies. My friend noticed me staring and hoping to get me to stop before trouble ensued asked me in a whisper, "What are you doing, man?" To which I replied rather loudly, "I'm looking at this girl's tits!"

She heard me, of course, along with everyone else on the train car, and said, "They look nice, don't they?" To which I replied, "Yes, they do."

So, really, what's appropriate and what's not can still be up for debate, but, Jesus, I love NYC!

careful...sometimes those things can be dangerous :shock:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/1 ... 86189.html

I can think of a lot worse ways to die.

peacefrompaul wrote:

Who wants to touch boobs with a bunch of glitter all over?

:fp:

Annoying

peacefrompaul wrote:

Who wants to touch boobs with a bunch of glitter all over?

:fp:

Annoying

peacefrompaul wrote:

comebackgirl wrote:

peacefrompaul wrote:

Who wants to touch boobs with a bunch of glitter all over?

:fp:

Annoying

you would turn down a great pair of boobs if they were covered in glitter? Kids today :roll: :fp:

maybe I'd blow on them and see if the glitter kind of... went away or something.

comebackgirl wrote:

RKCNDY wrote:

I think Will is....indecisive.

First he's all about having a mane "chicks dig the mane" and then he shaves it all off.

Now he's all "Glitter sucks", next thing you know, some hot sex kitten covered in glitter will walk into his store, ask him out on a date, and he will say, "where do I buy more glitter? this chick loves the stuff!"

Good point. Next thing you know he'll be posting pics of himself eating muffins

lephty wrote:

so here is a fun story that my mother told me way back.

She's a neonatal nurse so she's in frequent contact with obgyns and was told this gem. Apparently this lady was having issues with her lady parts and had an appointment with the obgyn. So before her appointment she did her best to freshen up but was in a rush. She sprayed herself down with what she thought was FDS... She gets to her appointment and the obgyn does his job and makes an off hand comment about being all ready for a party. The lady was confused by this comment until the doctor left the room as they do and she took a look at her situation. Apparently, while rushing to get out the door, she did not grab the FDS, instead she grabbed some glitter spray for after hours use=p

Probably a contender for most awkward doctor visit ever?

peacefrompaul wrote:

RKCNDY wrote:

I think Will is....indecisive.

First he's all about having a mane "chicks dig the mane" and then he shaves it all off.

Now he's all "Glitter sucks", next thing you know, some hot sex kitten covered in glitter will walk into his store, ask him out on a date, and he will say, "where do I buy more glitter? this chick loves the stuff!"

And if the girl at the bank didn't have a ring on her finger, I'd be all over that shit.