Favorite lines from a Christmas Movie!

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  • stu gee
    stu gee Posts: 1,174
    anotherclone wrote:
    Nothing says "Christmas" like...:D

    Yep, captures the spirit of christmas completely. lol
    People say im paranoid. Well, they dont say it, but i know that's what they are thinking.
  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    anotherclone wrote:
    My favorite line isn't so much the words, but..in Elf when Buddy chugs that whole liter of pop, BELCHES and then says:

    "did ya hear that?"

    I use that one all year round.

    And when he meets the fake Santa and says:

    "you sit on a throne of lies"


    LMAO!
    hahahaha
    Love that one!

    The tone in his voice is so funny.
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    Elf
    I love smiles, smiles my favorite!
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • Hitch-Hiker
    Hitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    stu gee wrote:
    Yippee ki yay motherfucker.
    Dammit! You got there before me.

    So I will add: "Now I have a machine gun...ho..ho..ho"
    I'll Ride The Wave Where It Takes Me
  • Pearls&Stones
    Pearls&Stones Posts: 585
    A Christmas Story:


    Deck the harrs wif barrs of horry
    fa ra ra ra ra ra. ra ra ra ra
    Tis the season to be jorry
    fa ra ra ra ra ra. ra ra ra ra
    I love my female wife...
    we sit around and wonder exactly why our marriage should feel threatened by gay marriage
  • emily18
    emily18 Posts: 489
    christmas vacation:

    "i have to sleep with my brother, do you know how sick that is?"
    "well honey i have to sleep with your father"
  • orig_long red
    orig_long red Posts: 2,029
    "What do you want Mary? Do ya want the moon?"
    -It's a Wonderful Life
    Jam out with your clam out.
  • Hartydog
    Hartydog Posts: 2,060
    From Christmas Vacation:

    "We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."
    Boston 9-28-04, 5-24-06, 5-25-06, 5-17-10, 8-5-16, 8-7-16, 9-2-18, 9-4-18
    Ft Worth 9-15-23
    Hartford 5-13-06, 6-27-08, 10-25-13
    Mansfield, MA 6-30-08, 6-28-08, 7-2-03, 7-3-03, 7-11-03, 8-29-00, 8-30-00, 9-15-98, 9-16-98
    Worcester 10-15-13, 10-16-13
  • vedderfan10
    vedderfan10 Posts: 2,497
    I'm just a cotton-heady ninny muggins!
    be philanthropic
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEZWtohobaE

    'it's a bit nipply out'
  • Hinny
    Hinny Posts: 1,610
    Every time the bell rings, an angel gets its wings!

    -- Wonderful Life
    Binary solo..000000100000111100001110
  • pjfan31
    pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    um merry chrismas.........
    Sydney 11/02/2003
    Sydney 14/02/2003
    Sydney 07/11/2006
    Sydney 18/11/2006
    Sydney 22/11/2009
    EV Sydney 18/03/2011
    EV Sydney 19/03/2011
    EV Sydney 20/03/2011
    Melbourne 24/01/2014
    Sydney 26/01/2014
    EV Sydney 13/02/2014
  • surfanddestroy
    surfanddestroy Posts: 2,786
    Saturnal wrote:
    definitely...lots of good ones from Elf.

    *ring ring*

    "Hi, this is Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color..."

    I was gonna use that one.

    Elf is great.
    Astoria 20/04/06, Leeds 25/08/06, Prague 22/09/06, Wembley 18/06/07,
    Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.

    Ain't gonna be any middle anymore.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Sue: I've always had a thing for Santa Claus. In case you didn't notice. It's like some deep-seeded childhood thing.
    Willie: So is my thing for t*ts.


    :lol::lol::lol:


    Bad Santa
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    "Buzz. You're girlfriend...WOOF!"

    Home Alone
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • supersonicyears
    supersonicyears Posts: 2,619
    He's an angry elf.

    Does someone need a hug?

    SANTA Oh my God! Santa here, I know him!

    There are many favorite lines from Elf.

    Oh, It's very sucky
    :lol:
    "In the age of darkness
    want to be enlightened"
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    supersonicyears wrote:
    He's an angry elf.

    Does someone need a hug?

    SANTA Oh my God! Santa here, I know him!

    There are many favorite lines from Elf.

    Oh, It's very sucky
    :lol:
    :lol: "Francisco! That's fun to say!"

    "I like to whisper, too."
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • SatansFuton
    SatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    "Now I have a machine gun. Ho Ho Ho."

    untitled.bmp

    Die Hard is technically a "Christmas Movie" right?
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • tybird
    tybird Posts: 17,388
    "It's god-damn Christmas" Gary Busey as Mr. Joshua from "Lethal Weapon" as he machine guns the TV playing "A Christmas Carol".....my Christmas movie :twisted:
    All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    hello oogie.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say

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