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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    I know where he works but I'm not telling you creeps :nono:
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I know where he works but I'm not telling you creeps :nono:

    i could just call him on his cell [will shurg]
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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    81 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I know where he works but I'm not telling you creeps :nono:

    i could just call him on his cell [will shurg]

    And if he knows what's good for him he'll hang up on you. :lol:
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I know where he works but I'm not telling you creeps :nono:

    i could just call him on his cell [will shurg]

    And if he knows what's good for him he'll hang up on you. :lol:


    can't argue with that. :lol:
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  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    A man walks onto an airplane and takes his seat. He looks up and notices the most beautiful woman he has ever seen boarding the plane. He is nervous, and soon realizes that she is walking down the aisle toward him. When she takes the seat right next to him, he is anxious to begin a conversation. He asks, "Where are you flying to today?"

    She responds, "To the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago." His mind reeling, he asks, "And what do you do at this meeting?"

    "Well," she says, "We try to dissolve some of the popular myths about sexuality."

    "And what myths are those?" he continues, choking back his excitement.

    She explains, "Well, one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed, when in fact, it is the Native American man who owns this trait. Also, it is widely believed that the Frenchman is the best lover, when actually it is men of Jewish decent who make the best lovers."

    "Very interesting..." the man responds.

    Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I just feel so awkward discussing this with you when I don't even know you! What is your name?"

    The man extends his hand and replies, "Tonto........Tonto Goldstein".
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    A man walks onto an airplane and takes his seat. He looks up and notices the most beautiful woman he has ever seen boarding the plane. He is nervous, and soon realizes that she is walking down the aisle toward him. When she takes the seat right next to him, he is anxious to begin a conversation. He asks, "Where are you flying to today?"

    She responds, "To the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago." His mind reeling, he asks, "And what do you do at this meeting?"

    "Well," she says, "We try to dissolve some of the popular myths about sexuality."

    "And what myths are those?" he continues, choking back his excitement.

    She explains, "Well, one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed, when in fact, it is the Native American man who owns this trait. Also, it is widely believed that the Frenchman is the best lover, when actually it is men of Jewish decent who make the best lovers."

    "Very interesting..." the man responds.

    Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I just feel so awkward discussing this with you when I don't even know you! What is your name?"

    The man extends his hand and replies, "Tonto........Tonto Goldstein".

    :lol::lol::lol:

    Also, very good information. :lol:
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I'll have #thenumber by the end of the weekend.
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    i hate when my job actually makes me work, i'm American, this is bullshit.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    DS1119 wrote:
    I'll have #thenumber by the end of the weekend.



    I know the name of the chain. Confirmed. :lol:



    It's Mega Holiday. :lol:
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    DS1119 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I'll have #thenumber by the end of the weekend.



    I know the name of the chain. Confirmed. :lol:



    It's Mega Holiday. :lol:
    Mega POT PIES
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    DS1119 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I'll have #thenumber by the end of the weekend.



    I know the name of the chain. Confirmed. :lol:



    It's Mega Holiday. :lol:
    :lol:
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    so the woman was waiting for the train, and some dude was hitting on her.....as part of his pick up line, he stated his income....he had no chance :lol:
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  • What the fuck do you people want? :lol:
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    What the fuck do you people want? :lol:

    gin [will shrug}
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  • 81 wrote:
    What the fuck do you people want? :lol:

    gin [will shrug}

    Should have called tonight... I was bored as hell
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    81 wrote:
    What the fuck do you people want? :lol:

    gin [will shrug}

    Should have called tonight... I was bored as hell

    what happend with #thedate
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  • 81 wrote:
    what happend with #thedate

    Well, she was curious what times I was working over break.

    "Nights"

    "Okay, I'll ask [store manager] if I can work nights too"

    Then we talked about shitty roommates, she was constantly teasing me..

    Then I stood around while she did almost everything on the to do list...