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81

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DS1119

81 wrote:

12 store chain viewtopic.php?f=14&t=176225&p=4580686

14 here.


http://www.megafoods.com/MegaExpress.aspx

LloydXmas

DS1119 wrote:

81 wrote:

12 store chain http://forums.pearljam.com/viewtopic.ph ... &p=4580686

14 here.


http://www.megafoods.com/MegaExpress.aspx

It's not 12 though

Mamasan23

I know where he works but I'm not telling you creeps :nono:

81

Mamasan23 wrote:

I know where he works but I'm not telling you creeps :nono:

i could just call him on his cell [will shurg]

Mamasan23

81 wrote:

Mamasan23 wrote:

I know where he works but I'm not telling you creeps :nono:

i could just call him on his cell [will shurg]

And if he knows what's good for him he'll hang up on you.

81

Mamasan23 wrote:

81 wrote:

Mamasan23 wrote:

I know where he works but I'm not telling you creeps :nono:

i could just call him on his cell [will shurg]

And if he knows what's good for him he'll hang up on you.

can't argue with that.

BinauralJam

A man walks onto an airplane and takes his seat. He looks up and notices the most beautiful woman he has ever seen boarding the plane. He is nervous, and soon realizes that she is walking down the aisle toward him. When she takes the seat right next to him, he is anxious to begin a conversation. He asks, "Where are you flying to today?"

She responds, "To the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago." His mind reeling, he asks, "And what do you do at this meeting?"

"Well," she says, "We try to dissolve some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"And what myths are those?" he continues, choking back his excitement.

She explains, "Well, one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed, when in fact, it is the Native American man who owns this trait. Also, it is widely believed that the Frenchman is the best lover, when actually it is men of Jewish decent who make the best lovers."

"Very interesting..." the man responds.

Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I just feel so awkward discussing this with you when I don't even know you! What is your name?"

The man extends his hand and replies, "Tonto........Tonto Goldstein".

Mamasan23

BinauralJam wrote:

A man walks onto an airplane and takes his seat. He looks up and notices the most beautiful woman he has ever seen boarding the plane. He is nervous, and soon realizes that she is walking down the aisle toward him. When she takes the seat right next to him, he is anxious to begin a conversation. He asks, "Where are you flying to today?"

She responds, "To the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago." His mind reeling, he asks, "And what do you do at this meeting?"

"Well," she says, "We try to dissolve some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"And what myths are those?" he continues, choking back his excitement.

She explains, "Well, one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed, when in fact, it is the Native American man who owns this trait. Also, it is widely believed that the Frenchman is the best lover, when actually it is men of Jewish decent who make the best lovers."

"Very interesting..." the man responds.

Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I just feel so awkward discussing this with you when I don't even know you! What is your name?"

The man extends his hand and replies, "Tonto........Tonto Goldstein".

Also, very good information.

DS1119

I'll have #thenumber by the end of the weekend.

BinauralJam

i hate when my job actually makes me work, i'm American, this is bullshit.

DS1119

DS1119 wrote:

I'll have #thenumber by the end of the weekend.

I know the name of the chain. Confirmed.



It's Mega Holiday.

LloydXmas

DS1119 wrote:

DS1119 wrote:

I'll have #thenumber by the end of the weekend.

I know the name of the chain. Confirmed.



It's Mega Holiday.

Mega POT PIES

81

DS1119 wrote:

DS1119 wrote:

I'll have #thenumber by the end of the weekend.

I know the name of the chain. Confirmed.



It's Mega Holiday.

81

so the woman was waiting for the train, and some dude was hitting on her.....as part of his pick up line, he stated his income....he had no chance

peacefrompaul

What the fuck do you people want?

81

peacefrompaul wrote:

What the fuck do you people want?

gin [will shrug}

peacefrompaul

81 wrote:

peacefrompaul wrote:

What the fuck do you people want?

gin [will shrug}

Should have called tonight... I was bored as hell

81

peacefrompaul wrote:

81 wrote:

peacefrompaul wrote:

What the fuck do you people want?

gin [will shrug}

Should have called tonight... I was bored as hell

what happend with #thedate

peacefrompaul

81 wrote:

what happend with #thedate

Well, she was curious what times I was working over break.

"Nights"

"Okay, I'll ask [store manager] if I can work nights too"

Then we talked about shitty roommates, she was constantly teasing me..

Then I stood around while she did almost everything on the to do list...