Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

ozsmalltowngirl wrote:

I'm glad it went well Brendan. Just make sure you stick to what you've been advised to do. .... as well as seeing him as often as he says. It's sometimes tempting to prolong visits but you really have to do exactly what he recommends if you want it all to work and if you're not gonna stick to it, it's just a waste of $$.

Can't wait to hear about it....will have to set aside some time for sure I know it will be a fascinating conversation!

A mate who is a PT across at my gym came with me and watched the session. Im training with him for 3 days a week for the next 5 weeks with certain exercises to do and then certain stretches to be done 4-5 days a week.

Majority of exercises will not be effected but some I will need to go back to light weights and just get the whole movement/range of motion spot on. Most interesting was the fact I take to much stress on my lowere back and dont stich my date out enough. Said my form is all good (not detrimental) but to change one thing you gotta go back to something you think is totally unrelated.

Anyway enough of that - Ill expand in a few weeks. May even do a demo in my undies for you with them pulled up my arse like those surf boat paddlers

DonJon wrote:

A mate who is a PT across at my gym came with me and watched the session. Im training with him for 3 days a week for the next 5 weeks with certain exercises to do and then certain stretches to be done 4-5 days a week.

Majority of exercises will not be effected but some I will need to go back to light weights and just get the whole movement/range of motion spot on. Most interesting was the fact I take to much stress on my lowere back and dont stich my date out enough. Said my form is all good (not detrimental) but to change one thing you gotta go back to something you think is totally unrelated.

Anyway enough of that - Ill expand in a few weeks. May even do a demo in my undies for you with them pulled up my arse like those surf boat paddlers

Now I was getting right into that and as soon as you mentioned a demo...I forgot the rest

Looking forward to it even more now

Seriously though....it sounds all good - nothing too serious and nothing too hard to fix.....happy to hear!

DonJon wrote:

Yeah Holmes you can call me DonJon.

Didnt John Holmes get to a stage in his life where he had to get a needle to get it up?? I remember seeing a porno when I was a junior and thinking 'whys that guy so famous when he is half limp all the time.

Poor Jonny

I think there may have been a problem he didnt have enough blood flow cos it was so god damn big....:p

ZiggyStar wrote:

Definitely not going. There's just better things I can think of spending $2,000 on to be honest. Well, not "better" things but you know what I mean.

Tig beat me? No chance! I've put on a good 6 kilos since quitting cigarettes so I'm no skinny little white bitch anymore! She'd be FUCKED!

Speaking of those 6kgs, I really need to lose weight because my sister is getting married on 31 December and I have nothing to wear and don't want to buy a size 12 when I should be a 10 or less! :( NOOOOOOO!!!!!! Looks like I'll have to start exercising! And cutting back on beer. We eat pretty well -- just drink too much beer! And probably eat too much bread. Ah fuck! BORING!!!! :mad:

Lots of cardio and core work will have that waist and gut prime in no time. Beer is my problem too - Ill always have a beer gut but its worth it!!!!! Love my beer

Shame about Qld. $2000???Were you gonna buy me piss all weekend.

Gotta run kids and go drink beer.

Take Care. Flipside

DonJon wrote:

Exactly so I end up doing it for you. Problem is you cant charge a client by saying on their bill "Correspondence back and forth with the ATO re change of address" when their response would be "Well thats only 1 form to sent - why all the correspondence?"

"Coz the ATO farked up and I had to fill out the form and resend it 5 times" They aint gonna buy it and Id feel bad anyway. So they win again.

So what did you think about becoming a martyr with me then giving me all your virgins?

Perhaps if u are a female martyr u get Male Virgins.........:p
Would u want them....?? hehehe

DonJon wrote:

Lots of cardio and core work will have that waist and gut prime in no time. Beer is my problem too - Ill always have a beer gut but its worth it!!!!! Love my beer

Shame about Qld. $2000???Were you gonna buy me piss all weekend.

Gotta run kids and go drink beer.

Take Care. Flipside

Cya later DonJonHolmes...........:p

quiet night...

that's ok man, 'cos i love frogs

love this...

hi hi hi hi hi hi hi

what's the goss :eek:

i wonder if those in the Pearl Jam in Zagreb! thread are counting down to 10K?

a whole bunch of Aussies should try sniping it, then leave the thread... quickly and innocently :eek:

i've thought this through too much :eek:

Hey guys, how is everyone tonight?