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  • AlbertaGirl70_
    AlbertaGirl70_ Posts: 1,738
    Drunk.....
    I will walk w/my hands bound
    I will walk w/my face blood
    I will walk w/my shadow flag

    Memories back when she was smooth and strong
    and waiting for the world to come along...

    Eddie solo Vegas Oct 31,Nov 1 2012
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    A girl did ask me to go to the bar.

    Turns out I'm not 21.

    Fuck. :lol:
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    huzzah_xlarge.jpeg

    The gun thread is locked
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    A girl did ask me to go to the bar.

    Turns out I'm not 21.

    Fuck. :lol:


    Just go. There's always the parking lot. 8-) Men throw lines out all the time and whatever happens happens. When a girl throws a line out you need to be like a shark and hit that bait quick! Take the bait. Make bad decisions! 8-)
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    DS1119 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    A girl did ask me to go to the bar.

    Turns out I'm not 21.

    Fuck. :lol:


    Just go. There's always the parking lot. 8-) Men throw lines out all the time and whatever happens happens. When a girl throws a line out you need to be like a shark and hit that bait quick! Take the bait. Make bad decisions! 8-)

    She's 27 too :lol:

    Oh well
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    A girl did ask me to go to the bar.

    Turns out I'm not 21.

    Fuck. :lol:


    Just go. There's always the parking lot. 8-) Men throw lines out all the time and whatever happens happens. When a girl throws a line out you need to be like a shark and hit that bait quick! Take the bait. Make bad decisions! 8-)

    She's 27 too :lol:

    Oh well


    :fp: That was good to go man! Why are you still here!!!!! Go! :fp:
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    DS1119 wrote:

    :fp: That was good to go man! Why are you still here!!!!! Go! :fp:

    She didn't say the name of the bar. It's a longer story than this
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:

    :fp: That was good to go man! Why are you still here!!!!! Go! :fp:

    She didn't say the name of the bar. It's a longer story than this
    archer-fx_144x144.jpg


    :fp:
  • pandora
    pandora Posts: 21,855
    Hummingbirds are really cute
  • Heisenberg
    Heisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,958
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    A girl did ask me to go to the bar.

    Turns out I'm not 21.

    Fuck. :lol:


    Just go. There's always the parking lot. 8-) Men throw lines out all the time and whatever happens happens. When a girl throws a line out you need to be like a shark and hit that bait quick! Take the bait. Make bad decisions! 8-)

    She's 27 too :lol:

    Oh well

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  • Pamela0222
    Pamela0222 Posts: 1,544
    It's a jogging pant and hoodie kind of day!!!
    The thing I like most about time is that it's not real. It's all in the head. Sure, it's a useful trick to use if you want to meet someone at a specific place in the universe and have tea or coffee- but that's all it is- a trick. There is no such thing as the past. It exists only in the memory. There is no such thing as the future. It exists only in our imagination. If our watches were truly accurate, the only thing they would ever say is "Now". That's what time it is. It's "Now". - Damien Echols
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    DS1119 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:

    :fp: That was good to go man! Why are you still here!!!!! Go! :fp:

    She didn't say the name of the bar. It's a longer story than this
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    :fp:

    This is how you get ladies... check their I.D., and then tell them they look younger than they really are.
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    edited August 2012
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    tell them they look younger than they really are.

    whenever you play the what's my age game, figure the age, and then subtract 1 year per decade guessed.

    so if you think she is 30, say 27

    if you think she is 40 say 36

    :mrgreen:
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    This is how you get ladies... check their I.D., and then tell them they look younger than they really are.


    But you didn't meet her at the bar man! :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp:
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    DS1119 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    This is how you get ladies... check their I.D., and then tell them they look younger than they really are.


    But you didn't meet her at the bar man! :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp:

    She'll be back.

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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    This is how you get ladies... check their I.D., and then tell them they look younger than they really are.


    But you didn't meet her at the bar man! :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp:

    She'll be back.

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    They never come back. :fp: SHe got her freak on with someone else last night and now all men are just dogs to her again! :fp: Strike when the irons hot man!!!!
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    DS1119 wrote:


    They never come back. :fp: SHe got her freak on with someone else last night and now all men are just dogs to her again! :fp: Strike when the irons hot man!!!!

    :lol:

    Implying I'm going to leave work two hours early
    Implying she didn't say, "you're obviously not 21", as she walked out the door.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:


    They never come back. :fp: SHe got her freak on with someone else last night and now all men are just dogs to her again! :fp: Strike when the irons hot man!!!!

    :lol:

    Implying I'm going to leave work two hours early
    Implying she didn't say, "you're obviously not 21", as she walked out the door.


    Doesn't matter. If she made a comment she wanted the saw-seege! :fp: Next time it happens you just go!
  • Heisenberg
    Heisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,958
    Hans Gruber is such a badass villain.
  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    I wonder what fireworks look like from outer space.
    ELITIST FUK
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Heisenberg wrote:
    Hans Gruber is such a badass villain.
    Hell yes.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I like dill pickles.
  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,489
    my beard is getting long......wow. that didn't take long at all.
    I LOVE MUSIC.
    www.cluthelee.com
    www.cluthe.com
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    had a girl come in... pretty ugly.... came in a second time a few hours later just to see me, I'm positive.

    "What kind of chips would a teenage boy like?", she says

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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    had a girl come in... pretty ugly.... came in a second time a few hours later just to see me, I'm positive.

    "What kind of chips would a teenage boy like?", she says

    shrug.gif


    "What chips do you think they would like"? and then bawchickabowow! :fp: :lol:
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    My one friend texted me a car with the vanity plate "STDAUTO" and my other friend saw a car with the plates "VAG KING". Either I just have a dirty mind or these people have some interesting jobs. :? :lol:
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • hgpjam11
    hgpjam11 Posts: 1,328
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Big Pearl Jam stadium concert coming up. I saw it in a dream.
    Oh, is that how it works? Okay, also coming up - Eddie's going to show up at some weird party and start hugging everyone before he performs on a wooden deck that's attached to an elementary school. It's gonna be sweeeeet!!

    So lastnight I dreamed that PJ was playing some exclusive gig in a penthouse suite somewhere, I was late and missed about half of if. After the show, the guys were in line to get on a plane, and they each had "hair" people tending to them - taking out extensions, etc. Turns out, Ed was bald.

    Of course it was a dream, because I would never be late to a show.
    I win.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I could really go for a hot pretzel right now with a shit ton of mustard.
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    DS1119 wrote:
    I could really go for a hot pretzel right now with a shit ton of mustard.

    Here we go with the pretzels again! :lol:
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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
    An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
    As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
    'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'

    :lol::lol::lol:
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