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  • Drunk.....
    I will walk w/my hands bound
    I will walk w/my face blood
    I will walk w/my shadow flag

    Memories back when she was smooth and strong
    and waiting for the world to come along...

    Eddie solo Vegas Oct 31,Nov 1 2012
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    A girl did ask me to go to the bar.

    Turns out I'm not 21.

    Fuck. :lol:
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
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    The gun thread is locked
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    A girl did ask me to go to the bar.

    Turns out I'm not 21.

    Fuck. :lol:


    Just go. There's always the parking lot. 8-) Men throw lines out all the time and whatever happens happens. When a girl throws a line out you need to be like a shark and hit that bait quick! Take the bait. Make bad decisions! 8-)
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    DS1119 wrote:
    A girl did ask me to go to the bar.

    Turns out I'm not 21.

    Fuck. :lol:


    Just go. There's always the parking lot. 8-) Men throw lines out all the time and whatever happens happens. When a girl throws a line out you need to be like a shark and hit that bait quick! Take the bait. Make bad decisions! 8-)

    She's 27 too :lol:

    Oh well
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    DS1119 wrote:
    A girl did ask me to go to the bar.

    Turns out I'm not 21.

    Fuck. :lol:


    Just go. There's always the parking lot. 8-) Men throw lines out all the time and whatever happens happens. When a girl throws a line out you need to be like a shark and hit that bait quick! Take the bait. Make bad decisions! 8-)

    She's 27 too :lol:

    Oh well


    :fp: That was good to go man! Why are you still here!!!!! Go! :fp:
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    DS1119 wrote:

    :fp: That was good to go man! Why are you still here!!!!! Go! :fp:

    She didn't say the name of the bar. It's a longer story than this
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    DS1119 wrote:

    :fp: That was good to go man! Why are you still here!!!!! Go! :fp:

    She didn't say the name of the bar. It's a longer story than this
    archer-fx_144x144.jpg


    :fp:
  • pandora
    pandora Posts: 21,855
    Hummingbirds are really cute
  • Heisenberg
    Heisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,958
    DS1119 wrote:
    A girl did ask me to go to the bar.

    Turns out I'm not 21.

    Fuck. :lol:


    Just go. There's always the parking lot. 8-) Men throw lines out all the time and whatever happens happens. When a girl throws a line out you need to be like a shark and hit that bait quick! Take the bait. Make bad decisions! 8-)

    She's 27 too :lol:

    Oh well

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  • Pamela0222
    Pamela0222 Posts: 1,544
    It's a jogging pant and hoodie kind of day!!!
    The thing I like most about time is that it's not real. It's all in the head. Sure, it's a useful trick to use if you want to meet someone at a specific place in the universe and have tea or coffee- but that's all it is- a trick. There is no such thing as the past. It exists only in the memory. There is no such thing as the future. It exists only in our imagination. If our watches were truly accurate, the only thing they would ever say is "Now". That's what time it is. It's "Now". - Damien Echols
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    DS1119 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:

    :fp: That was good to go man! Why are you still here!!!!! Go! :fp:

    She didn't say the name of the bar. It's a longer story than this
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    :fp:

    This is how you get ladies... check their I.D., and then tell them they look younger than they really are.
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    edited August 2012
    tell them they look younger than they really are.

    whenever you play the what's my age game, figure the age, and then subtract 1 year per decade guessed.

    so if you think she is 30, say 27

    if you think she is 40 say 36

    :mrgreen:
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    This is how you get ladies... check their I.D., and then tell them they look younger than they really are.


    But you didn't meet her at the bar man! :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp:
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    DS1119 wrote:
    This is how you get ladies... check their I.D., and then tell them they look younger than they really are.


    But you didn't meet her at the bar man! :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp:

    She'll be back.

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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    DS1119 wrote:
    This is how you get ladies... check their I.D., and then tell them they look younger than they really are.


    But you didn't meet her at the bar man! :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp:

    She'll be back.

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    They never come back. :fp: SHe got her freak on with someone else last night and now all men are just dogs to her again! :fp: Strike when the irons hot man!!!!
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    DS1119 wrote:


    They never come back. :fp: SHe got her freak on with someone else last night and now all men are just dogs to her again! :fp: Strike when the irons hot man!!!!

    :lol:

    Implying I'm going to leave work two hours early
    Implying she didn't say, "you're obviously not 21", as she walked out the door.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    DS1119 wrote:


    They never come back. :fp: SHe got her freak on with someone else last night and now all men are just dogs to her again! :fp: Strike when the irons hot man!!!!

    :lol:

    Implying I'm going to leave work two hours early
    Implying she didn't say, "you're obviously not 21", as she walked out the door.


    Doesn't matter. If she made a comment she wanted the saw-seege! :fp: Next time it happens you just go!
  • Heisenberg
    Heisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,958
    Hans Gruber is such a badass villain.
  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    I wonder what fireworks look like from outer space.
    ELITIST FUK