[PSA] Explosive toilet

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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:

    Cool, Is there a bidet version?

    I had to look that up :shock: :lol: , this ain't Europe buddy

    I rented a house in Las Vegas with a bunch of friends a few years ago and it had a bidet. None of us used it for real but it was a lot of fun when we were hammered at 5am :lol:

    drinking fountain?
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    norm wrote:

    drinking fountain?

    :sick::sick::sick:
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  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:

    Cool, Is there a bidet version?

    I had to look that up :shock: :lol: , this ain't Europe buddy

    I rented a house in Las Vegas with a bunch of friends a few years ago and it had a bidet. None of us used it for real but it was a lot of fun when we were hammered at 5am :lol:

    This is why us Americans are considered so uncultured. You should be ashamed of yourself. But I wouldve done the same thing, no doubt, hehe ;)
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    i would have tried it out.

    :leaving:
    81 is now off the air

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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    81 wrote:
    i would have tried it out.

    :leaving:


    I did. it's fantastic :mrgreen:
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Mamasan23 wrote:

    I rented a house in Las Vegas with a bunch of friends a few years ago and it had a bidet. None of us used it for real but it was a lot of fun when we were hammered at 5am :lol:

    the Paramount has a really nice toilet for VIP ticket holders...the kind that has a heated seat, it also washes and dries your bum...
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:

    I rented a house in Las Vegas with a bunch of friends a few years ago and it had a bidet. None of us used it for real but it was a lot of fun when we were hammered at 5am :lol:

    the Paramount has a really nice toilet for VIP ticket holders...the kind that has a heated seat, it also washes and dries your bum...

    does it have spinning bristles like a car wash?
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Dissidentman wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:

    I rented a house in Las Vegas with a bunch of friends a few years ago and it had a bidet. None of us used it for real but it was a lot of fun when we were hammered at 5am :lol:

    the Paramount has a really nice toilet for VIP ticket holders...the kind that has a heated seat, it also washes and dries your bum...

    does it have spinning bristles like a car wash?

    Those things are awesome, but it would take some special tenderness and accuracy to allow one of those in the taint region.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    31-38-mm-small-brush-with-steel-bristles_accessories_zoom.jpg

    ow
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    BinauralJam wrote:
    31-38-mm-small-brush-with-steel-bristles_accessories_zoom.jpg

    ow

    that made my butt clinch... no, i am not joking
    81 is now off the air

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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Dissidentman wrote:

    does it have spinning bristles like a car wash?

    how'd you guess?

    51HJYNj0kZL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

    you must have one yourself! ;)
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:

    does it have spinning bristles like a car wash?

    how'd you guess?

    51HJYNj0kZL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

    you must have one yourself! ;)

    WTF?? I need two.
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:

    does it have spinning bristles like a car wash?

    how'd you guess?

    51HJYNj0kZL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

    you must have one yourself! ;)

    Wait what in the hell is that thing?! :lol:
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:

    Cool, Is there a bidet version?

    I had to look that up :shock: :lol: , this ain't Europe buddy

    I rented a house in Las Vegas with a bunch of friends a few years ago and it had a bidet. None of us used it for real but it was a lot of fun when we were hammered at 5am :lol:


    Bidets are awesome. They tickle. :lol:
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Wait what in the hell is that thing?! :lol:

    it's the orgasmic insert for the sqweel..try to keep up :P :wtf: :lol:
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    norm wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Wait what in the hell is that thing?! :lol:

    it's the orgasmic insert for the sqweel..try to keep up :P :wtf: :lol:

    Doesn't she read??!
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Dissidentman wrote:
    norm wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Wait what in the hell is that thing?! :lol:

    it's the orgasmic insert for the sqweel..try to keep up :P :wtf: :lol:

    Doesn't she read??!

    there must be one in the toybox....81? confirmation?
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    RKCNDY wrote:
    there must be one in the toybox....81? confirmation?

    so many wrong answers...i'm going to plead the 5th on this topic.
    81 is now off the air

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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    looks like a weed-whacker for the bedroom
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    RKCNDY wrote:

    there must be one in the toybox....81? confirmation?

    He likes to think he knows what's in the toybox. Don't let him fool you!

    I'm just amazed that I've never seen that little do-dad before! :lol::lol:
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