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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    I have never robbed a liquor store.
  • PJFAN13
    PJFAN13 Posts: 1,422
    Lima beans contain cyanide
    SCUBA divers cannot pass gas at depths of 33 feet or below
    Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
    :D
    11.30.93~10.2.96~9.13.98~9.1.00~8.25.00~7.3.03~7.5.03
    7.9.03~9.28.04~10.1.05~5.12.06~5.13.06~5.27.06~5.28.06
    8.5.08(EV)~10.9.09~5.21.10~6.20.11(EV)~7.5.11(EV)~7.9.11(EV)
    11.21.13~8.27.16(EV)~11.14.16(TOTD)~4.13.20~9.27.20~9.26.21~10.2.21
    2.15.22 (EV)~2.25.22 (EV)~2.27.22 (EV)~5.3.22~5.7.22~9.17.24~9.29.24
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    PJFAN13 wrote:
    Lima beans contain cyanide
    SCUBA divers cannot pass gas at depths of 33 feet or below
    Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
    :D

    SCUBA divers cannot pass gas at depths of 33 feet or below

    I enjoy this tidbit very much.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    PJFAN13 wrote:
    SCUBA divers cannot pass gas at depths of 33 feet or below


    How about iguanas? :corn:
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Ted Bundy had a job answering Seattle's Suicide Prevention Hotline...and worked with Ann Rule there.

    They were friends, and he used to walk her to her car after their shift was over.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • PJFAN13
    PJFAN13 Posts: 1,422
    DS1119 wrote:
    PJFAN13 wrote:
    SCUBA divers cannot pass gas at depths of 33 feet or below


    How about iguanas? :corn:

    Airplanes in America collide with an average of 1 iguana every 2 years on runways

    Iguanas are able to hold their breath for up to 30 minutes. (don't know about passing gas, but the stink of that belch has to be horrific!)
    :lol:
    11.30.93~10.2.96~9.13.98~9.1.00~8.25.00~7.3.03~7.5.03
    7.9.03~9.28.04~10.1.05~5.12.06~5.13.06~5.27.06~5.28.06
    8.5.08(EV)~10.9.09~5.21.10~6.20.11(EV)~7.5.11(EV)~7.9.11(EV)
    11.21.13~8.27.16(EV)~11.14.16(TOTD)~4.13.20~9.27.20~9.26.21~10.2.21
    2.15.22 (EV)~2.25.22 (EV)~2.27.22 (EV)~5.3.22~5.7.22~9.17.24~9.29.24
  • perfectlefts14
    perfectlefts14 Posts: 2,077
    The guy who did the voice of Yoda, Frank Oz, also was the voice of Miss Piggy, Cookie Monster, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Sam the Eagle, and Bert ( from Bert and Ernie).
    Tell the captain
    'This boats not safe
    And we're drowning.'
  • Gold 26
    Gold 26 Posts: 676
    I've said this before somewhere over the years but I like it.

    If the world were 100 people

    There would be:

    57 Asians

    21 Europeans

    14 from North and South America

    8 Africans

    52 would be female

    48 would be male

    70 would be nonwhite, 30 white

    59% of the entire world's wealth would belong to only 6 people

    and all 6 would be citizens of the United States

    80 would live in substandard housing

    70 would be unable to read

    50 would suffer from malnutrition

    1 would be near death

    1 would be near birth

    Only 1 would have a college education

    99 of them will not see this message,

    because only 1 would have a computer.
    All my favourite singers have stolen all of my best lines.
  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    ive seen pj perform around the bend 2 times...theyve only played it 9x
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    A whale's penis is commonly called a dork.
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    well alrighty then :lol::lol::lol::lol:
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  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    perfectlefts14 wrote:
    The guy who did the voice of Yoda, Frank Oz, also was the voice of Miss Piggy, Cookie Monster, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Sam the Eagle, and Bert ( from Bert and Ernie).

    He also played a small role in American Werewolf in London. His "normal" voice sounds like Fozzie bear.
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    A whale's penis is commonly called a dork.

    :think: That really changes things up when you call someone a dork....
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    81 wrote:
    well alrighty then :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    That information could very well save your life one day, you just never know. You won't be laughing then!
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    well alrighty then :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    That information could very well save your life one day, you just never know. You won't be laughing then!

    :|
    81 is now off the air

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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    A whale's penis is commonly called a dork.


    SO when a girl calls me a dork in bed that was actually a compliment?
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
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    i love lego zombie...... :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    DS1119 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    A whale's penis is commonly called a dork.


    SO when a girl calls me a dork in bed that was actually a compliment?

    "the biggest penis indeed belongs to the biggest animal: the blue whale. The largest measured penis reached 2,4 m (8 feet)"

    I wonder who gets the job measuring these things... :think:

    http://news.softpedia.com/news/The-Larg ... 3756.shtml
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    afroannnie wrote:
    "the biggest penis indeed belongs to the biggest animal: the blue whale. The largest measured penis reached 2,4 m (8 feet)"

    I wonder who gets the job measuring these things... :think:

    http://news.softpedia.com/news/The-Larg ... 3756.shtml

    you are such a whale penis
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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    afroannnie wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    A whale's penis is commonly called a dork.


    SO when a girl calls me a dork in bed that was actually a compliment?

    "the biggest penis indeed belongs to the biggest animal: the blue whale. The largest measured penis reached 2,4 m (8 feet)"

    I wonder who gets the job measuring these things... :think:

    http://news.softpedia.com/news/The-Larg ... 3756.shtml

    8 FEET???!!!!!! :o :shock:

    I don't know why but knowing that info makes me feel dirty! :lol:
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