What not to say to a bouncer

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  • Nami
    Nami Newfoundland Posts: 5,999
    Byrnzie wrote:
    I was pretty hammered when I told a short-assed bouncer outside a bar in Helsinki last year that he should give the over-sized coat he was wearing back to his big brother. He then landed one on my chin. I didn't flinch, but sized up the situation and figured that just me against 3 big bouncers and the short-ass wasn't a fair match. Suffice to say, I didn't have a drink in that particular bar that night. And I like to think he did more damage to his hand than to my chin.

    lol too funny
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stardog3.. wrote:

    There was no need for him to scream at me. He should have asked nicely. :lol:


    Leaving doors open = a punch.
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stardog3.. wrote:

    There was no need for him to scream at me. He should have asked nicely. :lol:


    Leaving doors open = a kick in the box.

    :lol:
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  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,541
    :lol::lol:

    You guys are so young you still go to bars that have Bouncers ....
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    josevolution wrote:
    :lol::lol:

    You guys are so young you still go to bars that have Bouncers ....
    we're not all old as dirt....yet
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  • pjfan31
    pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    josevolution wrote:
    :lol::lol:

    You guys are so young you still go to bars that have Bouncers ....


    If bars didn't have bouncers, who would employ all the people who failed to get into the police force?
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    pjfan31 wrote:
    josevolution wrote:
    :lol::lol:

    You guys are so young you still go to bars that have Bouncers ....


    If bars didn't have bouncers, who would employ all the people who failed to get into the police force?


    Concert venues. :lol:
  • mervin50
    mervin50 Posts: 217
    Had a good friend say this to a bouncer: "Is that a beard or a beaver on your face?"
    The bouncer was about 6'5" and 220 lbs of solid muscle. Needless to say the only one laughing was my friend, the giggles where cut short when the bouncer clocked him in the face.
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    chadwick wrote:
    he lifted weights like an animal would.


    you mean he sniffed them?
  • bindy123
    bindy123 Posts: 210
    rollings wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    he lifted weights like an animal would.


    you mean he sniffed them?

    :lol::lol::lol::lol: thats really funny!!!

    maybe he circles around them a few times, cocks his leg and pees on them?
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