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  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    My parents are coming by the house today and I haven't shaved in two weeks.

    I wonder how long it'll take my nagging mother to slap me in the face and tell me to shave. I'm 33 mind you.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    afroannnie wrote:
    :lol::lol:

    I was thinking something more like this...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpmILPAcRQo


    Alright...alright. But I was thinking more like this. I'm the dude and 81's the tall beast. :lol:



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIggh9qr_u8
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    LloydXmas wrote:
    My parents are coming by the house today and I haven't shaved in two weeks.

    I wonder how long it'll take my nagging mother to slap me in the face and tell me to shave. I'm 33 mind you.


    If she's Italian about 2.5 minutes. Trust me on that. :lol:
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    81 wrote:
    i'm taking DS out for a steak dinner and slipping the waiter a 20 to keep the ketchup away from the table.


    fixed :fp:
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    DS1119 wrote:
    LloydXmas wrote:
    My parents are coming by the house today and I haven't shaved in two weeks.

    I wonder how long it'll take my nagging mother to slap me in the face and tell me to shave. I'm 33 mind you.


    If she's Italian about 2.5 minutes. Trust me on that. :lol:
    She's Polish so probably 1.5
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    DS1119 wrote:
    afroannnie wrote:
    :lol::lol:

    I was thinking something more like this...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpmILPAcRQo


    Alright...alright. But I was thinking more like this. I'm the dude and 81's the tall beast. :lol:



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIggh9qr_u8


    :lol::lol: this is going to be one helluva weekend...
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • Heisenberg
    Heisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,958
    Bill Maher is such a douchebag
  • andyzoffhegoes
    andyzoffhegoes Posts: 388
    Next weekend I'm gonna see Ted.
  • mikalina
    mikalina Posts: 7,206
    I have a horrible headache....
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    WIll the Yankees ever get a hit with runners in scoring position again?
  • curlygirly9
    curlygirly9 Vancouver, WA Posts: 1,872
    My apartment is embarrassingly disgusting. I never thought things could get this bad. :?
    Rose Garden Arena - Nov 02, 2000, Key Arena - Oct 22, 2001, Key Arena - Dec 08, 2002, Key Arena - Dec 09, 2002, Clark County Amphitheater - Sep 26, 2009
  • perfectlefts14
    perfectlefts14 Posts: 2,078
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    Tell the captain
    'This boats not safe
    And we're drowning.'
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,388
    perfectlefts14 wrote:
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    add deep fried cereal to the list now.


    Hmm, what about deep fried pedophile?
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    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    mickeyrat wrote:
    Hmm, what about deep fried pedophile?



    Mmmm....
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Catsup
    81 is now off the air

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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    81 wrote:
    Catsup


    Sweet.



    Knooger
  • Go Beavers
    Go Beavers Posts: 9,549
    What's the Chinese person think about when they're sewing our shoes?
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Whatever happened to Bull from Night Court?
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    I wonder if perry ferrell got the name for Lollapallooza from Fred Mertz...
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • Heisenberg
    Heisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,958
    DS1119 wrote:
    Whatever happened to Bull from Night Court?


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    According to imdb, he currently has a film in post-production called "Sorority Party Massacre" that also stars Kevin Sorbo and Ron Jeremy. So it sounds like his career is going well.

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