Loonies!

curlygirly9 · May 2012

Hahahaha! Wtf indeed! Hookers wearing Mets shirts

JOEJOEJOE · May 2012

I used to work at a liquor store, so we'd get our share of loonies!

One night, a fella came in the store, grabbed a few beers, and when it came time to pay, he presented us with a huge rock (the stone type) as payment. In my weird world, I thought it woulda been funny if we took the rock, and then gave him a smaller rock as his change.

Maybe I am the loony!

PJ_Soul · May 2012

curlygirly9 wrote:

Just got home, and no joke, my bus driver was eating pre-sliced cheese from a bag while driving :fp:

Lol! I once saw a woman on the train unpeel an orange and then eat it like an apple, with the juice all running down her arm and dripping the floor.

Definitely a nut case! I couldn't believe it!

curlygirly9 · May 2012

Oh my god, I have many more, but I forgot Crazy George! Several years ago at a Jerry Cantrell show (which was cancelled right in front of my eyes!), my friend and I were waiting in line at the venue and sitting against the wall, and a homeless man holding a sandwich stopped in front of us, insinuated that we were in his territory and threatened us, but first he asked us if we knew who he was; Him: "Do you know who I am?!" Us: (Terrified) "No.." Him: "Well, I'm Crazy George! Say it!" Us (terrified, yet laughing): "Crazy George..." Then, he took a bite of his sandwich, and falling out of his mouth, said he was going to come back and kill us with a bow and arrow, which he acted out with his arms in true charade fashion. :?

I also had a Seinfeld moment with some lady in a conversation that went like this: Her: "Where do you get your hair permed?" Me: "It's not a perm, it's naturally curly." Her: "No, it isn't." Me (perplexed): "Yes, it is." Her: :roll:

JOEJOEJOE wrote:

I used to work at a liquor store, so we'd get our share of loonies!

One night, a fella came in the store, grabbed a few beers, and when it came time to pay, he presented us with a huge rock (the stone type) as payment. In my weird world, I thought it woulda been funny if we took the rock, and then gave him a smaller rock as his change.

Maybe I am the loony!

JOEJOEJOE · May 2012

curlygirly9 wrote:

Oh my god, I have many more, but I forgot Crazy George! Several years ago at a Jerry Cantrell show (which was cancelled right in front of my eyes!), my friend and I were waiting in line at the venue and sitting against the wall, and a homeless man holding a sandwich stopped in front of us, insinuated that we were in his territory and threatened us, but first he asked us if we knew who he was; Him: "Do you know who I am?!" Us: (Terrified) "No.." Him: "Well, I'm Crazy George! Say it!" Us (terrified, yet laughing): "Crazy George..." Then, he took a bite of his sandwich, and falling out of his mouth, said he was going to come back and kill us with a bow and arrow, which he acted out with his arms in true charade fashion. :?

I also had a Seinfeld moment with some lady in a conversation that went like this: Her: "Where do you get your hair permed?" Me: "It's not a perm, it's naturally curly." Her: "No, it isn't." Me (perplexed): "Yes, it is." Her: :roll:

JOEJOEJOE wrote:

I used to work at a liquor store, so we'd get our share of loonies!

One night, a fella came in the store, grabbed a few beers, and when it came time to pay, he presented us with a huge rock (the stone type) as payment. In my weird world, I thought it woulda been funny if we took the rock, and then gave him a smaller rock as his change.

Maybe I am the loony!

I've had many crazy moments as well, but now that I am married, I try to avoid making the moments crazier.....it freaks my wife out whenever I try to stir the pot with other people!

curlygirly9 · May 2012

My favorite looney encounter at work was with a customer who came in, and he was looking for razor blades in the health and beauty/shaving section, and I told him that he wouldn't find them there. He was nice enough, but we bickered back and forth a little, and he's like, "you know, like razor blades! They would be with the shaving kits," and I'm like, "yeah, like straight razors, for a box knife" so I took out my box knife and showed him, and he's like "yeah!" So I told him again where they were, and he says in a quiet voice, "Ok, I'm not gonna lie, they're for cutting coke with.." And I said, "Yeah, you need a straight razor, and they're not in the shaving section!"

LiLiNY81 · May 2012

curlygirly9 wrote:

he says in a quiet voice, "Ok, I'm not gonna lie, they're for cutting coke with.." And I said, "Yeah, you need a straight razor, and they're not in the shaving section!"

I would have yelled really loud "YOU WANT TO USE THIS TO CUT COCAINE????"

Dru_Cortez · May 2012

kdizzle.delio wrote:

i thought this was athread to the appreciation of the great $1 coins we have in Canada, my mistake. i don't really have any crazy stories

Same here;
don't dollar coins rock?
Cheers.

RKCNDY · May 2012

I'm a weirdo/freak magnet too!

Can't think of any right off the top of my head right now, but I will be sure to post a story here when I have a good one.

There's a lot of weirdos on the bus, that's for sure.

Loulou · May 2012

love your story Alex, very funny!
Semaphore, where I live, is known for it's crazy people so I have regular encounters. :? I was at work once and this guy came in shouting, "pepper! sauce!". I presumed he meant Pepper Steak pie with sauce so that's what I asked him. "Pepper! sauce!" he screams again.
I say " Do mean Pepper Pasty?". "PEPPER! SAAAAAUUUUUUUUCE!", he screams really loud this time. So I say to him "I don't know what you mean and if your not going to tell me what you want, I can't get it for you". So he starts calling me all this really disgusting stuff so I told him to get out.
Before I can stop him, he's grabbed someone else's pie and walked out. He gets to the front window and smears it all over the window. :fp:
Just one of the many crazy stories from my work. Also had a lady come in once with her pants zipped down, had no underwear on and you could see EVERYTHING. Shr was singing our National Anthem.

curlygirly9 · May 2012

It sounds like you might be in Australia's Portland :?

JOEJOEJOE · May 2012

Loulou wrote:

love your story Alex, very funny!
Semaphore, where I live, is known for it's crazy people so I have regular encounters. :? I was at work once and this guy came in shouting, "pepper! sauce!". I presumed he meant Pepper Steak pie with sauce so that's what I asked him. "Pepper! sauce!" he screams again.
I say " Do mean Pepper Pasty?". "PEPPER! SAAAAAUUUUUUUUCE!", he screams really loud this time. So I say to him "I don't know what you mean and if your not going to tell me what you want, I can't get it for you". So he starts calling me all this really disgusting stuff so I told him to get out.
Before I can stop him, he's grabbed someone else's pie and walked out. He gets to the front window and smears it all over the window. :fp:
Just one of the many crazy stories from my work. Also had a lady come in once with her pants zipped down, had no underwear on and you could see EVERYTHING. Shr was singing our National Anthem.

I am assuming she was singing the national anthem with her mouth????

curlygirly9 · May 2012

I would like to apologize to all of the Canadians on the board for the misleading thread..I had no idea about the Looney coin, I swear!

Sorry guys..

Dru_Cortez wrote:

kdizzle.delio wrote:

i thought this was athread to the appreciation of the great $1 coins we have in Canada, my mistake. i don't really have any crazy stories

Same here;
don't dollar coins rock?
Cheers.

curlygirly9 · May 2012

JOEJOEJOE wrote:

Loulou wrote:

love your story Alex, very funny!
Semaphore, where I live, is known for it's crazy people so I have regular encounters. :? I was at work once and this guy came in shouting, "pepper! sauce!". I presumed he meant Pepper Steak pie with sauce so that's what I asked him. "Pepper! sauce!" he screams again.
I say " Do mean Pepper Pasty?". "PEPPER! SAAAAAUUUUUUUUCE!", he screams really loud this time. So I say to him "I don't know what you mean and if your not going to tell me what you want, I can't get it for you". So he starts calling me all this really disgusting stuff so I told him to get out.
Before I can stop him, he's grabbed someone else's pie and walked out. He gets to the front window and smears it all over the window. :fp:
Just one of the many crazy stories from my work. Also had a lady come in once with her pants zipped down, had no underwear on and you could see EVERYTHING. Shr was singing our National Anthem.

I am assuming she was singing the national anthem with her mouth????

:nono: :?

JOEJOEJOE · May 2012

curlygirly9 wrote:

JOEJOEJOE wrote:

Loulou wrote:

love your story Alex, very funny!
Semaphore, where I live, is known for it's crazy people so I have regular encounters. :? I was at work once and this guy came in shouting, "pepper! sauce!". I presumed he meant Pepper Steak pie with sauce so that's what I asked him. "Pepper! sauce!" he screams again.
I say " Do mean Pepper Pasty?". "PEPPER! SAAAAAUUUUUUUUCE!", he screams really loud this time. So I say to him "I don't know what you mean and if your not going to tell me what you want, I can't get it for you". So he starts calling me all this really disgusting stuff so I told him to get out.
Before I can stop him, he's grabbed someone else's pie and walked out. He gets to the front window and smears it all over the window. :fp:
Just one of the many crazy stories from my work. Also had a lady come in once with her pants zipped down, had no underwear on and you could see EVERYTHING. Shr was singing our National Anthem.

I am assuming she was singing the national anthem with her mouth????

:nono: :?

:oops:

brianlux · May 2012

I must be in the "attracts loonies" category as well. I was in a store yesterday and suddenly heard this big mynah bird go SQWUAAAK! I turned to look at it and it was this lady standing there with an ice cream cone dripping on the floor and she was staring at me. :shock:

I just kind of crept away quietly.....

curlygirly9 · May 2012

brianlux wrote:

I must be in the "attracts loonies" category as well. I was in a store yesterday and suddenly heard this big mynah bird go SQWUAAAK! I turned to look at it and it was this lady standing there with an ice cream cone dripping on the floor and she was staring at me. :shock:

I just kind of crept away quietly.....

Loulou · May 2012

JOEJOEJOE wrote:

Loulou wrote:

love your story Alex, very funny!
Semaphore, where I live, is known for it's crazy people so I have regular encounters. :? I was at work once and this guy came in shouting, "pepper! sauce!". I presumed he meant Pepper Steak pie with sauce so that's what I asked him. "Pepper! sauce!" he screams again.
I say " Do mean Pepper Pasty?". "PEPPER! SAAAAAUUUUUUUUCE!", he screams really loud this time. So I say to him "I don't know what you mean and if your not going to tell me what you want, I can't get it for you". So he starts calling me all this really disgusting stuff so I told him to get out.
Before I can stop him, he's grabbed someone else's pie and walked out. He gets to the front window and smears it all over the window. :fp:
Just one of the many crazy stories from my work. Also had a lady come in once with her pants zipped down, had no underwear on and you could see EVERYTHING. Shr was singing our National Anthem.

I am assuming she was singing the national anthem with her mouth????

That would be one patriotic vagina.

curlygirly9 · May 2012

:nono:

Loulou · May 2012

brianlux wrote:

I must be in the "attracts loonies" category as well. I was in a store yesterday and suddenly heard this big mynah bird go SQWUAAAK! I turned to look at it and it was this lady standing there with an ice cream cone dripping on the floor and she was staring at me. :shock:

I just kind of crept away quietly.....

Sure Bri.....you took her ice-cream didn't you?

Loonies!

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