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  • Boston Bobby
    Boston Bobby Posts: 9
    This is absolutely hilarious. I've been hearing about this story for years and have met Kenny a couple of times also. As you can see I don't really post on here often or even read it often. Andy, I've got to meet you man. That is some of the funniest shit I have ever read in my life. And we live so close we need to grab some beers.(moderation of course)

    It's funny a bunch of us were chatting about the Boston Puker incident at Alpine last weekend and I was telling them a story that I had puked many many times at Gorge 2 '06 and I had to be helped up the hill by like 3 people since I was lifeless drunk. I remember that back then there was a thread created about me puking at the Gorge and since I don't come on the board often for a brief period of time I thought I was the Boston Puker since I typically where a Red Sox jersey to shows, figuring someone put the Red Sox jersey and the puking together. I remember asking Nixon if I was the Boston Puker and then he introduced me to the one and only Kenny.

    I just read all 37 pages and was crying from laughing so hard.
  • PillowPants
    PillowPants Posts: 4,877
    Boston Bobby wrote:
    This is absolutely hilarious. I've been hearing about this story for years and have met Kenny a couple of times also. As you can see I don't really post on here often or even read it often. Andy, I've got to meet you man. That is some of the funniest shit I have ever read in my life. And we live so close we need to grab some beers.(moderation of course)

    It's funny a bunch of us were chatting about the Boston Puker incident at Alpine last weekend and I was telling them a story that I had puked many many times at Gorge 2 '06 and I had to be helped up the hill by like 3 people since I was lifeless drunk. I remember that back then there was a thread created about me puking at the Gorge and since I don't come on the board often for a brief period of time I thought I was the Boston Puker since I typically where a Red Sox jersey to shows, figuring someone put the Red Sox jersey and the puking together. I remember asking Nixon if I was the Boston Puker and then he introduced me to the one and only Kenny.

    I just read all 37 pages and was crying from laughing so hard.

    it really is a great read

    it's funny how kenny is the legend but really it's andy who made this all happen

    and i don't mean that as a slam on you ken... you're legendary of course ;)
  • U R A Crazy Breed
    U R A Crazy Breed Posts: 8,370
    Let's get it straight....he's not famous...he's infamous....there is a big difference!!
  • PillowPants
    PillowPants Posts: 4,877
    blah blah blah teach
  • ragejoe
    ragejoe Agawam Mass Posts: 1,419
    anyone going to PJ 20 movie premier in Hartford tuesday?
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  • Empty Glass
    Empty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    I've read this numerous times, but never posted as I'm usually shaking so hard from laughing to type. As someone mentioned a few pages back, as soon as I see the thread title I laugh and click.

    Couple of questions.

    1) did part of the floor and / or any puke splattered clothing make it to the PJ museum at Alpine?

    2) did this story make it to the PJ 20 book? (I'm only up to 1994). If not, the story of Pearl Jam is not complete
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  • he.who.forgets
    he.who.forgets Posts: 4,593
    Nice to see this thread on ole page 1. Got a good laugh and helped to kill some time before I get to leave work. Thanks kenny, the comments you made about sharing the story with your daughter are priceless!
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  • kenny olav
    kenny olav Posts: 3,319
    Me at a Lady Gaga show: MY MY MY PUKER FACE MY MY PUKER FACE :sick:
  • PillowPants
    PillowPants Posts: 4,877
    if you puked at gaga you'd probably make the news ;)
  • kenny olav
    kenny olav Posts: 3,319
    PillowPants wrote:
    if you puked at gaga you'd probably make the news ;)

    Then I'd be both famous & infamous.

    Nice work on the puker logo, btw. I'm proud to be such an inspiration to my fellow jammers.
  • joe2468
    joe2468 Posts: 3,049
    PillowPants wrote:
    can't believe Kenny's been immortalized with his own logo at PJ20

    nice work Ken! :mrgreen:

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    HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAH :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    i love reading this thread ... AND WAS IT NOT MENTIONED IN THE MOVIE !!!!
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  • Hugh Freaking Dillon
    Hugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    I love this thread.
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  • Karley
    Karley Posts: 506
    God bless General Admission shows...Imagine not being able to move away from your puke!
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  • UNH1995
    UNH1995 Worcester Posts: 356
    This is simply great. When it pops back up, I get so much joy from it.
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  • Dr. Delight
    Dr. Delight Posts: 11,210
    Cannot believe I have not seen this thread until now after all these years.
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  • vedder_soup
    vedder_soup Posts: 5,861
    UNH1995 wrote:
    This is simply great. When it pops back up, I get so much joy from it.


    whatever kenny had that night sure popped back up! :sick:
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  • kenny olav
    kenny olav Posts: 3,319
    UNH1995 wrote:
    This is simply great. When it pops back up, I get so much joy from it.

    And deservedly so, for you sir are the true legend here.

    BY THE WAY, I've puked at two more shows since. Fortunately for me, there was no one like you to document these events. Both times, too much drinking (or in one case, the unholy combo of wine and beer) actually was the reason for the vomiting, I willingly admit. However, in both cases, I held out until the end of the show, and I don't believe anyone had their night ruined... and I felt so much better afterward. :lol: :oops:
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,662
    marc34 wrote:
    I can almost top that story....Night 1 in Mansfield MA 2003....We were tailgating in the parking lot and my friend had an undercooked burger. All night he was saying his stomach was killing him. When the show let out the porta-johns were lined up....He ended up dropping his pants in the middle of the parking lot and taking a shit right there. I didnt notice this till after he started. There were tons of people around. It was NASTY. Needless to say it wasnt a "clean" move on his part and the 45 minute ride home was unbearable. On another note, a few feet away somebody had done it before him....

    I swear I wanted to kill him
    :shock: :shock: :shock: That is my worst nightmare!!!
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  • locked
    locked Boston Posts: 4,048
    IBTLO!
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  • UNH1995
    UNH1995 Worcester Posts: 356
    6th Anniversary is rapidly approaching.
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