Boston 2 PUKE

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  • hrd2imgnhrd2imgn Posts: 4,898
    edited July 2017
    had a Metallica Puke incident in Chicago.  Some dude puked all over the seats and row, cleared out three rows and half the damn section.  Smelled soooo bad, took the Soldier Field grew 45 minutes to get it cleaned up......awful.  Later that night the guy was drinking again, unreal.  Yes I took a picture too......want to see?

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  • Not sure why, but I was talking about shows with a friend and the Boston Puker came up.  

    I apologize in advance for bringing this thread to the top.  But I remember Ed talking about alcohol related ejections (or erections?) at Fenway 2 in 2016....wonder if this was the same guy?
  • kenny olavkenny olav Posts: 3,319
    Not sure why, but I was talking about shows with a friend and the Boston Puker came up.  

    I apologize in advance for bringing this thread to the top.  But I remember Ed talking about alcohol related ejections (or erections?) at Fenway 2 in 2016....wonder if this was the same guy?
    I was there, but it wasn't me, I swear by the good name of Stone Gossard.
  • kenny olavkenny olav Posts: 3,319
    The Boston Puker is my buddy.
    And we are bandmates in Comet Vomit. 
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  • Foxy MopFoxy Mop Posts: 2,823
    UNH1995 said:
    To that tall dude who puked on the floor section of the Fleet Center, I have some comments:

    1) Were you drunk? You acted really weird.

    2) I admire that you puked, and stayed with the puke until the cleaning crew showed up 30 minutes later.

    3) I admire that you tipped the cleaning guy for cleaning up your massive volume of puke.

    4) Your puke smelled worse that any puke I have ever smelled.

    5) All of the ajax in the world did not do enough to mask that horrible smell.

    6) I have a picture of you and your puke if you need it.

    7) You puked before the show, so people rocked out all night in the ajax/puke soup on the floor beneath their seats.

    In summary, I admire your stones for staying with your puke. Most would have fled the scene and denied any responsibility. While the puke molecules still reside in my nostrils, I have lost most of my nauseaous feelings. Wow. Who just leans over and vomits massive amounts on a concrete floor? Wow.
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  • jefftjefft Posts: 660
    Funny story to add to this thread of barfing.

    When I was 12 my parents took me to see pink floyd.  Well I was a kid and some dude behind me puked all over me.  It was gross to say the least.  The ushers took him out of the stadium and got me cleaned up as best they could.

    This was my first big concert ever.  Looking back I'm sure i have been in that shape at a few shows lol but never barfed on anyone.
  • SJD3232SJD3232 Posts: 2,203
    hands down the best thread of all time.  i come back and re-read this all the time and it never gets old.
  • OceansJennyOceansJenny Posts: 3,394
    Randomly thought of this thread and decided it needed a bump. Long live Boston 2 puke.
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  • Gern BlanstenGern Blansten Posts: 20,275
    hrd2imgn said:
    had a Metallica Puke incident in Chicago.  Some dude puked all over the seats and row, cleared out three rows and half the damn section.  Smelled soooo bad, took the Soldier Field grew 45 minutes to get it cleaned up......awful.  Later that night the guy was drinking again, unreal.  Yes I took a picture too......want to see?

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  • Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 39,025
    As we approach the anniversary of the now infamous May, 2006 Boston show, in the age of Covid-19, I didn’t want to forget to remind everyone of the glory that is this thread. And if you’re feeling sorry for yourself because of a canceled tour or just sick of being stuck inside, you can peruse these very pages, close your eyes and imagine the sounds and your nostrils filling with aromas. Take a deep breath and wonder to yourself, would I rather be there? At the Gaaaaaden, hearing the splatter, the collective moans and smelling the aroma. Be safe everyone.
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  • GibsonGibson Posts: 2,646
    God damn, I missed this thread. 15 years strong.
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  • axellaire8axellaire8 Posts: 235
    This thread makes me laugh so hard every time I read it!!! Same with the drunk guy who talks with the sheep of VS (angry little sheep!)  ;)

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  • hrd2imgnhrd2imgn Posts: 4,898
    edited May 2020
    Gern Blansten

    Ahh looking for that puke photo,  old.phone, not sure.  I had my earplugs in my nostrils it smelled so bad


    you ask and you shall receive- THE METALLICA PUKE INCIDENT 6-18-17

    And no, they would not let us change seats



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  • hrd2imgn said:
    Gern Blansten

    Ahh looking for that puke photo,  old.phone, not sure.  I had my earplugs in my nostrils it smelled so bad


    you ask and you shall receive- THE METALLICA PUKE INCIDENT 6-18-17

    And no, they would not let us change seats



    How did that puke get on the seat six feet away?  Or was the puker walking by spraying puke before unloading on the floor?
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  • hrd2imgn said:
    Gern Blansten

    Ahh looking for that puke photo,  old.phone, not sure.  I had my earplugs in my nostrils it smelled so bad


    you ask and you shall receive- THE METALLICA PUKE INCIDENT 6-18-17

    And no, they would not let us change seats



    How did that puke get on the seat six feet away?  Or was the puker walking by spraying puke before unloading on the floor?
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  • hrd2imgnhrd2imgn Posts: 4,898
    Everyone up to me just left, where I have no idea.  Puker was drinking again within the hour.  Security wouldnt let me relocate, assholes.
  • eddieceddiec Posts: 3,881
    That is some nasty ass puke.
  • hrd2imgnhrd2imgn Posts: 4,898
    Whenever I need a laugh this is where I come.
  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    Just because...was trying to remember thread title and 100 Pacer helped from Vegas call thread.
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  • UNH1995UNH1995 Posts: 356
    We are really, really close to the 16th anniversary.  That's mind-boggling! 16 years!
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  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    Last night, my nine-year-old vomited THREE TIMES in the kitchen trashcan.

    I hope that sonofabitch comes on here an apologizes to me someday. 
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  • HailHailVitalogyHailHailVitalogy Posts: 5,198
    So good to see this bumped
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  • yosiyosi Posts: 3,037
    Can’t believe this thread is still going. 

    Great show. 
    you couldn't swing if you were hangin' from a palm tree in a hurricane

  • vedder_soupvedder_soup Posts: 5,861
    yosi said:
    Can’t believe this thread is still going. 

    Great show. 

    Great Puke!
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  • yosiyosi Posts: 3,037
    yosi said:
    Can’t believe this thread is still going. 

    Great show. 

    Great Puke!

    Best puke!
    you couldn't swing if you were hangin' from a palm tree in a hurricane

  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Posts: 36,982
    edited May 2022
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