Weird Things You Have Found Under Your Sofa Cushions

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  • FrankieJ
    FrankieJ Posts: 602
    my cushions don't come off... :(
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  • samick
    samick Posts: 373
    cutback wrote:
    were you sticky and covered in crumbs? :p


    sounds like that condom
  • CHANGEinWAVES
    CHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    i just looked.....nothing but crumbs:(
    i was hoping for a MAN! ;)
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  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    i have two kids - the lounge in the games room has enough chip packets/paper/rubish in between the cushions to fill the recycling bin ... every day ... :rolleyes:


    and yea, they are boys ...
    impatience is a gift ........
  • stu gee
    stu gee Posts: 1,174
    Money and drugs, nothing that weird.
    People say im paranoid. Well, they dont say it, but i know that's what they are thinking.
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    cutback wrote:
    were you sticky and covered in crumbs? :p

    as a matter of fact i was covered in crumbs and sticky stuff.
    i found stuff..

    speaking of being under a sofa cushion
    does being under a bed count?

    oddly enough...
    one particular evening when i was about 16-17 years old i ate some acid.
    later on into the trip i crawled under my bed as my brother Ryan
    was sitting on his own bed across from mine, he was trippin balls to.
    so we talked back and forth through the evening.
    i under my bed, bro sitting there on his.
    fun times when you're a mattress.
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  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    i found an old mintie.. i opened it and it had started getting holes in it.. :eek: unless someone did that already :confused:
    wah
  • KosmicJelli
    KosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    one child threw hot dog in the cushion I thought they ate it.... I found it 2 weeks later it looked like a slim JIM
  • KosmicJelli
    KosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    Black Diamond wrote:
    I found a set of keys to an apartment I had probably four apts before.

    That's not the weird part. The weird part was I did not own the Sofa when I lived in that apartment. I only have the couch since I moved into the new house.

    Creepy.

    everything has its place ... synchronicity
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    half a carrot covered in multi colored play doh! :eek: left over from last weeks slumber party! :eek:
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  • SoonForgotten2
    SoonForgotten2 Posts: 2,245
    Steve Fossett

    Wasn't worth the trouble though, there wasn't even a wallet stuffed with money on him, so I just tucked him back under there.
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    i found a remote :shock:
    81 is now off the air

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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    81 wrote:
    i found a remote :shock:

    I was thinking maybe you found this thread
  • photogirlliz
    photogirlliz Posts: 2,491
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    i found a remote :shock:

    I was thinking maybe you found this thread
    :lol:
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  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Wow... An oldie but a goodie
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    jimmy hoffa
  • SxDx1982
    SxDx1982 Posts: 124
    A tampon, but lucky for me, it was unused. :mrgreen: (That was actually my friend's sofa)
    I'm still out here waiting
    Watching reruns of my life
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    SxDx1982 wrote:
    A tampon, but lucky for me, it was unused. :mrgreen: (That was actually my friend's sofa)
    :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • RYEzupSF
    RYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    A pair of boxer briefs.
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    norm wrote:
    jimmy hoffa


    So you found Jimmy Hoffa under your sofa and you want to put him in jello? :lol:

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