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Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
edited January 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
I found a set of keys to an apartment I had probably four apts before.

That's not the weird part. The weird part was I did not own the Sofa when I lived in that apartment. I only have the couch since I moved into the new house.

Creepy.
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Black Diamond wrote:
    I found a set of keys to an apartment I had probably four apts before.

    That's not the weird part. The weird part was I did not own the Sofa when I lived in that apartment. I only have the couch since I moved into the new house.

    Creepy.

    I found the keys to Black Diamond's current apartment in my sofa. Bat that one around in your head for a while.
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    petrocspetrocs Posts: 4,342
    a pair of womans underwear...and they werent my current girlfriends at the time
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    Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    dissidentman wrote:
    I found the keys to Black Diamond's current apartment in my sofa. Bat that one around in your head for a while.
    :eek:

    Is that where my wife is going on Thursday Nights. I knew Nieman Marcus closed earlier than 5 AM :D
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    SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    Black Diamond wrote:
    :eek:

    Is that where my wife is going on Thursday Nights. I knew Nieman Marcus closed earlier than 5 AM :D

    :eek: MY ROLE MODEL????!!!!!! :eek:
    oh noooooooooooo.



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    eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    A dead stripper, which is weird, because I swear I left her body in the swamp.
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    catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    Black Diamond wrote:
    I found a set of keys to an apartment I had probably four apts before.

    That's not the weird part. The weird part was I did not own the Sofa when I lived in that apartment. I only have the couch since I moved into the new house.

    Creepy.

    oh shut up!! i lost my house keys months ago and i still cant find them. :D
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    rival.rival. Chicago Posts: 7,776
    a small child.
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    SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    eyedclaar wrote:
    A dead stripper, which is weird, because I swear I left her body in the swamp.

    was she wearing clear platforms??!!
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    eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    SENROCK! wrote:
    was she wearing clear platforms??!!


    Maybe originally, but not when I found her in the sofa. In fact, her feet looked like they had been gnawed on by an alligator.
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    SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Maybe originally, but not when I found her in the sofa. In fact, her feet looked like they had been gnawed on by an alligator.

    oh boy. you hadd some crazy stuff goin on. thats gnarles.
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,315
    this was maybe 10 or 11 years ago. my brother, mike, was in our basement searching for the remote control. he looked high and low and could not locate it. finally he stuck his hands under the cushion of this one chair and felt a real mushy sensation. mike angrily assumed that my youngest brother jeff had left a half eaten banana down there was about to get pissed when he lifted the cushion up to see that it was indeed.......indeed....wait for it...........A DEAD RABBIT! he had just inserted his hands into the intestines of A DEAD RABBIT!!! hahahahaha!!! mike started crying and yelling for my mom. mike was about 16 years old then mind you!

    apparently our old dog had finally succeeded in catching this elusive rabbit that has eluded her for the longest time in our backyard. and she decided to place it neatly underneath the cushion of her favorite chair in the basement. so my brother ended up sticking his hands into my dog's greatest triumpth....A DEAD RABBIT! ewwww!

    top that!
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    Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Maybe originally, but not when I found her in the sofa. In fact, her feet looked like they had been gnawed on by an alligator.

    Always knew you had a foot fetish..sick bastard
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    SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    The Jeagler wrote:
    this was maybe 10 or 11 years ago. my brother, mike, was in our basement searching for the remote control. he looked high and low and could not locate it. finally he stuck his hands under the cushion of this one chair and felt a real mushy sensation. mike angrily assumed that my youngest brother jeff had left a half eaten banana down there was about to get pissed when he lifted the cushion up to see that it was indeed.......indeed....wait for it...........A DEAD RABBIT! he had just inserted his hands into the intestines of A DEAD RABBIT!!! hahahahaha!!! mike started crying and yelling for my mom. mike was about 16 years old then mind you!

    apparently our old dog had finally succeeded in catching this elusive rabbit that has eluded her for the longest time in our backyard. and she decided to place it neatly underneath the cushion of her favorite chair in the basement. so my brother ended up sticking his hands into my dog's greatest triumpth....A DEAD RABBIT! ewwww!

    top that!
    i am not owner of this thread but i say you DEFINITELY win!!!! :eek:




    LOVE the "wait for it" :D
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    dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    eyedclaar wrote:
    A dead stripper, which is weird, because I swear I left her body in the swamp.


    wait wait.. its not ok to get annoyed when someone takes off from work because a pet has died... but its ok to pollute swamps!!!

    i give up ;)


    i found the milkmans underpants... i'm sure the sofa was brand new... weirdness :confused:
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    Indifference71Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,747
    My roommate found a bag of weed in a couch in our apartment about a month ago. That was interesting. Then we smoked it.
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Indifference71 wrote:
    My roommate found a bag of weed in a couch in our apartment about a month ago. That was interesting. Then we smoked it.


    WOW! I'm going to go demand my couch cough up the same thing when I get home.
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    Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Indifference71 wrote:
    My roommate found a bag of weed in a couch in our apartment about a month ago. That was interesting. Then we smoked it.
    How did that go missing in the first place !?!
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    cutback wrote:
    d.b. cooper

    Didn't he die in season 1 of Prison Break?
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
    blackredyellow wrote:
    Did he have any money left?

    a couple quarters and a peanut m&m :(
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    HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    crusted semen in a zip lock bag.

    I was collecting it cos i hear it was good for the face.
    Somehow I lost it...

    ... it supposed to get hard on the face... not in the bag.
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    the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    i found wepons of mass destruction with the letters SH on them.

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    Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    HOOKER wrote:
    crusted semen in a zip lock bag.

    I was collecting it cos i hear it was good for the face.
    Somehow I lost it...

    ... it supposed to get hard on the face... not in the bag.
    :eek:

    Could you heat it up?
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    Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    the wolf wrote:
    i found wepons of mass destruction with the letters SH on them.

    i wonder who the belonged to?
    Stephen Hawking?
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    HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    Black Diamond wrote:
    :eek:

    Could you heat it up?

    Must I add a lil water first?
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