Why Sports Are for Losers

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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    That chick is seriously disturbed.

    It's not only Packers fans though...

    http://youtu.be/di1UAAyOwwA
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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    I really don't care that much about sports. I used to love basketball, and then my beloved Sonics got taken away. Never been a fanatic though. If they lost, they lost, if they won I was happy. Hell, I even worked at Field of Dreams for a year.

    I recently had a 'revelation':

    Why can't a guy just watch the highlights? I mean a 3 hour game condensed down to a 5 minute clip of just highlights...ok, so he wants to watch the entire game, because he likes the build-up to the end, he has to watch the plays, how players make their moves. But then, isn't the game just like foreplay? I mean, there is the build up to the 'happy ending' and in that case, it's a sure thing. C'mon guys, women don't like to deal with 'just the highlights'...we want the 3 hours of 'build up to the happy ending'.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • cowboypjfan
    cowboypjfan Posts: 2,453
    RKCNDY wrote:

    Why can't a guy just watch the highlights? I mean a 3 hour game condensed down to a 5 minute clip of just highlights...ok, so he wants to watch the entire game, because he likes the build-up to the end, he has to watch the plays, how players make their moves. But then, isn't the game just like foreplay? I mean, there is the build up to the 'happy ending' and in that case, it's a sure thing. C'mon guys, women don't like to deal with 'just the highlights'...we want the 3 hours of 'build up to the happy ending'.

    I think you answered your own question. Gotta love the foreplay, as in four quarters of play! ;)
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    RKCNDY wrote:
    I really don't care that much about sports. I used to love basketball, and then my beloved Sonics got taken away. Never been a fanatic though. If they lost, they lost, if they won I was happy. Hell, I even worked at Field of Dreams for a year.

    I recently had a 'revelation':

    Why can't a guy just watch the highlights? I mean a 3 hour game condensed down to a 5 minute clip of just highlights...ok, so he wants to watch the entire game, because he likes the build-up to the end, he has to watch the plays, how players make their moves. But then, isn't the game just like foreplay? I mean, there is the build up to the 'happy ending' and in that case, it's a sure thing. C'mon guys, women don't like to deal with 'just the highlights'...we want the 3 hours of 'build up to the happy ending'.
    well yeah. who doesn't enjoy 3 hr sex? you mean to tell me that some men, a lot or whatever the % is that they enjoy the ending and this is how they perform w/ their lady friends? no wonder they, the men, would rather play video games...they suck in bed so they avoid making nice wonderful long love w/ their lady by watching 3 hours of men in tight pants play football and or gaming
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    crazypjfan wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:

    Why can't a guy just watch the highlights? I mean a 3 hour game condensed down to a 5 minute clip of just highlights...ok, so he wants to watch the entire game, because he likes the build-up to the end, he has to watch the plays, how players make their moves. But then, isn't the game just like foreplay? I mean, there is the build up to the 'happy ending' and in that case, it's a sure thing. C'mon guys, women don't like to deal with 'just the highlights'...we want the 3 hours of 'build up to the happy ending'.

    I think you answered your own question. Gotta love the foreplay, as in four quarters of play! ;)
    when you have a women at home ya don't sit there and watch 3 hrs of anything on the tv. especially if she aint into it. i love discovery channel and history channel. do i watch 3 hrs of it while she is sitting there twitling her thumbs? no. i get after her. then again my sex drive is high and in full.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,237
    They are many fans who like sports and teams who root for only winners....they to me are frauds. I root for the teams from my youth in Beantown but more so for THE WAY they play the game and sport.

    I played just about all of them from hockey, soccer, all the majors to cricket. :D

    I love to see a nice play even from teams I can't stand, seeing a great defensive effort, a great catch or a nice give and go or a nice glove save in hockey. This to me is understood much more if one has played that sport....it's even better seeing this in person. Great article but I don't agree with it at all.

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