The Poop That Took a Pee - Narrated by Morgan Freeman

UpSideDown
UpSideDown Posts: 1,966
edited November 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
Chapter Two.

Douglas had to poop, his butt was all stinky because he had to poop so badly. There was a gross woman named Rebecca who was sunbathing all naked and she was fat. Douglas walked up to her and said, “I need to poop”. “Okay,” Rebecca replied, “I like poop”. Douglas squatted down over the fat sunbathing lady and went poop. The poop sat there on Rebecca’s boobs, looking like a weiner. … “Why are we here?”, Douglas cried as poop came out his weiner in a long thin strip, it was weiner-poop, which is the grossest poop of all. The peepee got on the woman’s leg and she screamed, pooping out her boobs. And so when the pee got mixed with the poop it smelled like a butt. And the poop and the pee lived happily ever after.
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  • 81
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  • rick1zoo2
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    yeah.....um....well, ah,.......hmmmmmm
  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,369
    UpSideDown wrote:
    Chapter Two.

    Douglas had to poop, his butt was all stinky because he had to poop so badly. There was a gross woman named Rebecca who was sunbathing all naked and she was fat. Douglas walked up to her and said, “I need to poop”. “Okay,” Rebecca replied, “I like poop”. Douglas squatted down over the fat sunbathing lady and went poop. The poop sat there on Rebecca’s boobs, looking like a weiner. … “Why are we here?”, Douglas cried as poop came out his weiner in a long thin strip, it was weiner-poop, which is the grossest poop of all. The peepee got on the woman’s leg and she screamed, pooping out her boobs. And so when the pee got mixed with the poop it smelled like a butt. And the poop and the pee lived happily ever after.
    gotta love butters and his writing lol..

    funny south park episode :lol:
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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    UpSideDown wrote:
    Chapter Two.

    Douglas had to poop, his butt was all stinky because he had to poop so badly. There was a gross woman named Rebecca who was sunbathing all naked and she was fat. Douglas walked up to her and said, “I need to poop”. “Okay,” Rebecca replied, “I like poop”. Douglas squatted down over the fat sunbathing lady and went poop. The poop sat there on Rebecca’s boobs, looking like a weiner. … “Why are we here?”, Douglas cried as poop came out his weiner in a long thin strip, it was weiner-poop, which is the grossest poop of all. The peepee got on the woman’s leg and she screamed, pooping out her boobs. And so when the pee got mixed with the poop it smelled like a butt. And the poop and the pee lived happily ever after.
    gotta love butters and his writing lol..

    funny south park episode :lol:


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  • CJMST3K
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    I believe the supporting character, Rebecca, is a very empathetic person.

    This will be on Oprah's recommended list soon. I can feel it.
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  • SatansFuton
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    I'm more a fan of this one though.

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  • gimmesometruth27
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    i think douglas is the tragic figure in that passage. he produced the poop, which then ran off with the pee and living hapilly ever after, leaving douglas to wonder what might have been...
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • catefrances
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    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    i think douglas is the tragic figure in that passage. he produced the poop, which then ran off with the pee and living hapilly ever after, leaving douglas to wonder what might have been...


    you sir... are a scholar. :lol:
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  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,369
    catefrances wrote:
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    i think douglas is the tragic figure in that passage. he produced the poop, which then ran off with the pee and living hapilly ever after, leaving douglas to wonder what might have been...


    you sir... are a scholar. :lol:
    thank you...i always had a knack in literature class lol...perhaps i should write the cliff's notes...
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  • FrankieG
    FrankieG Abingdon MD Posts: 9,100
    definitely one of the best episodes in my book.

    Not only because of the episode, but also because my friend's girlfriend (who is deathly afraid of throwing up and will throw up if she hears someone throwing up) was watching the episode with us. :mrgreen::lol:
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    You're all phonies!!!

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  • catefrances
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    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    i think douglas is the tragic figure in that passage. he produced the poop, which then ran off with the pee and living hapilly ever after, leaving douglas to wonder what might have been...


    you sir... are a scholar. :lol:
    thank you...i always had a knack in literature class lol...perhaps i should write the cliff's notes...


    i think cliff should write his own notes. ;)8-)
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