A so called "massive pearl jam fan"

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  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,946
    are those 20,000 posts in your pocket????

    or are you just happy to see me????
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    are those 20,000 posts in your pocket????

    or are you just happy to see me????

    hehehe
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Danimal
    Danimal Posts: 2,000
    "I'd bang ya but I gotta go listen to some music that I really don't like."

    "Why would you do that?"

    "Eddie listens to it."
    "I don't believe in PJ fans but I believe there is something, not too sure what." - Thoughts_Arrive


  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    'So, hi. There you go, here's your drink. Sorry, there was a long queue.. Did the waiting drive you mad?'

    'What? You were only gone two minutes. I'm fine.'

    'Well, I found you here, even if you are a mess.'

    'Excuse me, what?'

    'Sorry, I'm such a fool, I bet you wish you could take your entrance back.'

    'You're not wrong. I'm outa here. And you can keep your beer.'

    *shrug* 'Absolutely nothing's changed!'
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Fu_Manchu
    Fu_Manchu Posts: 422
    "I can just say that you look really sexy tonight"

    "thanks, you don't look too bad yourself"

    "It's the socks isn't it...I KNEW IT! I bought them from 10c you know, do you want a pair, i can order you some...."
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,946
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    'So, hi. There you go, here's your drink. Sorry, there was a long queue.. Did the waiting drive you mad?'

    'What? You were only gone two minutes. I'm fine.'

    'Well, I found you here, even if you are a mess.'

    'Excuse me, what?'

    'Sorry, I'm such a fool, I bet you wish you could take your entrance back.'

    'You're not wrong. I'm outa here. And you can keep your beer.'

    *shrug* 'Absolutely nothing's changed!'
    thats fucking classic!!!!!!!
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • QuarterToTen
    QuarterToTen Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 3,651
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    'So, hi. There you go, here's your drink. Sorry, there was a long queue.. Did the waiting drive you mad?'

    'What? You were only gone two minutes. I'm fine.'

    'Well, I found you here, even if you are a mess.'

    'Excuse me, what?'

    'Sorry, I'm such a fool, I bet you wish you could take your entrance back.'

    'You're not wrong. I'm outa here. And you can keep your beer.'

    *shrug* 'Absolutely nothing's changed!'

    hahahaha

    geekdom at its finest...well done
    Nice shirt.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    thats fucking classic!!!!!!!

    Thanks :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • patrickredeyes
    patrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    Lets go back to your place or mine. Cause I need to use a computer and buy a poster that goes on sale in 20 mins. heheh
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,946
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Thanks :D
    and you got that in just in time for "post of the year"

    hehehehehe.................

    oh fuck.....

    that was funny..........
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • fanch75
    fanch75 Posts: 3,734
    Let's go out to my car, sniff some glue, and listen to the Molo Sessions
    Do you remember Rock & Roll Radio?
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,946
    pjfan31 wrote:
    I was out on xmas eve at a pub (getting very drunk) and i got introduced to this "massive pearl jam fan." I started talking to her thinkling finally i have met a girl who likes pearl Jam as much as me. So i started talking to her and asked what concerts she had been to and she said "I went to one last year" I said "oh really i went to 2(both in sydeny), if you dont remember what concert it was, do you remember what song they opened with?" "No" she said "Well they played 3 concerts 1st one they opened with release 2nd evolution and 3rd Betterman" "I don't know" she said

    I then said "what albums do u have?" she said 'Ten' I said "is that all? arent u supposed to be a big fan?" She said very sarcastically "I'm a big fan, your an obbsessed fan"

    I wouldnt call myself obbsessed, im a massive fan, but i wouldn't classify her as a big fan. She also said "that dude has a cool voice" After that i said I'm going to the bar and did not return.
    so in the end you were....

    "standing like a statue....
    a chin of stone....
    a BRAIN of clay????"

    hehehehehehehehehehehehe...........
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Danimal
    Danimal Posts: 2,000
    Girl: "Let's go back to my place and bang"

    (Guy dumps drink over girl's head)

    Guy: "i'm into much harder shit... i actually like to SHIT on little girls' heads.."
    "I don't believe in PJ fans but I believe there is something, not too sure what." - Thoughts_Arrive


  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,946
    Danimal wrote:
    Girl: "Let's go back to my place and bang"

    (Guy dumps drink over girl's head)

    Guy: "i'm into much harder shit... i actually like to SHIT on little girls' heads.."
    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.......................
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,946
    pjfan31 wrote:
    I was out on xmas eve at a pub (getting very drunk) and i got introduced to this "massive pearl jam fan." I started talking to her thinkling finally i have met a girl who likes pearl Jam as much as me. So i started talking to her and asked what concerts she had been to and she said "I went to one last year" I said "oh really i went to 2(both in sydeny), if you dont remember what concert it was, do you remember what song they opened with?" "No" she said "Well they played 3 concerts 1st one they opened with release 2nd evolution and 3rd Betterman" "I don't know" she said

    I then said "what albums do u have?" she said 'Ten' I said "is that all? arent u supposed to be a big fan?" She said very sarcastically "I'm a big fan, your an obbsessed fan"

    I wouldnt call myself obbsessed, im a massive fan, but i wouldn't classify her as a big fan. She also said "that dude has a cool voice" After that i said I'm going to the bar and did not return.
    so you went home by yourself and reenked your roink?????
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    'So, you seem real interesting. Tell me, enough with the superficial crap, who are you? Forget your hobbies, tell me about your feelings. What do you stand for? What makes you tick, gets your bloody boiling. Politics? Art? Religion?'

    'A Moving Train.'

    'What?'

    'You're in the wrong forum.. you want A Moving Train.'
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • QuarterToTen
    QuarterToTen Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 3,651
    'wanna come over to my mom's basement and i'll show you my mammasan trilogy?'
    Nice shirt.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    QuarterToTen wrote:
    'wanna come over to my mom's basement and i'll show you my mammasan trilogy?'

    hahahahaha dude that's really scary.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • chromiam
    chromiam Posts: 4,114
    I saw Walk Hard for the 8th time this weekend. And since the theater was empty, I asked the guy if he could just show Ed's part over and over for an hour. It was sooo cool that they did it, I almost soiled my hemp pants.
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  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,821
    sexysurfergirl wrote:
    Well said.

    aw thanks.

    f this subject the ?? should be are you hot ....
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....

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