LMAO
Is anyone checking out the olympic flame landing in Aus??? They are showing it on Sunrise and at the bottom of the screen its got "Flame Cam" bahahaha!!!!
"....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you, too."
"....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
Neil Finn's going back into the studio to record a new album and it looks as though his friends from "7 Worlds Collide" (Ed, Johnny Marr, Ed O'Brien etc) will be collaborating with him on the album
Neil Finn's going back into the studio to record a new album and it looks as though his friends from "7 Worlds Collide" (Ed, Johnny Marr, Ed O'Brien etc) will be collaborating with him on the album
Eddie was mentioned in last week's issue of Womans Day.
STILL raining in Sydney! :eek:
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shite! i got this weeks issue but not LAST weeks...what did it say??
Nothing much... Just a paragraph about how Sean Penn and his wife are not getting a divorce any more because they were seen at an Eddie Vedder concert in San Francisco last week and Sean got on stage and asked Eddie to sing a song to wish Robyn a happy 42nd birthday.
Yawn. :rolleyes:
Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006; Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024
Don't worry. I usually just ignore him when he's like this.
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Friday Morning at 10:10.......
Gotta make sure there arent any Anzac marches on the way to delay us getting to the airport on time.....
Just cleaning all the sand and sticky cordial out of my back pack....
Gunna start packing.....well the chocolate stash that is....hehehe
Just watching All of my Life from Slane Castle...:)
Good to see you've got your priorities right What more do you need?
I bet you're getting excited!
I did get a photo of the merch stand for you, but the satnd was so big, it only shows half of the merchandise :eek: I'll send it to you on MSN when you're on. I'll take pics of the shirts Glenn and I bought later and show you.
Not interested in Facebook AT ALL, Sarah.....looks as bad as Myspace :rolleyes:
meh, its all good mate! I only have a profile on there coz i like to find as many friends as I can...just to look good Half the peeps on there i have never met, in saying that, I dont think you need to MEET a fellow jammer to be friends with them
"....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
I have that here...don't need anything else. Anyone I want to keep in touch with is here
:cool: that is true! and please...call me Sairs...absolutley EVERYONE does in my friends/family and even my Mum!! My hubby just calls me bitchwoman but you can all call me Sairs coz otherwise I feel like im in trouble :eek:
"....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
:cool: that is true! and please...call me Sairs...absolutley EVERYONE does in my friends/family and even my Mum!! My hubby just calls me bitchwoman but you can all call me Sairs coz otherwise I feel like im in trouble :eek:
No worries, Sairs If you're in trouble, I'll call you by your first name AND surname hehe
As for your hubby - I hope you have an equally horrible name for him!!
Lunch?? wow you're early......or is the shit gonna take a while?
I've got work to do, so will prolly be back here later. Ciao for now people.
LOL i realise how it mustve sounded, but no im not going to do a shit literally, just piss fart around
Lunch is always at this time, then I can put Echo to bed for her nap
See ya soon x
"....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
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Fuckbook hey?
no that sounds like a site i would like to join.
No seriously...im not on Fuckbook
Is anyone checking out the olympic flame landing in Aus??? They are showing it on Sunrise and at the bottom of the screen its got "Flame Cam" bahahaha!!!!
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you, too."
http://www.myspace.com/jacksonunited
U going to the Brissy show Fishy??
Foos?
no
Jackson United?
no
Ticekts for JU are only about $25......
Brissy show is at Rossies Tavern
I'd be happier with my $25
at least it's not another crowded house album
Or another Finn Brothers album
That's better then the last Crowdies album.
Eddie was mentioned in last week's issue of Womans Day.
STILL raining in Sydney! :eek:
No, thank fuck
my subscription must have expired, cause i didn't get sent one
Good, hope you fuckers drown.
Nothing much... Just a paragraph about how Sean Penn and his wife are not getting a divorce any more because they were seen at an Eddie Vedder concert in San Francisco last week and Sean got on stage and asked Eddie to sing a song to wish Robyn a happy 42nd birthday.
Yawn. :rolleyes:
Don't worry. I usually just ignore him when he's like this.
nice article, Rob....I would have paid $500 to attend that!!! and great news about Neil Finn!!!
Not interested in Facebook AT ALL, Sarah.....looks as bad as Myspace :rolleyes:
What are you doing home, Glenn? You're not sick, cuz ya seem as grumpy as usual
Suz....when do you and Carly fly...tomorrow or Friday??
Morning, EDIT: it's afternoon here silly.
weather is fine here. Glenn is working. Glenn is grumpy cause Zara decided to wake up at 4.30am and not go back to bed. :mad:
Awwwwww :( Ya gotta love it.....if the kids awake - EVERYONE should be awake :rolleyes: little treasure
Curl up and have a snooze somewhere
Friday Morning at 10:10.......
Gotta make sure there arent any Anzac marches on the way to delay us getting to the airport on time.....
Just cleaning all the sand and sticky cordial out of my back pack....
Gunna start packing.....well the chocolate stash that is....hehehe
Just watching All of my Life from Slane Castle...:)
I bet you're getting excited!
I did get a photo of the merch stand for you, but the satnd was so big, it only shows half of the merchandise :eek: I'll send it to you on MSN when you're on. I'll take pics of the shirts Glenn and I bought later and show you.
I have that here...don't need anything else. Anyone I want to keep in touch with is here
As for your hubby - I hope you have an equally horrible name for him!!
I've got work to do, so will prolly be back here later. Ciao for now people.
Lunch is always at this time, then I can put Echo to bed for her nap
See ya soon x