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  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Indigo Girls Cavstarr is the sexiest 7th grader alive!! and if daddy wasn't so hooked on blow and strippers, I could teach him a thing or two about fighting.. Just tell him that daddy and his 4th wife Candy love him very much and I cant wait to show him my empty Jack Daniels bottle collection.. And I will be out of prison soon..
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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  • RYEzupSF
    RYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Blow and strippers sounds like Mommy's night last night. Thank goodness Indigo Girls Cavstarr is such a responsible young man. He wants me to be sure and thank Candy for all the sudafed and paint thinner she sent him. Indigo is really forward to seeing Daddy without chainlink in between you.
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  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Yeah, sorry about that.. we had to re-locate the meth lab.. Candy's pimp is getting a lot of heat from the Detroit police dept. lately.. But he is a good man, as he is helping me with my up coming parole hearing.. I heard he has someone's daughter locked up in a basement near 7 mile. A true friend..
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • RYEzupSF
    RYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Thank goodness for good friends. Hey Daddy Cav, , see if you can get basement girl's number for your son. Indigo is working on his black book and a number gifted by his daddy on the day of his release would really mean a lot to the boy. Boost his confidence. He is entering that awkward stage and could really use a man in his life. I mean, besides the ones that entertain his mommy after jeopardy and the powerball.
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    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Oh for sure.. if she lives.. I am tired of him getting pissed at me for giving him dead hostages phone numbers.. It just doesn't reflect well on me.. I mean, I am a good father, and he deserves live hostage digits.. tell him that i will be out soon, and that guy mommy has coming around will soon get a lesson in swimming...
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • RYEzupSF
    RYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    well if she doesn't make it, just be sure to bring him a something. A GI Joe, and nice magazine- something along the lines of Barely Legal- we don't need him cougar hunting again. I wish you wouldn't have taught him that so young. He just wants to be like his daddy so much. But its not cool hitting on mommy's friends. especially during grown up time. and I'll be sure to give D'Angelo, Stryper and Jack Johnson a heads up. None are good swimmers.
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    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    1.) I miss you
    2.) I miss Cleveland
    3.) I miss that juke box
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • RYEzupSF
    RYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    1) me too
    2) I don't particularly miss Cleveland. But I miss that Cleveland. ;)
    3) best. juke box. ever.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • clashman
    clashman Posts: 320
    1) you two guys are funny
    2) look for a hotel
    3) have fun :-)
  • RYEzupSF
    RYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    1) thanks
    2) I only go to hotels with vibrating circular beds that spin and alien themes
    3) I guess that is more motel than hotel
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    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    1.) hotel or motel, the bed always spins
    2.) my guitar gently weeps
    3.) I am better looking in low light and after several black russians
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • RYEzupSF
    RYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    1) usually I'm the one spinning.
    2) i don't have a guitar, but i weep. aggressively at times.
    3) I prefer white russians

    good night!
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    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    1. This thread has taken a turn for the weird
    2. I don't believe for a second that Cavstarr has dead sexy shoes
    3. I never, ever make contact with the seat when utilizing public toilet facilites
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  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    unlost dogs wrote:
    1. This thread has taken a turn for the weird
    2. I don't believe for a second that Cavstarr has dead sexy shoes
    3. I never, ever make contact with the seat when utilizing public toilet facilites
    well, believe it.. I have both dead sexy and boogie shoes
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • clashman
    clashman Posts: 320
    1) dont try any stunts while on acid
    2) IF you try any stunts on acid please wear sexy shoes
    3) dont shit where you eat
  • ShimmyMommy
    ShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    1) Cavstarr and RYE are freakin' hilarious :lol:
    2) clashman is right...don't shit where you eat :thumbup:
    3) unlost dogs, I hover also :oops:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • Gibson72
    Gibson72 Posts: 1,245
    1) I am now in Winnipeg.
    2) I am flying home tomorrow :D
    3) I will listen to a boot on the plane right home--probably MSG2.
    Gibson1972
  • pinkbutterfly
    pinkbutterfly Posts: 1,391
    I love greeting cards. I could spend hours in a Hallmark store.

    Presently, I am self-employed. Before that, I was an assistant manager at Bloomingdale's.

    Years ago, I jumped on stage, kissed James Taylor and got his autograph on the cover of Rolling Stone.
    My last message to you ~

    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
  • blenderman69
    blenderman69 philly Posts: 2,104
    1. i'm good enough
    2. i'm smart enough
    3. dammit people like me :lol:
  • Chip McFlennigan
    Chip McFlennigan Posts: 1,162
    1. I like Blenderman. Dude's pretty good, and pretty smart.
    2. I want poutine.
    3. Buzzed at 4:15 PM. 8-)
    I knew it all along, see?

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