Office fridge etiquette

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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    VoidOfMan wrote:
    norm wrote:
    i'm sure you do...a hint...the actor that said the first line is dead :think:

    Is that the same movie where one actor asked, "did you eat paint chips as a kid?"


    did i hear a niner in there? were you calling from a walkie talkie? :P
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  • Hugh Freaking Dillon
    Hugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    unlost dogs wrote:
    If you get any pushback, just come in with one of these and cram it in there.

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    might look weird carting that thing on the bus, but I like the idea nontheless. :lol:
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  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    81 wrote:
    VoidOfMan wrote:
    norm wrote:
    i'm sure you do...a hint...the actor that said the first line is dead :think:

    Is that the same movie where one actor asked, "did you eat paint chips as a kid?"


    did i hear a niner in there? were you calling from a walkie talkie? :P

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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    if i wanted a kiss, i would have asked your mother
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  • Staggering Genius
    Staggering Genius Posts: 169
    unlost dogs wrote:
    If you get any pushback, just come in with one of these and cram it in there.

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    :lol: I've laughed for like two minutes over this.
    Well, fuckers, he still stands.
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    The other alternative is Limburger. A lot of it.

    Or a smelt sandwich.
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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,381
    unlost dogs wrote:
    The other alternative is Limburger. A lot of it.

    Or a smelt sandwich.

    No thank you.
  • Hugh Freaking Dillon
    Hugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    I am in state of complete shock. Yogurt Queen came back to work today. Nary a word was said. The yogurt supply decreased by 3 tubs. Yogurt Queen was normal to me all day.

    I don't understand. My email....actually......worked....???
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  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Impossible. I'd check your sandwich thoroughly before consuming.
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  • Hugh Freaking Dillon
    Hugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Impossible. I'd check your sandwich thoroughly before consuming.

    that's hilarious, as that's exactly what I brought for lunch today!
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  • pinkbutterfly
    pinkbutterfly Posts: 1,391
    Staggering Genius wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    If you get any pushback, just come in with one of these and cram it in there.

    Butterball_Frozen_Turkey.gif.jpg
    :lol: I've laughed for like two minutes over this.


    Too funny! :lol:
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  • know1
    know1 Posts: 6,801
    The best etiquette is not to put anything in the fridge at all....or throw anything in the kitchen trash can.

    If I have anything that I think might remotely smell later, I take it outside and throw it away in a dumpster or outside trash can.
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  • markymark550
    markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,237
    Paul David wrote:
    I am in state of complete shock. Yogurt Queen came back to work today. Nary a word was said. The yogurt supply decreased by 3 tubs. Yogurt Queen was normal to me all day.

    I don't understand. My email....actually......worked....???
    Awesome...

    ...just be careful, because you know Yogurt Queen is catalogging this for future use.
  • threefish10
    threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    Should have just done this

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