The Philly f*ck Count

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  • loadedgun
    loadedgun Indiana Posts: 1,401
    Fuck the Fuckin Phillies.
    Midwest. Indy/Lafayette.
  • pjradio
    pjradio Posts: 6,704
    D I L L I G A F
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  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    mavi wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    IBFTL

    more like IBTFL.. or are you gonna f*ck the lock? :lol:


    Good Lookin Out :lol:
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,748
    ρε δε γαμιεσται λεω εγω... :D
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    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
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  • phungi
    phungi Posts: 641
    OGT92 wrote:
    Your math on total fucks is off. You have an average of 1.58 fucks per song, but if there are 142 total songs, and only 90 fucks than my guess is it's 0.58 per song. There would have to be 142 fucks to average 1 per song. Just my 2 fucking cents!

    edit: It's actually 0.63. I see your mistake, you did 142 divided by 90, when you should have done 90 divided by 142.
    my stats are correct... it reads "a fuck every 1.58 song"... however, I edited the OP to include:

    Philly Average:
    “Fucks-added”: 1 “fuck” added every 1.98 songs (133 songs/67 “fucks”), or about "half a fuck" per song (0.5037)

    “Total Fucks”: 1 “fuck" every 1.58 songs (142 songs/90 “fucks”), or about "two-thirds a fuck" per song (0.6338)
    Waves4to6ft wrote:
    Fuck!
    What fucking career do you fucking have Bc I fucking want it!
    Ps. Love your user name, I'm from AC and we should fucking pool our resources sometime;)
    Ironically, I am a (fucking) academic who does a lot of (fucking) statistics... and, what can I say, I'm a fun guy...
    37 PJ Shows, 3 EV Shows, 1134 Total Songs, 24 Different Openers, 9 Different Closers, 252 Unique Songs (never enough)
  • Empty Glass
    Empty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    "my love for you is like a truck Berzerker /
    would you like to make some fuck Berzerker"
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

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  • curmudgeoness
    curmudgeoness Brigadoon, foodie capital Posts: 4,131
    Empty Glass wrote:
    "my love for you is like a truck Berzerker /
    would you like to make some fuck Berzerker"

    :lol:

    But, more to the point when listening to Philly boots with kids in the car: How did I forget about the exchange between Ed and Mike at Philly 4?!?! :o I mean, my ten-year-old was sitting with me at the show, but somehow I forgot all about Kiss and Gene Simmons and Ed's mom and Mike's mom until the four of us were in the car one day, listening to the Philly 4 boot. :oops:
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  • OGT92
    OGT92 Posts: 1,588
    phungi wrote:
    my stats are correct...

    Ah, okay I thought you were going for how many fucks per song not how many songs on average between the fucks. Makes sense now. Carry on. Nothing to see here.
    "I read about the evils of drinking, so I gave up reading." - Henry Youngman
  • phungi
    phungi Posts: 641
    curmudgeoness wrote:
    But, more to the point when listening to Philly boots with kids in the car: How did I forget about the exchange between Ed and Mike at Philly 4?!?! :o I mean, my ten-year-old was sitting with me at the show, but somehow I forgot all about Kiss and Gene Simmons and Ed's mom and Mike's mom until the four of us were in the car one day, listening to the Philly 4 boot. :oops:
    That's the highest FPS*, coming in at a 10-count

    *Fuck Per Song
    37 PJ Shows, 3 EV Shows, 1134 Total Songs, 24 Different Openers, 9 Different Closers, 252 Unique Songs (never enough)
  • tremors
    tremors Posts: 8,051
    Never thought of statistics as anything either funny or useful, but now I know! Good to have the stattos working such things out
    Cancel my subscription to the Ressurection
    Send my credentials to the house of detention

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  • SVRDhand13
    SVRDhand13 Posts: 27,024
    This thread is insane! :lol:
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    how the fuck did i miss this thread...good fuckin job. :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 32,335
    Just glad it's fucking friday and yeah fuck phillies ... :P
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • phungi
    phungi Posts: 641
    looking forward to revising the fuck count, and perhaps getting a "fuck you" from Ed...
    37 PJ Shows, 3 EV Shows, 1134 Total Songs, 24 Different Openers, 9 Different Closers, 252 Unique Songs (never enough)
  • Waves4to6ft
    Waves4to6ft Jerz Posts: 108
    My daughter went last night and Eddie prob said FUCK about 10 times....
    Just an update if anyone gives a fuck.
    If I don't see you no more in this world, I'll meet you on the next one...
  • fuck
    fuck Posts: 4,069
    This is my kinda thread.
  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    Adjective-noun-verb combo is the best. Dubbed the triple crown by fuckologists, its use is seldom, but very effective for clearly demonstrating to those around you what you are trying to say.

    I had a colleague check out his hockey pool statistics and he bemoaned his luck emphasizing- with the triple crown- at one point, "This fuckin' fucker's fucked!"
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • curmudgeoness
    curmudgeoness Brigadoon, foodie capital Posts: 4,131
    Thirty Bills Unpaid wrote:
    Adjective-noun-verb combo is the best. Dubbed the triple crown by fuckologists, its use is seldom, but very effective for clearly demonstrating to those around you what you are trying to say.

    I had a colleague check out his hockey pool statistics and he bemoaned his luck emphasizing- with the triple crown- at one point, "This fuckin' fucker's fucked!"


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6vgiwLZk8Y

    :lol:
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  • Abe Froman
    Abe Froman Posts: 5,399
    You guys all need to watch your fucking language.
  • pjhawks
    pjhawks Posts: 13,101
    this thread needs updating for the 2013 and 2016 Philly shows. 

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