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The Philly f*ck Count

phungiphungi Posts: 641
edited October 2013 in The Porch
While listening to the Philly boots in the car last week, my son said “they curse a lot” so I started counting how many times the word “fuck” came up during the shows.

I counted the number of times word “fuck” is added to songs (e.g., I Got Id, Present Tense) or appears in banter between songs… I counted these separately from songs that have the word “fuck” in the lyrics (e.g., Jeremy, Leash, Save You, Given to Fly, Lukin). When a “fuck” came up during between-song banter, I used the track from the CD to identify what song it occurred during. If there was a “fuck” in the lyrics as well as one added, they were counted separately.

Summary:
Night 1: 10 “fucks” (plus 7: Leash-5, Why Go, RVM)
Night 2: 11 “fucks” (plus 11: Save You-7, GTF, Lukin-2, Porch)
Night 3: 16 “fucks” (plus 2: GTF, RVM; Note; omitted "fuck" during Jeremy, audience sang it)
Night 4: 30 “fucks” (plus 3: Why Go, Rats, Porch; Note: omitted "fuck" during Jeremy, audience sang it)

To calculate an average, I added up the number of songs (including encore breaks) and divided by all the “fucks” (both incidental, and including within lyrics). Some songs with "fuck" in the lyrics had to be counted as "fuck-added" songs because "fucks" appeared twice (e.g., Lukin, Night 2).

Mind you, this was not fucking easy!

Philly Average:
“Fucks-added”: 1 “fuck” added every 1.98 songs (133 songs/67 “fucks”), or about "half a fuck" per song (0.5037)

“Total Fucks”: 1 “fuck" every 1.58 songs (142 songs/90 “fucks”), or about "two-thirds a fuck" per song (0.6338)

I have begun a NYC fuck count, but,based on preliminary numbers,I am confident these numbers stand up to any multi-night stand in any other city in PearlJam history, confirming that Philly (fucking) rocks...

Details:

Night 1:
“Fucks” added to songs or between-song banter: Corduroy, Faithful, Not for You, Encore 1, SOLAT (4), Encore 2
“Fucks” written into lyrics: Leash (5), Why Go, RVM

Night 2:
“Fucks” added to songs or between-song banter: WWS (2), Gone, Wishlist, Given to Fly, Lukin, Push Me Pull Me, Blood (2), Betterman (2)
“Fucks” written into lyrics: Given to Fly, Lukin (2), Save You (7), Porch

Night 3:
“Fucks” added to songs or between-song banter: The Fixer (3), In My Tree, Untitled, MFC, Hold On, In Hiding (2), Cropduster, Off He Goes (2), Force of Nature, Present Tense, Encore Break 1, Encore Break 2
“Fucks” written into lyrics: Given to Fly, RVM

Night 4:
“Fucks” added to songs or between-song banter: Severed Hand (3), The Fixer, Pilate, Daughter (10), Rats, I Got Id, Glorified G (2), Black, Low Light (4), Whip It (3), Satan’s Bed, Sweet Lou, Alive
“Fucks” written into lyrics: Why Go, Rats, Porch
37 PJ Shows, 3 EV Shows, 1134 Total Songs, 24 Different Openers, 9 Different Closers, 252 Unique Songs (never enough)
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  • mdgsolomdgsolo Posts: 796
    Good science. But the Gorge was way fucking better...
  • OGT92OGT92 Posts: 1,588
    Your math on total fucks is off. You have an average of 1.58 fucks per song, but if there are 142 total songs, and only 90 fucks than my guess is it's 0.58 per song. There would have to be 142 fucks to average 1 per song. Just my 2 fucking cents!

    edit: It's actually 0.63. I see your mistake, you did 142 divided by 90, when you should have done 90 divided by 142.
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  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    OGT92 wrote:
    Your math on total fucks is off. You have an average of 1.58 fucks per song, but if there are 142 total songs, and only 90 fucks than my guess is it's 0.58 per song. There would have to be 142 fucks to average 1 per song. Just my 2 fucking cents!

    edit: It's actually 0.63. I see your mistake, you did 142 divided by 90, when you should have done 90 divided by 142.

    yeah, the average guy can perform about 1.58 times per song....wait what's this thread about?
    I've met Rob

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  • pjsycopjsyco Posts: 646
    Fuckin' A Dude
  • morellomorello Posts: 6,212
    I thought this was going to be about how many people hooked up/scored at/after the Philly shows!! ;)

    You obviously have way too much time on your hands ;) but kinda cool/funny/interesting. :D
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  • Given2Fly-FishGiven2Fly-Fish Posts: 825
    That thread title is too fucking funny.

    At first I thought that you were referring to all of the fucking fucks from Philly who attended the shows!!!

    :lol:
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    IBFTL
  • G ForceG Force Posts: 1,393
    I like this fuckin thread.
  • ONCE DEVIDEDONCE DEVIDED Posts: 1,131
    Hey man do you need to be so vulgar
    seems pretty fucked up you fuckin fuckers
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  • SomethingCreativeSomethingCreative Posts: 3,371
    mdgsolo wrote:
    Good science. But the Gorge was way fucking better...
    :D word.
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  • mavimavi Posts: 941
    BinauralJam wrote:
    IBFTL

    more like IBTFL.. or are you gonna f*ck the lock? :lol:
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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
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  • arqarq Posts: 8,012
    G Force wrote:
    I like this fuckin thread.

    Who the fuck are you?!? ;)
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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    :wtf:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
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  • Waves4to6ftWaves4to6ft Posts: 108
    Fuck!
    What fucking career do you fucking have Bc I fucking want it!
    Ps. Love your user name, I'm from AC and we should fucking pool our resources sometime;)
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  • NHidingNHiding Posts: 1,899
    it's phuckin' philly...whadya expect?
  • -decodified--decodified- Posts: 2,686
    who the fuck counts fuck in a fucking rock concert??? ;)

    In Before Somebody Lock the Fucking Thread :wtf:
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2LZrmIxCCw
  • EvenstevenEvensteven Posts: 869
    This makes me feel like watching The Big Lebowski, meeky feekies.
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Evensteven wrote:
    This makes me feel like watching The Big Lebowski, meeky feekies.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU2ZgaQ_H-Y
  • loadedgunloadedgun Indiana Posts: 1,389
    Fuck the Fuckin Phillies.
    Midwest. Indy/Lafayette.
  • pjradiopjradio Posts: 6,704
    D I L L I G A F
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    mavi wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    IBFTL

    more like IBTFL.. or are you gonna f*ck the lock? :lol:


    Good Lookin Out :lol:
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    ρε δε γαμιεσται λεω εγω... :D
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • phungiphungi Posts: 641
    OGT92 wrote:
    Your math on total fucks is off. You have an average of 1.58 fucks per song, but if there are 142 total songs, and only 90 fucks than my guess is it's 0.58 per song. There would have to be 142 fucks to average 1 per song. Just my 2 fucking cents!

    edit: It's actually 0.63. I see your mistake, you did 142 divided by 90, when you should have done 90 divided by 142.
    my stats are correct... it reads "a fuck every 1.58 song"... however, I edited the OP to include:

    Philly Average:
    “Fucks-added”: 1 “fuck” added every 1.98 songs (133 songs/67 “fucks”), or about "half a fuck" per song (0.5037)

    “Total Fucks”: 1 “fuck" every 1.58 songs (142 songs/90 “fucks”), or about "two-thirds a fuck" per song (0.6338)
    Waves4to6ft wrote:
    Fuck!
    What fucking career do you fucking have Bc I fucking want it!
    Ps. Love your user name, I'm from AC and we should fucking pool our resources sometime;)
    Ironically, I am a (fucking) academic who does a lot of (fucking) statistics... and, what can I say, I'm a fun guy...
    37 PJ Shows, 3 EV Shows, 1134 Total Songs, 24 Different Openers, 9 Different Closers, 252 Unique Songs (never enough)
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    "my love for you is like a truck Berzerker /
    would you like to make some fuck Berzerker"
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

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  • curmudgeonesscurmudgeoness Posts: 3,986
    Empty Glass wrote:
    "my love for you is like a truck Berzerker /
    would you like to make some fuck Berzerker"

    :lol:

    But, more to the point when listening to Philly boots with kids in the car: How did I forget about the exchange between Ed and Mike at Philly 4?!?! :o I mean, my ten-year-old was sitting with me at the show, but somehow I forgot all about Kiss and Gene Simmons and Ed's mom and Mike's mom until the four of us were in the car one day, listening to the Philly 4 boot. :oops:
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  • OGT92OGT92 Posts: 1,588
    phungi wrote:
    my stats are correct...

    Ah, okay I thought you were going for how many fucks per song not how many songs on average between the fucks. Makes sense now. Carry on. Nothing to see here.
    "I read about the evils of drinking, so I gave up reading." - Henry Youngman
  • phungiphungi Posts: 641
    curmudgeoness wrote:
    But, more to the point when listening to Philly boots with kids in the car: How did I forget about the exchange between Ed and Mike at Philly 4?!?! :o I mean, my ten-year-old was sitting with me at the show, but somehow I forgot all about Kiss and Gene Simmons and Ed's mom and Mike's mom until the four of us were in the car one day, listening to the Philly 4 boot. :oops:
    That's the highest FPS*, coming in at a 10-count

    *Fuck Per Song
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  • tremorstremors Posts: 8,051
    Never thought of statistics as anything either funny or useful, but now I know! Good to have the stattos working such things out
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