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  • Nothingman54
    Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    Deep fried snickers bar
    I'll be back
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    How can I get out of here... It is a beautiful day the beach is calling my name. And my boss is screaming from the other room. Maybe she won't notice if I just disappear. Or maybe I am having an emergency.

    I'd suggest working up a sweat somehow, then going to her office and explaining that you've eaten something that doesn't agree with you and you really need to go home and have the privacy of your own bathroom. Make sure you look distressed and crampy.

    Bet there will be no questions asked. Especially if you all share a bathroom...

    Thanks for the tip! You would think that would work, but she is a fucking crazy bitch. I once got food poisoning and was throwing up at work, in a trash can at my desk, and she was disgusted. Not by the fact that I was throwing up, but by the fact that I was going home. Last week my co-worker cut his finger and needed stitches. I took him to the ER, she was pissed because she thought he should have taken the bus. ...This is going to take some thinking.

    Try passing excessive amounts of flatus in her immediate vicinity.
    (Also... you were vomiting into the trash can at your desk? My God, do you work in Eyed's acid mines?!?)
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • Green Circle
    Green Circle Posts: 5,192
    Same as before...Just trying to keep my eyes open
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    hmmmm, should I get my hair done today...or tomorrow....?
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • RYEzupSF
    RYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Why do my all of my Male to Female clients always want to show me their boobs? Just saw my third pair in 2 days.
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  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    I am sam would be a better marketor than our entire team!
  • StillHere
    StillHere Posts: 7,795
    rolling brown/blackouts...a lot of blackouts....sick of it already PECO..get your act together its freakin hot in here...not as hot as outside but too freakin hot anyway! Damn!
    peace,
    jo

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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    I went to check out a private school for a new career change and I can't afford it... Private school=15 miles away, $18K for 7 months, Community College=40 miles away, $6k for 9 months....I already told them I wasn't going to take classes there, I left them 3 messages...they keep calling me...STOP FREAKING CALLING ME!!!
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    it was hot hot heat with the kills back in 03. mystery solved.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    great...the seachickens game is on, that means he is at the bar and will not be home till 9....I should get something to eat...I have tomatoes and eggs....purgatory...
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Statewide, West Virginia claims six large federal prisons and 13 state prisons. :shock:
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    Why do my all of my Male to Female clients always want to show me their boobs? Just saw my third pair in 2 days.

    Wait, what?

    I have to ask, what in the name of God do you do for a living?!?
    :wtf:
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    unlost dogs wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    Why do my all of my Male to Female clients always want to show me their boobs? Just saw my third pair in 2 days.

    Wait, what?

    I have to ask, what in the name of God do you do for a living?!?
    :wtf:

    I know she was saying something about her clients smoking a j in front of her too...
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    4and20 wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    Why do my all of my Male to Female clients always want to show me their boobs? Just saw my third pair in 2 days.

    Wait, what?

    I have to ask, what in the name of God do you do for a living?!?
    :wtf:

    I know she was saying something about her clients smoking a j in front of her too...

    Well, okay then. Okey-dokey.

    Wow.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,450
    You know, I am so very over getting the fucking run around about my pay. Tell me the goddamn truth of when I can expect to see the fucking raise or keep your fucking mouth shut!!!! Is this your way of telling me where I stand with this organization? You ask what will raise morale, promote a good working environment, retain good people and continue to pull this bullshit!? Why the fuck do you think we have a bad attitude? And you send us in front of the public?
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  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Wondering who else is on here using their iPod touch?
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    If I hear/read one more person say "it's just a dog" I'm going to fucking smack them in the mouth.

    Fuckers.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    its just a dog















    :P
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    where the fuck is the washing machine fixer upper guy.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    catefrances wrote:
    its just a dog

    Cate... CATE. Cut it out.
    :x
    Grrrrrrrrrrrr.















    :P
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)

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