how many pieces of paper can you staple together at once?

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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    mickeyrat wrote:
    ALWAYS one page short of what I need.

    Honestly though , I gave up competitive stapling when I gave up drinking. the excitement of achievement just wasn't there anymore. Now I dont even do it for fun.


    we'll be on page 4 any minute now.....

    but honestly, stapling for fun is fun. :lol:
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    81 wrote:
    but it's not a swingline. :lol:

    let me know if you top 45...i might be able to hit 46 or 47...maybe 48....49 would be pushing it.

    45 had the barbs all the way thru with bend in them. 50 got no bend.

    stretch your staples.
    heat them with a torch, pound them out flatter and longer
    you may have to readjust the staplers configuration…
    or use a vice-grip
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    chadwick wrote:
    81 wrote:
    but it's not a swingline. :lol:

    let me know if you top 45...i might be able to hit 46 or 47...maybe 48....49 would be pushing it.

    45 had the barbs all the way thru with bend in them. 50 got no bend.

    stretch your staples.
    heat them with a torch, pound them out flatter and longer
    you may have to readjust the staplers configuration…
    or use a vice-grip


    or just use one of them fancy binder paper clips :lol:
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  • kevinbeetle
    kevinbeetle Posts: 365
    81 wrote:

    but it's not a swingline. :lol:

    let me know if you top 45...i might be able to hit 46 or 47...maybe 48....49 would be pushing it.

    45 had the barbs all the way thru with bend in them. 50 got no bend.
    i work for the government. you want me to waste your tax dollars?
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 45,586
    81 wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    81 wrote:

    a most exciting topic indeed. so many styles, sizes and varieties. the possiblititiittitees are endless
    and the fancy ones that resemble folded stars, yes/no?
    or the fancy clip that snaps closed and folds.
    very nice office & school supplies.
    when in school, i always stole stuff from the supply closets. :twisted:


    i prefer this style

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    Thread integrity people , please maintain thread integrity. If you wish to speak about other office supplies please do so in another thread topic specific or a general supplies thread.


    And 81 , dont think that went unnoticed!!!
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  • kevinbeetle
    kevinbeetle Posts: 365
    chadwick wrote:
    81 wrote:
    but it's not a swingline. :lol:

    let me know if you top 45...i might be able to hit 46 or 47...maybe 48....49 would be pushing it.

    45 had the barbs all the way thru with bend in them. 50 got no bend.

    stretch your staples.
    heat them with a torch, pound them out flatter and longer
    you may have to readjust the staplers configuration…
    or use a vice-grip
    dude. you cant do that. they wouldnt fit in the stapler. plus, your lowering the yield strength by heating the staple, thus lowering the penetration factor of said staple
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 45,586
    kevinbeetle wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    81 wrote:
    but it's not a swingline. :lol:

    let me know if you top 45...i might be able to hit 46 or 47...maybe 48....49 would be pushing it.

    45 had the barbs all the way thru with bend in them. 50 got no bend.

    stretch your staples.
    heat them with a torch, pound them out flatter and longer
    you may have to readjust the staplers configuration…
    or use a vice-grip
    dude. you cant do that. they wouldnt fit in the stapler. plus, your lowering the yield strength by heating the staple, thus lowering the penetration factor of said staple
    now we're onto staple engineering and physics?
    _____________________________________SIGNATURE________________________________________________

    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    kevinbeetle wrote:
    81 wrote:

    but it's not a swingline. :lol:

    let me know if you top 45...i might be able to hit 46 or 47...maybe 48....49 would be pushing it.

    45 had the barbs all the way thru with bend in them. 50 got no bend.
    i work for the government. you want me to waste your tax dollars?


    aren't you wasting our tax dollars by not buying a high quality long lasting swingline. you should still be using world war two swinglines.
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    edited August 2010
    kevinbeetle, mickeyrat, 82,,, everyone..
    staplers are badass.

    thank you.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    mickeyrat wrote:
    Thread integrity people , please maintain thread integrity. If you wish to speak about other office supplies please do so in another thread topic specific or a general supplies thread.


    And 81 , dont think that went unnoticed!!!


    hmmm...i must have corrected you in some thread some time. :lol: nice elephant memory
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  • kevinbeetle
    kevinbeetle Posts: 365
    mickeyrat wrote:
    kevinbeetle wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    stretch your staples.
    heat them with a torch, pound them out flatter and longer
    you may have to readjust the staplers configuration…
    or use a vice-grip
    dude. you cant do that. they wouldnt fit in the stapler. plus, your lowering the yield strength by heating the staple, thus lowering the penetration factor of said staple
    now we're onto staple engineering and physics?
    i am an engineer, so yeah
  • kevinbeetle
    kevinbeetle Posts: 365
    81 wrote:
    kevinbeetle wrote:
    81 wrote:

    but it's not a swingline. :lol:

    let me know if you top 45...i might be able to hit 46 or 47...maybe 48....49 would be pushing it.

    45 had the barbs all the way thru with bend in them. 50 got no bend.
    i work for the government. you want me to waste your tax dollars?


    aren't you wasting our tax dollars by not buying a high quality long lasting swingline. you should still be using world war two swinglines.
    when you have the stapling skilz i have, efficiency outweighs $
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 45,586
    81 wrote:
    mickeyrat wrote:
    Thread integrity people , please maintain thread integrity. If you wish to speak about other office supplies please do so in another thread topic specific or a general supplies thread.


    And 81 , dont think that went unnoticed!!!


    hmmm...i must have corrected you in some thread some time. :lol: nice elephant memory
    I was refering to a rather blatant attempt on your part to .....


    dude just read that post very carefully. I can always spot a good pair. :mrgreen:
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    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    kevinbeetle wrote:
    i am an engineer, so yeah
    engineer me a bridge and a toilet
    i need this by next week, im moving
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • kevinbeetle
    kevinbeetle Posts: 365
    chadwick wrote:
    kevinbeetle wrote:
    i am an engineer, so yeah
    engineer me a bridge and a toilet
    i need this by next week, im moving
    im a mechanical, not civil engineer. buy the toilet at home depot.
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    kevinbeetle wrote:

    aren't you wasting our tax dollars by not buying a high quality long lasting swingline. you should still be using world war two swinglines.
    when you have the stapling skilz i have, efficiency outweighs $[/quote]


    you should be using this. it's a swingline speed stapler
    swingline11a.jpg
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  • kevinbeetle
    kevinbeetle Posts: 365
    81 wrote:


    you should be using this. it's a swingline speed stapler
    swingline11a.jpg
    i dont staple that often. i prefer to pdf my documents
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    kevinbeetle wrote:
    81 wrote:


    you should be using this. it's a swingline speed stapler
    swingline11a.jpg
    i dont staple that often. i prefer to pdf my documents


    you must admit, it's pretty badass
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    81 wrote:
    kevinbeetle wrote:

    aren't you wasting our tax dollars by not buying a high quality long lasting swingline. you should still be using world war two swinglines.
    when you have the stapling skilz i have, efficiency outweighs $


    you should be using this. it's a swingline speed stapler
    swingline11a.jpg[/quote]
    never ever wedge your weasel under and into that staplers business end.
    uncomfortable and not office appropriate.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • kevinbeetle
    kevinbeetle Posts: 365
    kat, can we sticky this please? tia.

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