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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Slap upside the head wrote:
    My understanding of women goes only as far as the pleasures.
    true.
    women are pleasurable.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    :D
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    And why is it so bloody hard to find cool chicks who just want to smoke some weed, drink a few beers and have a good laugh......without talking about shopping, shoes and other girly shit?!

    That is my lifelong mission....to find a great chick to hang with and smoke weed with....and who also shares my taste in music. I'm now 31....I wonder if I'll ever find her?
    they're everywhere but please becareful.
    some are coldhearted & ferocious.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,381
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    And why is it so bloody hard to find cool chicks who just want to smoke some weed, drink a few beers and have a good laugh......without talking about shopping, shoes and other girly shit?!

    That is my lifelong mission....to find a great chick to hang with and smoke weed with....and who also shares my taste in music. I'm now 31....I wonder if I'll ever find her?

    hold please, I'm shipping you a coffee mug.

    butch_lesbian_mug-p1685040726314786552otmb_400.jpg
  • comebackgirl
    comebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    Dissidentman wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    And why is it so bloody hard to find cool chicks who just want to smoke some weed, drink a few beers and have a good laugh......without talking about shopping, shoes and other girly shit?!

    That is my lifelong mission....to find a great chick to hang with and smoke weed with....and who also shares my taste in music. I'm now 31....I wonder if I'll ever find her?

    hold please, I'm shipping you a coffee mug.

    butch_lesbian_mug-p1685040726314786552otmb_400.jpg
    LOL - I was thinking "they do exist, but I think they're men" ;)
    tumblr_mg4nc33pIX1s1mie8o1_400.gif

    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • PearlOfAGirl
    PearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    Dissidentman wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    And why is it so bloody hard to find cool chicks who just want to smoke some weed, drink a few beers and have a good laugh......without talking about shopping, shoes and other girly shit?!

    That is my lifelong mission....to find a great chick to hang with and smoke weed with....and who also shares my taste in music. I'm now 31....I wonder if I'll ever find her?

    hold please, I'm shipping you a coffee mug.

    butch_lesbian_mug-p1685040726314786552otmb_400.jpg
    Sounds about right :lol::lol::lol:

    Wish you were here...
    ♥~RIP Dad
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    comebackgirl wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    And why is it so bloody hard to find cool chicks who just want to smoke some weed, drink a few beers and have a good laugh......without talking about shopping, shoes and other girly shit?!

    That is my lifelong mission....to find a great chick to hang with and smoke weed with....and who also shares my taste in music. I'm now 31....I wonder if I'll ever find her?

    hold please, I'm shipping you a coffee mug.

    butch_lesbian_mug-p1685040726314786552otmb_400.jpg
    LOL - I was thinking "they do exist, but I think they're men" ;)


    women in comfortable shoes...
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Dissidentman wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    loadedgun wrote:
    Can't live with em, can't kill em.
    can't live with 'em, can't kick 'em in the nuts.

    how about the Fudd?

    Shit - I think I owe Dunk a fee now.
    if one kicks a chic in the fudd
    they had better retract their leg quickly before the chic rips it off at the hip.
    i've seen it a million times.

    mad mean chics are like the Tasmanian devil or a buzzsaw.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,381
    chadwick wrote:

    mad mean chics are like the Tasmanian devil or a buzzsaw.

    Or a red headed viking step-child
  • meme
    meme Posts: 4,695
    We tell you how we feel and you still don't understand us.
    You never tell us how you feel and we still manage to understand.

    Now, what does that say about you?
    ... and the will to show I will always be better than before.
  • milarso
    milarso Posts: 1,280
    My fiancee is eight months pregnant and we have no air conditioning (it was 95 yesterday).
    At this point, I've stopped trying to understand her.
    I'm just trying to make it through this alive...
    "The dude abides. I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' her easy for all us sinners."
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    meme wrote:
    We tell you how we feel and you still don't understand us.
    You never tell us how you feel and we still manage to understand.

    Now, what does that say about you?
    that we are smart?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DeLukin
    DeLukin Posts: 2,757
    edited May 2010
    meme wrote:
    We tell you how we feel and you still don't understand us.
    You never tell us how you feel and we still manage to understand.

    Now, what does that say about you?
    I didn't understand a word you just said... (admittedly, it's probably because I was thinking of boobs)
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
  • PearlOfAGirl
    PearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    Maybe this thread should be called people that "Hate Women" :roll: :think:

    Wish you were here...
    ♥~RIP Dad
  • JoeTzu
    JoeTzu Posts: 88
    From Jack Nicholson in "As Good as it Gets"

    Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
    Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.
    Tickle my nausea
  • Nittany1bn
    Nittany1bn Near Philadelphia Posts: 214
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    loadedgun wrote:
    Can't live with em, can't kill em.
    Cant live with them...
    Cant find a good place to hide the body...........

    can't live with them....pass the beer nuts
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,381
    meme wrote:
    We tell you how we feel and you still don't understand us.
    You never tell us how you feel and we still manage to understand.

    Now, what does that say about you?

    This has never once happened in the history of "man". It's more like "if I have to tell you how I feel than you mustn't know me very well"

    As far as understanding us?? We need food, alcohol and sex.

    ;)
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    milarso wrote:
    My fiancee is eight months pregnant and we have no air conditioning (it was 95 yesterday).
    At this point, I've stopped trying to understand her.
    I'm just trying to make it through this alive...
    you Sir are a hero.
    nothing short of fantastic.

    your post made me laugh.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    pjfan31 wrote:
    Just don't understand them.


    good... we like it that way. :P
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,381
    DeLukin wrote:
    meme wrote:
    We tell you how we feel and you still don't understand us.
    You never tell us how you feel and we still manage to understand.

    Now, what does that say about you?
    I didn't understand a word you just said... (admittedly, it's probably because I was thinking of boobs)


    :lol:

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